A Blue-Haired Female Senior Took Out a Tortoiseshell

Oh no, I completely forgot to use the 'Shapeshifting Brooch'! Song Shuhang thought to himself, "This is bad."

He could imagine how dumbfounded Tubo would be when he saw his ridiculously exaggerated muscles...

No, I should say I'm utterly bewildered. Recently, the country has been advocating for polite language, so saying "bewildered" isn't an exaggeration; let's all be civilized.

So now... how is he going to explain his muscular physique to his best friend?

Tell the truth? Don't be ridiculous! If he told Tubo that his muscles were formed by spinning silk and Cocoon Formation, and then emerging from the cocoon to grow a muscular body, Tubo would definitely suspect that he had lost his mind.

Perhaps he could shift the blame to 'XXXX Health Products Company'?

--Ever since I started taking that new medicine from 'XXXX Health Products Company,' my backache has disappeared, my leg pain has stopped, I feel energetic all over, and I can climb thirty flights of stairs in one go. And after taking it for a month, all this muscle has grown in just one month?

Neither is appropriate nor is it appropriate.

Just as Song Shuhang was struggling with his decision, the voice of the Fairy Eastern Six came from behind. "Shuhang, why are you still wearing that muscle costume? Aren't you hot? Hurry up and take it off!" As she spoke, the Fairy Eastern Six winked at Song Shuhang.

"Haha, because Tubo was knocking on the door, I ran over to open it and forgot to take off this costume," Song Shuhang laughed.

--Well done, Fairy Eastern Six.

[So it was a movie prop muscle? No wonder it looked so strange.] Tubo nodded to himself.

But the next moment, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

His gaze was fixed on the Fairy Eastern Six behind Song Shuhang.

The Fairy Eastern Six is a tall and slender beauty. In addition, she cultivates the "Nine Demon Dances" and is skilled in dance, so her figure is perfect.

The important question is—why is this beautiful lady still in Song Shuhang's room in the middle of the night?

Are we about to start another round of public displays of affection? Single people are still single, so please treat them well!

Before Tubo could finish his remark, another girl emerged from Song Shuhang's room—this time a mature, older-sister-type beauty. It was Yu Jiaojiao, who had transformed into her mother's appearance. "Shuhang, come here, I'll help you take off this prop muscle suit."

"Okay, thank you." Song Shuhang hurriedly ran towards Yu Jiaojiao: "Tubo, wait for me, let me take off this costume first."

"Okay... okay." Tubo nodded.

Two girls? Is this a double dose of PDA?

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A moment later, Song Shuhang, now in his normal form, accompanied Tubo out for a stroll along the road to the Vacation Manor.

On the way, Tubo couldn't help but ask, "Shuhang, what is your relationship with Miss Yu Jiaojiao and that Miss Dongfang?"

"We're just friends, it's not as complicated as you think. I just came over tonight to try out the props," Song Shuhang laughed. "On the contrary, you said you were tortured? What happened?"

"Oh, well, being single is tough," Tubo sighed. "Do you remember the other day when I was helping my second-grade cousin with his summer homework?"

"Yes, I remember." Song Shuhang nodded—he had a deep impression of the book that Tubo was writing at the time, "Summer and Winter Homework - Second Grade - Chinese Language".

Tubo sighed, "Today, that kid asked me for help again, to do his summer homework for him... I was puzzled and asked him, 'Didn't we already finish the summer homework together?' And do you know what he said? He said, 'This time, I'm asking you to do my girlfriend's summer homework. She's in fourth grade, and I really can't do it. So I have to ask you for help again.' I wanted to smash my phone in anger right then and there."

This little guy's way of abusing dogs is particularly novel, refreshing, and natural.

"Later, I suddenly couldn't sleep, so I thought I'd talk to you guys to ease my wounded heart. At first, I wanted to talk to Yangde, but he was sleeping too soundly and I couldn't wake him. Gao Moumou, that winner in life, I can't go for it, so I could only talk to you Shuhang," Tubo continued.

Song Shuhang chuckled dryly, "Hahahaha." -- He finally understood; the dog abuse was just an excuse. Tubo himself was having insomnia, so he wanted to find someone to accompany him for a walk.

"By the way, Shuhang, you've been acting all mysterious lately. You haven't secretly gotten a girlfriend, have you?" Tubo asked.

Looking back, it seems that Song Shuhang started acting strangely towards the end of last semester. He was often nowhere to be seen at night, and he was frequently absent during lunch breaks as well.

Moreover, Shuhang has also gained many eccentric friends.

For example, the wealthy island owner on that isolated island back then; and for example, the bunch of handsome men and beautiful women who were brought in from who-knows-where during the filming of this movie.

I've had a feeling that Song Shuhang been a bit mysterious lately.

"Hahahaha." Song Shuhang replied, "Girlfriend... well, how should I put it? We're not officially dating yet, are we?"

"So, you're finally leaving the ranks of single people too?"

"It's not at that level yet, we're still trying to get to know each other, we're not even lovers yet," Song Shuhang replied.

