Senior Three Waves Wants to Be Cremated?

A series of loud, continuous explosions rang out.

Mad Saber Three Waves was in tears, but these were not tears of regret or sorrow. Three Waves never regretted his reckless actions.

These were simply clear tears that flowed because the pain was unbearable.

The pain was excruciating, even for Fifth-Grade Spirit Emperor!

Mad Saber Three Waves felt his body being stretched to its limit, and then with a loud 'pop,' his body exploded like a punctured balloon!

Is the Medicine Master really that heartless? That's too cruel!

He was going to die, he was really going to die after the explosion... Just as Mad Saber Three Waves was thinking this, his body exploded, but it was as if he had only shed a layer of skin. Only a layer of skin was blown off. Inside, a brand new, fair and tender Mad Saber Three Waves 'grew' out.

Immediately afterwards, this 'new Mad Saber Three Waves' was once again rapidly expanded and exploded.

This process repeats itself, in a cycle.

The loud, firecracker-like sounds that everyone heard were actually the repeated explosions and rebirths of Mad Saber Three Waves, a cycle that continued to explode.

Each 'pop' sound meant that Mad Saber Three Waves had exploded once. On average, Three Waves would explode two to three times per second!

The terrifying sound of firecrackers lasted for nearly a minute, and Mad Saber Three Waves felt as if he had exploded at least 170 times. Each explosion drained Mad Saber Three Waves's physical and spiritual energy, and after more than 170 explosions, Mad Saber Three Waves was extremely weak.

Unable to live, unable to die.

Finally, the explosions stopped.

Although the explosion was loud, its power was not great, and Three Waves's Daoist robe was not destroyed.

Three Waves felt as if a thick layer of leather armor had appeared around him—no, it wasn't leather armor. It was all from the old 'Mad Saber Three Waves' who died in the explosion!

Medicine Master, I, Lang, am sworn enemies with you!

Mad Saber Three Waves thought to himself, "After the wedding of the Medicine Master and Jiang Ziyan, I must find a way to send them a grand gift." He already had many ideas in mind, just waiting to get away before putting them into action!

Just as Mad Saber Three Waves Sanlang was pondering, his body swelled up again... Holy crap, again? When will this end!

However, after this expansion, it didn't explode. It simply made Mad Saber Three Waves hang in the air like a hot air balloon. Then, more than a dozen festive red cloths burst open from his body, enveloping him completely. Each red cloth hung down, with auspicious blessings written on it.

Mad Saber Three Waves: "..."

Below, the Medicine Master, playing Feng Chuanzi, leads Jiang Ziyan, playing Murong Hua, step by step toward the wedding scene.

During the event, Director Jacob even gave Mad Saber Three Waves a close-up shot—although the wedding scene was somewhat incongruous, he wasn't filming a period drama, but rather a future world in a parallel universe, so arranging a modern-style wedding wouldn't have been a problem.

The wedding couple enters.

The Medicine Master's parents sat there beaming; they had been sitting there for a long time, waiting for their Medicine Master to come in.

The Medicine Master's parents had white hair, but they looked quite young.

Their cultivation levels were not high, only at the Third-Grade Realm. In fact, if they were ordinary Third-Grade Cultivator, they would be nearing the end of their lifespan by the time they reached their age.

However, the Medicine Master used longevity pills, which greatly extended the parents' lifespan.

But precisely because of this, the Medicine Master's parents have always hoped that they could see Medicine Master get married and have a few chubby children before they die.

Without Mad Saber Three Waves causing trouble, the filming went very smoothly.

[Feng Chuanzi] and [Murong Hua] successfully completed their wedding - the Medicine Master and Jiang Ziyan also took the opportunity to formally establish their relationship.

Even during the wedding ceremony, Jiang Ziyan didn't forget about the cameras and movie plots outside.

She still dutifully portrayed the character of [Murong Hua], from the initial anticipation in her eyes—hoping that the protagonist [Ling Ye] would appear in time—to the faint sorrow that appeared between her brows, and finally, her heart breaking as she completed her wedding with [Feng Chuanzi].

Because she was in a good mood, Jiang Ziyan performed exceptionally well.

The entire scene was filmed smoothly and seamlessly.

Director Jacob was very satisfied.

With that, today's filming has come to an end.

Filming for the movie has temporarily ended, but the banquet for the "Nine Provinces Number One Group" will not end just like that, after all, today is the wedding day of the Medicine Master and Jiang Ziyan.

Jiang Ziyan had secretly arranged the banquet long ago. The dishes were prepared by ordinary Immortal Chef, but the wine was all of the finest quality— Jiang Ziyan had been preparing for this day for many years.

That night, the fellow Daoists of the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group', as well as Song Shuhang and his friends, and the members of the film crew, all drank to their hearts' content.

Gao Moumou and the other ordinary members of the crew got drunk early on and were taken to their respective rooms to rest by Venerable Spirit Butterfly.

After drinking his fill, Song Shuhang staggered out of the house, looking for the senior Medicine Master. He had intended to find the senior Medicine Master and give him a gift as a wedding present to celebrate the senior Medicine Master's wedding—he had even thought of a gift in mind. Not long ago, the senior Medicine Master had asked him for scallion sprouts that were hundreds of years old, and he happened to have some fresh scallion sprouts on hand.

