Mad Saber Three Waves: The Golden Husband and Silver Wife!

Nonsense! Have you ever seen Onion Demon that can master 'Super-Speed Regeneration'? That's clearly a talent skill that only gecko-type or earthworm-type spirits can possess!

At this moment, Onion Lady really wanted to spray Yu Jiaojiao's face with onion juice—this wasn't some kind of Super-Speed Regeneration, it was practically peeling! It was like they were peeling off a layer of onion sprouts right off her!

She was in so much pain that the onion juice was leaking out.

Although... after the excruciating pain, it actually felt quite refreshing. As the new scallion sprouts swayed in the wind, Onion Lady could even feel a cool breeze.

This feeling is like having a huge cavity, the pain reaching the root. The dentist pulls the decayed tooth out with forceps—it hurts a lot, but afterwards it feels very comfortable.

"It's not Super-Speed Regeneration, it's just peeled off a layer of scallion sprouts. However, this peeled-off layer is a bit strange; only the very center has a small tuft of hollow flesh, making it look like only a scallion tip has been pinched off." At this moment, Venerable White spoke up, "Furthermore, I can't think of a way to pull her off the Enlightenment Stone without damaging this Onion Demon and the Enlightenment Stone for now. I'll talk to the fellow Daoists in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' later and see if they have any better ideas."

After speaking, Venerable White handed the scallion sprout in his hand, along with the Enlightenment Stone and the Onion Lady, back to Song Shuhang.

The other shed 'scallion sprout,' or rather 'scallion sheath,' was studied by Venerable White for a moment before being put away.

"Senior White, you've worked hard." Song Shuhang took Onion Lady and the onion sprout, and said, "Onion Lady, you can stay on the Enlightenment Stone for a while longer."

Onion Lady sighed softly, "For now, this is the only way." -- Well, to be honest, she was also a little reluctant to get off the Enlightenment Stone, after all, she had benefited a lot while rooted on it.

But she also desperately wanted freedom.

You can't have your cake and eat it too!

The ancients were right.

At this moment, Yu Jiaojiao remembered the important matter. "Ah, I almost forgot, Senior White, Shuhang, and Senior Creation, hurry up and get ready to head to the movie set. Beforehand, while it was already dark, Director Jacob was preparing to shoot the scene of [Senior Sister Murong Hua Feng Chuanzi's wedding]. Also, Senior White, you're missing a scene from [The Destruction of the Skycloud Sect] where the protagonist Ling Ye is sadly shedding tears at the ruins of the Skycloud Sect. The director said he'll add that scene tomorrow."

"No problem, I'll cooperate with the director to reshoot the scenes, haha... It seems a lot happened during my one hour of seclusion." Venerable White chuckled sheepishly, "Let's not talk about that, let's go see Medicine Master and Miss Jiang Ziyan's wedding first."

Yu Jiaojiao said, "By the way, Senior White, for the scene where Senior Medicine Master is getting married, you need to change your appearance to go there. Because in the story, you were captured by a Four-Headed Snake Monster on the valley path on your way to the wedding."

"Alright, I'll enter in a different form then," Venerable White nodded.

So the four of them quickly ran towards the wedding scene of the 'Medicine Master' and 'Jiang Ziyan'.

Along the way, Song Shuhang briefly recounted to Venerable White what had happened during his seclusion. It started with the Four-Headed Snake Demon capturing him and Venerable White, then their arrival in the Netherworld, and finally their inexplicable return to the skies of China, carried away by the Meteor Sword.

The corpse of the Four-Headed Snake Demon was temporarily stored in Song Shuhang's 'Inch-Shrinking Bag'.

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When Song Shuhang and his three companions arrived at the filming location, Director Jacob's crew was still preparing and had not yet started filming.

However, the actors are already in place.

In addition to the fellow Daoists from the "Nine Provinces Number One Group" who participated in the performance, there were also many temporary guest actors—fellow Daoists from Senior Xian Gong, such as Lay Buddhist Flying Fish, Lay Buddhist Rice Cake, and other fellow Daoists.

They came to play the role of 'wedding guests', making the wedding a bit more grand.

The Venerable White had already transformed his appearance along the way, becoming an ordinary 'Skycloud Sect disciple' to participate in this event.

In the distance, the protagonists of this scene, the Medicine Master and Jiang Ziyan, are sitting side by side in the dressing room, being dressed by the makeup artist. They are already wearing red wedding attire and groom's clothes.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator saw Shuhang Song Shuhang approaching from afar and waved to him. "Young friend Shuhang, you're awake? Hmm, who is this fellow Daoist beside you? I haven't seen him at the theater this time."

"It is I, Northern River Beihe. Because the character [Ling Ye] is not suitable to appear in this scene, I have transformed my appearance to come and watch this performance," Venerable White replied.

"Hahaha, so it's Senior White." Northern River's Loose Cultivator laughed heartily, then looked at the Dharma King Creation on Song Shuhang's other side. "Brother Creation, you still dare to come!"

"Why wouldn't I dare to come?" the Dharma King Creation laughed and asked in return.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator gave the Dharma King Creation a thumbs up.

In the Nine Provinces Number One Group, quite a few fellow cultivators had previously clicked on the 'voice message' sent by the Dharma King Creation. Now, the Dharma King Creation actually dared to come to the movie shooting location.

The Mad Saber Three Waves still hanging in the sky is the end of the Dharma King Creation!

