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Chapter 710

My Roommate Has Been Acting a Little Strange Lately (Electric Alliance Bonus Chapter)

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At this time, near the Cleveland Volcano.

True Lord Yellow Mountain took out his phone and looked at the fellow Daoists chatting in the group. After a while, True Lord sighed softly.

Nine Provinces Cocoon-Binding Group?

I can't take it anymore, my liver hurts so much.

He felt he should visit the Medicine Master in a few days to see if the Medicine Master had any 'Rapid-Effect Liver-Protecting Pill' or similar elixirs specifically for cultivators, True Lord felt he really needed such a miraculous medicine recently.

The 'Nine Provinces Cocoon-Binding Group' incident did not end there.

Afterwards, Yu Jiaojiao posted another photo of 'Muscle Shuhang': "This is how Shuhang looked after emerging from his Cocoon Formation. His muscles are amazing!"

Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman: "Holy crap, what's going on? How did young friend Song Shuhang become so strong? It's terrifying!"

The Immortal Fish Envoy said, "Venerable White said that Song Shuhang's body became so strong because his body absorbed a large amount of medicinal power in a short period of time. It's the same principle as a person gaining weight from overeating... He'll be fine in a few days. The effects of the 'Dragon Demon Potion' are even more exaggerated than we imagined."

Northern River's Loose Cultivator suddenly realized something and said, "So, the Senior White, Lay Buddhist Xian Gong, True Lord White Crane, Young Master Phoenix Slayer, and Snow Wolf Cave Master who emerge from their cocoons in a little while might all have this style?"

Muscle White, Muscular Xian Gong, Muscle White, Muscular Phoenix Slayer, Muscular Wolf.

Suddenly, a strong Hong Kong comic book style hit me, and it was an enhanced version of it.

Just thinking about this art style is terrifying.

The 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' fell silent.

A moment later, Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da, "Didn't Doudou go and Cocoon Formation? I feel that with Doudou's personality, how could she miss out on something so interesting?"

I Am True Monarch Yellow Mountain's Loyal Hound: "[Venerable White's smiling emoji] Guo Da, you know me quite well~ Normally, if that guy Shuhang does something this fun, I would definitely run over and join the silk- Cocoon Formation team. But not tonight~~ Tonight, I'm taking my wife to run the ultimate dungeon, we're still missing a helmet for the new set [shy emoji]"

Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da: "..."

I Am True Monarch Yellow Mountain's Loyal Hound: "Also, while taking my wife through dungeons, I also need to keep an eye on the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' and be ready to steal your 'dog-rubbing tower' at any time. Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da"

Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da, "However, you're getting married soon, Doudou. You're going to marry someone else. Having a wife won't help you anymore, you're going to get married!"

I Am True Monarch Yellow Mountain's Loyal Hound: "..."

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "Actually, Fellow Guo Da, you could just send the 'dog head emoji' and the 'angrily rubbing dog head' emoji together. That way, no one can forcefully interrupt."

Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da: "Impossible! This is heretical. The essence of self-deprecation is to first post a self-deprecating message on the first floor, and then complete the self-deprecation on the second floor. What's the point of self-deprecation within the same message?"

Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "Fellow Guo Da, what you said makes a lot of sense." -- But I simply cannot understand your way of making fun of yourself.

Immortal Fish Envoy: "I'm really looking forward to seeing what Venerable White will look like when he emerges from his cocoon. Will he still be muscular and strong? Or will he turn into something even more interesting?"

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The room where Song Shuhang was resting.

After sending the message, Yu Jiaojiao joked, "It would be really interesting if Senior White came out of seclusion looking muscular too, right? We could take a picture of Senior White then and update the [Senior White Sticker Pack]."

Song Shuhang: "Jiaojiao, don't you dare court death."

"Don't worry, I was just saying." Yu Jiaojiao blinked.

As they were talking, Song Shuhang's phone rang.

"Who would call me so late?" Song Shuhang took out his phone and saw an unfamiliar number displayed on the shattered screen.

At this moment, because his body had grown several times larger, the phone that used to be easy for Song Shuhang to hold now looked like a small building block in his hand, and he had to pinch it with his thumb and forefinger.

Shuhang casually swiped to answer the call.

"Hello~" came a man's voice with a local accent from the phone.

"Hello, who are you?" Song Shuhang asked casually.

"Here's the thing, sir, this is XXX Health Products Co., Ltd. We recently launched a fantastic health product that can help you build strong muscles within a month. It's absolutely harmless and contains no hormones. Are you interested?" the man with the local accent said quickly.

Oh, it was an advertising or sales call. They're really going all out to sell their products so late.

But why is it a rip-off "muscle-building" health supplement? Is it the creatine that bodybuilders take? Even if you did produce such a supplement, shouldn't you recommend it to bodybuilders?

At the same time, Song Shuhang silently looked down at his own bulging muscles.

Is this health product salesperson trying to mock him?

"I'm sorry, I don't need these health products at all right now. Bye, and please don't call me again." Song Shuhang said through gritted teeth.