However, half-drunk and half-awake, Song Shuhang couldn't find the senior Medicine Master. Well... the senior just had his wedding with Jiang Ziyan today, he's probably enjoying a blissful night right now.

So Song Shuhang staggered back to his room.

Upon exiting the gate, he saw Northern River's Loose Cultivator and True Lord Dustfall pulling Senior Three Waves out of the air.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator chuckled and asked, "Three Waves, are you still alive?"

Back in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group', Northern River's Loose Cultivator and Mad Saber Three Waves actually had a pretty good relationship. Song Shuhang remembered that when he first joined the group, every time Senior Three Waves did something reckless, Northern River's Loose Cultivator would remind him not to go too far.

At this moment, the still round and Mad Saber Three Waves was pale and gave a weak smile.

"Looks like he's still breathing," True Lord Dustfall chuckled, then took out a pill from his robes and placed it into Three Waves's mouth. "Swallow it. This is an antidote for Gu poison prepared by the Medicine Master; it will also restore some of your vital energy."

After taking the pill, Mad Saber Three Waves's round body quickly returned to normal.

At this moment, Mad Saber Three Waves was as white and tender as a newborn baby's, smooth—skin that would make even female cultivators envious.

"I never imagined that the Medicine Master's poison was also a beauty product?" Northern River's Loose Cultivator joked.

"I... I feel like I'm... going to die," Mad Saber Three Waves said in a hoarse voice.

Song Shuhang happened to overhear what Senior Three Waves said as he passed by.

Perhaps because he was quite drunk, he swayed and squatted down next to Senior Three Waves, asking earnestly, "Senior Three Waves, do you have any last words?"

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "..."

True Lord Dustfall: "..."

Mad Saber Three Waves's eyes lit up; he could tell at a glance that young friend Song Shuhang was in a drunken state. So, teasing young friend Song Shuhang would surely be quite amusing?

Then, Mad Saber Three Waves, trembling, reached out and grabbed Song Shuhang's hand. "Last words... Yes, I need a last word!"

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "..." He felt that Three Waves seemed to be courting death again.

Slurring his words, Song Shuhang grabbed the hand of Senior Three Waves tightly. "Senior Three Waves, please say your last words, and I'll write them down for you."

"After I die... please bury me between the Medicine Master and Jiang Ziyan. I cannot separate them in life, and even in death I will squeeze between them as their mistress." Mad Saber Three Waves spoke with increasing force.

Song Shuhang nodded, took out a small notebook, and wrote down what Mad Saber Three Waves said.

"Wait... something's not right!" Mad Saber Three Waves suddenly sighed again, "If I die now, who knows when the Medicine Master and Jiang Ziyan will die. How can I squeeze between them? This will is not a good idea."

"Then I'll cross out this last message?" Song Shuhang hiccuped and crossed out Senior Three Waves's last message.

"Then let's change it... After I die... cremate me." Mad Saber Three Waves said with a sorrowful expression, his voice growing weaker with each word. "No need to build me a grave, no need to erect a tombstone, just scatter my ashes into the sea. Let my ashes churn with the waves, that is my greatest wish."

"No problem, Senior Three Waves!" Song Shuhang said earnestly.

He rewrote Senior Three Waves's last words, and then... he bent down and hoisted Senior Three Waves, onto his shoulders.

At this moment, Mad Saber Three Waves was in a weak and powerless state, unable to resist. "Young friend Shuhang, what are you doing? Put me down quickly!"

"Senior Three Waves, please stop talking, it will only exhaust your strength." Song Shuhang said seriously, "I will carry you there and cremate you. Then, I will hold your ashes and have Senior White take me to the seaside. I will then scatter your ashes into the ocean, letting them float and tumble with the waves!"

Half-drunk and half-awake, Song Shuhang's mind was completely clouded; he didn't even know what he was doing. He had only one thought in his mind: to carry the dying Mad Senior Three Waves to the crematorium and cremate him.

Then, to fulfill his last wish, his ashes were scattered into the ocean, to float and tumble with the waves.

Mad Saber Three Waves: "..."

Holy crap, is Song Shuhang serious?

"No! Young friend Song Shuhang, I was just joking! Northern River, come help me!" Mad Saber Three Waves shouted.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "..." For some reason, he suddenly found himself quite looking forward to the scene of Song Shuhang Mad Saber Three Waves. It would definitely be very interesting, wouldn't it?

So they watched as Song Shuhang carried Three Waves on his shoulder and walked away into the distance step by step.

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Unfortunately, in the end, Mad Saber Three Waves was not carried over by Song Shuhang for cremation.

After carrying Senior Three Waves for about two hundred meters, Song Shuhang collapsed.

He lay there in the middle of the road, while Mad Saber Three Waves, who had been carried on Song Shuhang's shoulder, was thrown a considerable distance.

Under the still-frightened gaze of Mad Saber Three Waves, little friend Song Shuhang fell fast asleep.