The Dharma King Creation returned the smile with a smug look, and also gave the Northern River's Loose Cultivator a thumbs up, indicating that the hermit had a brilliant plan!

Just as Northern River's Loose Cultivator was pondering how the fellow Daoists of the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' would deal with the Dharma King Creation... the Medicine Master and Miss Jiang Ziyan had already finished their makeup.

They walked side by side, gracefully approaching the 'wedding scene'.

Director Jacob clapped his hands... everything was ready. Once the Medicine Master and Jiang Ziyan arrived, they could start filming this scene immediately.

The movie is about to start filming!

The fellow cultivators also looked curiously at the 'Three Waves Balloon' floating in the sky. More than half a day had passed, and the balloon formed by Mad Saber Three Waves was still floating in the air.

The fellow Daoists were very curious: how would Mad Saber Three Waves play the role of creating a lively atmosphere once filming began?

Does it make a popping sound like firecrackers to add to the festive atmosphere? Or does it have some other special function?

The fellow cultivators were very much looking forward to it.

Three Waves is now truly 'filled with anger', and now he has come up with a brilliant plan to get revenge on Jiang Ziyan.

Although this ingenious plan is a bit reckless... it doesn't matter. As long as it can disrupt Miss Jiang Ziyan's plans, he's willing to risk anything.

Even if it's courting death, he'll make sure Jiang Ziyan knows the consequences of provoking him, Mad Saber Three Waves!

The Medicine Master and Jiang Ziyan arrived below the 'wedding scene'.

The fellow Daoists around him jokingly clasped their hands in congratulations and said some auspicious words.

The Medicine Master waved somewhat sheepishly to the fellow cultivators.

Just then, Mad Saber Three Waves, floating in the sky, let out a cry, "Ugh ugh ugh ugh~~"

Oh, I almost forgot that the Medicine Master and Jiang Ziyan stripped him of his right to speak.

But it doesn't matter. Since he was turned into a balloon, he has finally managed to accumulate a little bit of spiritual power. This little bit of spiritual power is just enough for him to perform a 'Group Secret Voice Transmission' once.

Without hesitation, Mad Saber Three Waves telepathically Secret Voice Transmission the fellow cultivators below. "Medicine Master, be careful! There's a conspiracy behind this wedding scene! Miss Jiang Ziyan wants to make it real; she's instructed me to directly invite your father..."

Just as Mad Saber Three Waves was speaking, the Medicine Master who had been walking alongside Jiang Ziyan suddenly raised his head and stared sharply at Three Waves.

Then, the Medicine Master reached out and clapped his hand! In the sky, the Mad Saber Three Waves brand balloon grew even larger. The voice he originally wanted to Secret Voice Transmission to his fellow Daoists was also interrupted because his body suddenly swelled up even more.

The Medicine Master reactivated the 'Gu worm' within him!

Beside the Medicine Master, Jiang Ziyan smiled smugly at Mad Saber Three Waves— "Fellow Three Waves Sanlang, you've lost!"

Mad Saber Three Waves widened his eyes, and quickly, he understood—the Golden Couple! That wretched pair of Doudou!

The Medicine Master already knew that Jiang Ziyan had secretly brought his parents over, and he even knew that Jiang Ziyan was going to take their fake relationship seriously!

The Medicine Master showed no intention of resisting whatsoever...

Or rather, the Medicine Master also wanted to take this opportunity to formally establish the status of his relationship with Jiang Ziyan!

The relationship between the Medicine Master and Jiang Ziyan was one of mutual affection—otherwise, he wouldn't have kept Jiang Ziyan his side for so many years and allowed her to dress him up in a flamboyant, "punk" style.

However, due to the awkward 'master-disciple' relationship between the Medicine Master and Jiang Ziyan, although he liked Jiang Ziyan, he couldn't find a truly suitable opportunity to turn the two from 'master-disciple' into 'dual cultivation partners'.

Now, taking advantage of the plot of [Senior Sister Murong Feng Chuanzi's wedding] in Song Shuhang's movie, Jiang Ziyan has arranged a plan to turn a fake wedding into a real one.

If the Medicine Master and Jiang Ziyan were to actually get married in the movie... it would be a natural progression for them to become 'dual cultivation partners' in a few days!

Therefore, even though the Medicine Master knew that Jiang Ziyan had secretly invited his parents and even arranged for them to be in the 'wedding scene' waiting for him and Jiang Ziyan to go in, the Medicine Master wisely chose to 'play dumb' and pretend he knew nothing about it.

He was quietly waiting for the moment he could complete his wedding with Jiang Ziyan.

Under such circumstances, how could the Medicine Master allow Mad Saber Three Waves's foul mouth to disrupt Jiang Ziyan's plans and ruin his own happiness for the rest of his life?

From the Medicine Master's sharp gaze, Mad Saber Three Waves immediately deduced all of this.

A golden couple, a silver-clad couple!

I, Mad Saber Three Waves, will not let you get away with this! I swear by my surname, Lang!

Just as Mad Saber Three Waves was feeling unwilling to give up, Director Jacob waved from afar.

The clapperboard slammed down.

This scene is about to begin!

At that moment, the figure of Mad Saber Three Waves in the sky swelled even more.

Wait, wait, if it expands any further, it'll explode! Is the Medicine Master really going to be so cruel as to make me explode and turn into fireworks?