"Hey, hey, sir, don't hang up yet! Our medicine is really effective. Even if you have a little belly, you can build muscle after taking it. It only takes a month, and you can return it if you're not satisfied!" the salesperson called out urgently.

Song Shuhang grinned and ruthlessly hung up the phone, adding the number to his blacklist as well—it was a pity it wasn't a video call, otherwise he would have definitely shown off his terrifying muscles to scare the other person to death.

The world's best muscle-building drug is now in my hands! After you spin your silk and form your cocoon, when you emerge, your muscles will be so strong you won't believe it! Are you scared yet?

"Salesman? Selling what?" Yu Jiaojiao chuckled from the side.

Song Shuhang: "Selling a miracle drug that builds muscle... Didn't you hear me?" With Yu Jiaojiao's hearing, standing right next to him, she should have been able to hear the salesperson's voice clearly on the phone, right?

Yu Jiaojiao: "I just wanted to confirm with you, hehehehe."

Song Shuhang: "..."

At this moment, the Fairy Eastern Six spoke up, "Senior White seems to have finished Cocoon Formation."

Song Shuhang and Yu Jiaojiao looked up and saw that Venerable White was moving incredibly fast. At this moment, a Giant Cocoon had been woven and was getting thicker and thicker, making it impossible to see Senior White inside.

Song Shuhang called out, "Senior White, is the cocoon finished?"

Venerable White: "Hmm, it's done. I am indeed a bit thirsty... Hmm, don't worry about me, I brought in a pot of good tea."

After he finished speaking, one could almost hear the sound of Venerable White enjoying his tea.

"..." Song Shuhang: "Senior White, how does it feel to Cocoon Formation?"

"It's very interesting, even more interesting than I imagined. It's a lot of fun; I've never thought of playing like this before," Venerable White replied with a smile.

Halfway through his sentence, Venerable White added, "Oh, you're here so soon? I'll stop here for now; the physique-enhancing liquid has appeared. I'll continue our conversation after I emerge from my cocoon. For now, I'll examine this physique-enhancing liquid."

After speaking, Venerable White fell silent.

After Venerable White finished Cocoon Formation, the other three fellow Daoists also began to enter the final stage of Cocoon Formation.

Yu Jiaojiao said, "Senior White is much faster than Shuhang in both Cocoon Formation and the changes occurring inside it."

Song Shuhang replied, "That's because I lack experience, so naturally I'm slow."

"No, after you finished spinning the silk, you stayed in the cocoon for more than five minutes before the liquid that strengthens the body appeared. Senior White just finished spinning his cocoon and hadn't even said a few words when that liquid that strengthens the body appeared," Yu Jiaojiao said.

Song Shuhang pondered for a moment, "Could it be that the faster the Cocoon Formation, the faster the process of strengthening the physique will occur?"

"It's very likely. We can confirm it once we tally up the time spent by Senior Phoenix Slayer and the other two," Yu Jiaojiao said.

The Fairy Eastern Six: "I'll help you keep track of the time."

Song Shuhang glanced at the Fairy Eastern Six and casually asked, "Fairy Eastern Six, aren't you going to try Cocoon Formation?"

"Ha, although I'm very curious about the Cocoon Formation process—but if Cocoon Formation looking like you, young friend Shuhang, I'd better not," the Fairy Eastern Six laughed.

So, Song Shuhang looked down at his bulging muscles again... That makes sense, the female cultivators definitely wouldn't like him like this.

Originally, he wanted to leave a Dragon Demon Potion for both 'Su Clan’s Sixteen' and 'Soft Feather', since they were both about to undergo the Fourth-Grade Heavenly Tribulation. Strengthening their physiques before the Tribulation Transcendence would increase their chances of Tribulation Transcendence. Now, it seems he needs to reconsider.

As Shuhang and the other two were chatting, there was a knock on the door.

Song Shuhang asked, "Who is it?"

Which senior is it that's here to admire Senior White and his three Cocoon Formation?

"It's me, Shuhang. Are you asleep?" Lin Tubo's voice came from outside the door.

Tubo?

Why isn't he asleep by now?

"I'll be right there," Song Shuhang replied, while gesturing to Yu Jiaojiao and Fairy Eastern Six, and whispering, "My roommate is here. Jiaojiao, Fairy Eastern Six, could you please prepare an illusion spell for my room to cover up these Giant Cocoon? And Jiaojiao, hurry up and change your shape too."

Yu Jiaojiao and the Fairy Eastern Six nodded and quickly set up an illusion in Song Shuhang's Room.

Then, Song Shuhang opened the door and said with a smile, "Tubo, what's up so late?"

"Tsk, I got subjected to PDA tonight. Being single is tough, so I couldn't sleep and came to chat with you... Holy crap!" Lin Tubo was startled halfway through his sentence.

Is he seeing things?

The man before me Song Shuhang, was muscular and had a body three times the size of Tubo. Every muscle in his body was terrifyingly strong!

"Shuhang, what's wrong with you?" Tubo's eyes widened.

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