"Unrequited love?" Tubo patted his chest and said, "Why don't you tell me about the other person? I'll give you some advice and guarantee you'll win her heart. Don't let my current single status fool you; I've successfully paired up several couples."

"Not in a hurry, it hasn't reached that point yet," Song Shuhang replied.

The conversation between Song Shuhang and Tubo was overheard by a figure sitting on the rooftop in a daze.

The figure's eyes darted around, and a smile crept onto his lips.

Then, the figure took out a makeup box, touched up her makeup, and then lightly jumped off the roof.

Song Shuhang continued to accompany Tubo as they strolled around the Vacation Manor, chatting about all sorts of things.

Just then... a slender figure gracefully approached them. Even before she arrived, a faint fragrance wafted through the air.

Shuhang and Tubo involuntarily looked up at that figure.

By the Moonlight, they saw a woman in a white short skirt standing gracefully in front of them.

She wore a small white round hat, and her long blue hair reached down to her calves. Her hair was long, thick, and smooth, draped behind her like a cape.

Her skin was as white as snow, and she appeared to be of mixed Chinese and Western descent, with features that combined the delicacy of Easterners with the three-dimensionality of Western.

Her eyelashes were also blue, long and striking. She wore a pair of white super high heels, which made her figure appear even taller.

"Cosplay?" Tubo asked curiously.

The other person's blue hair and matching blue eyelashes made them look like a doll; this was a hair color that no normal human could grow.

No sooner had Tubo finished speaking than this mature, blue-haired beauty walked gracefully towards Shuhang.

"Darling~ I've found you." The blue-haired beauty's voice carried a haughty coldness, yet her tone was soft and sweet.

Song Shuhang: "?"

Tubo: "!"

"Darling~ How did you end up here? I've been looking for you for so long!" the blue-haired beauty said coquettishly.

"I'm... I'm sorry, miss, are you sure you haven't mistaken me for someone else?" Song Shuhang hurriedly said.

"Oh, Shuhang." The blue-haired beauty reached out a finger and lifted Song Shuhang's chin, her breath sweet as orchids. "It's getting late, shall we go grab some late-night snacks? Or perhaps, you'd like to... eat... me first?"

The blue-haired beauty spoke, then seductively licked her lips.

Song Shuhang was dumbfounded... He was speechless.

Tubo, standing to the side, was stunned for a moment.

A moment later, Tubo patted Song Shuhang on the shoulder. "Shuhang, I have to go now. Have a good time tonight."

"Wait, wait, Tubo, I don't know her! Believe me!" Song Shuhang said urgently.

But as he was speaking, the blue-haired beauty playfully lunged forward, wrapping her arms around Song Shuhang's arm, her eyes narrowing as she revealed a sweet smile.

Tubo: "Shuhang, thank you for spending so much time with me. Don't worry about me anymore, I'm going back to sleep now. Goodbye~~"

The blue-haired beauty smiled and waved to Tubo: "Goodbye~"

Song Shuhang: "..."

"Sister-in-law, take good care of our Shuhang." Tubo waved casually and jogged away—these days, the methods of those who love to flaunt their relationship are getting more and more sophisticated.

Caught off guard, I was forced to eat a mouthful of sweet dog food by people showing affection in front of me.

After the Tubo has moved far away.

Song Shuhang looked at the blue-haired beauty who was clinging tightly to his arm, both amused and exasperated. "Senior, stop playing around, Tubo has already gone far away."

Song Shuhang could sense a tremendous amount of spiritual power emanating from this blue-haired beauty, almost as strong as that of Senior Northern River. In other words, she was a Peak Fifth-Grade Spirit Emperor.

The other party was not a senior member of the "Nine Provinces Number One Group," because he had seen all the senior members of the "Nine Provinces Number One Group" who came to film the movie, and there was no female cultivator with long blue hair among them.

Furthermore, the other party knew his name... Was he an assistant invited by the Xian Gong?

"Oh dear, Shuhang, you're so heartless~" The blue-haired beauty smiled mischievously.

Song Shuhang: "Senior, this isn't the time to film a movie. You don't need to get so into character."

"But I find it very interesting, hahaha." The blue-haired beauty withdrew her arm and blinked.

Song Shuhang: "..."

"Are you angry?" the blue-haired beauty asked.

Song Shuhang's eyes twitched.

"Honestly, you have absolutely no sense of humor." The blue-haired beauty sighed, then after thinking for a moment, she said, "How about this, I'll apologize to you. Hmm, is there anything you want to know?"

"What do you want to know? In what aspect?" Song Shuhang asked—he wanted to know a lot, but what range of information could the other party provide?

"Which aspect? That's a broad term. However, if you have any concerns about someone or something, I can tell you whether she's safe or not," the blue-haired beauty replied after thinking for a moment.

Is everything alright?

After thinking for a moment, Song Shuhang suddenly had a flash of inspiration and asked, "Then I'd like to ask, is my Spirit Ghost safe and sound now?"

"You want to ask your Spirit Ghost, right? Alright, watch this." With that, the blue-haired beauty pulled out a tortoise shell.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Holy crap!