What if Your Charm Stat Was Too Low? (Bonus chapter for Alliance Leader Dean)

[System message: (******) Northern River's Loose Cultivator has been muted for 10 minutes by group owner True Lord Yellow Mountain.]

Copper Trigram Immortal Master: "Hahahaha, I'm laughing so hard I peed myself! Northern River, you've finally met your match!"

Immediately afterward, the Copper Trigram Immortal Master sent a password-protected red envelope in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group': [Foolish Northern River, you're just going to stay muted like this, watching me chat and flood the group with my heroic posture.]

Ding ding ding! Members of the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' have begun receiving the password-protected red envelopes from the Copper Trigram Immortal Master.

Fairy Lychee: "Foolish Northern River, you're just going to stay muted like this, watching me chat and rave in the group."

Tiantian Island Lord: "Foolish Northern River, you'll just stay muted like this and watch me chat away in the group."

Then, a large group of fellow Daoists, including Vice Island Master Tian Tian Fairy Flowing Firefly Liu Ying, Immortal Fish Envoy (Yu Jiaojiao), and Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman, received password-protected red envelopes and flooded the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' with messages.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator stared at the barrage of messages flooding the chat window, grinding his teeth in anger. But being muted, he was powerless to retaliate, and his liver ached.

After everyone had finished claiming their red envelopes, the group chat finally returned to normal.

At this moment, Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da, popped up and asked, "Is Doudou still there?"

The Fairy Eastern Six: "Little Doudou should still be sleeping at Friend Song Shuhang's place."

Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da: "Is he with my friend Shuhang? Wasn't Doudou at the computer yesterday?"

Fairy Eastern Six: "No, according to it, after helping its second wife with the 'guild war' yesterday, it went to visit young friend Song Shuhang."

Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da: "..."

Doudou isn't here, so what are we waiting for?

Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da: "Great opportunity! Watch my [cute dog emoji]!"

But just then, Zhou Li 'Heaven-Hiding Hook', suddenly appeared. "I've been waiting for you, forcefully inserting [angrily rubbing the dog's head emoji]! Stealing the Head-Rubbing Tower!"

Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da: "[Angrily rubbing the dog's head upstairs emoji]!"

Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da: "... Zhou Li! You idiot, you actually aided and abetted Dou's evil deeds?"

'Heaven-Hiding Hook' Zhou Li: "Hahaha, Senior Guo Da, I'm so sorry~ Doudou said that as long as I can steal your 'Dog-Rubbing Building,' it won't cause me any trouble for at least a month. So, I'm sorry, Senior!"

For the sake of his lifelong happiness with Ouyang Yuan ＠＃％×Fairy of the White Cloud Academy, Zhou Li is determined to seize this dog-riding building!

True Lord Yellow Mountain: "..."

My liver hurts so much! I really should hurry and go to the Medicine Master to get some 'Cultivator's Rapid-Effect Liver-Protecting Pill'.

Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da, said, "True Lord Yellow Mountain, why aren't you marrying Doudou off quickly? Hurry up and marry her off so her husband can discipline her properly!"

True Lord Yellow Mountain sighed softly and silently shut down the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' —out of sight, out of mind.

At this moment, True Lord Yellow Mountain was holding an elegant ＠＃％×Fairy by the waist. It was none other than Dongfang Jingxue, the ＠＃％×Fairy who kept courting death and even tried to send Doudou's "Dongfang Jingxue Song of the Yellow Mountain Big Fool" to the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

After two days of escape, ＠＃％×Fairy Dongfang Jingxue was finally captured by True Lord Yellow Mountain.

True Lord Yellow Mountain looked down at Jingxue ＠＃％×Fairy and asked, "Have you figured it out yet?"

Dongfang Jingxue ＠＃％×Fairy out and brushed her long hair behind her ear. Even with her waist grabbed, she maintained the calm demeanor of a well-bred young lady. "Hmm, she should have figured it out soon."

"Once you've figured it out, delete all those 'songs' you have, whether they're on your phone, computer, hard drive, USB drive, MP3 player, P4 player, cloud drive, or online folder. Just delete them all!" True Lord Yellow Mountain said in a deep voice.

Dongfang Jingxue ＠＃％×Fairy: "You're so mean, Senior Yellow Mountain! You secretly investigated me and found out I saved that song in so many places."

"This girl really saved so many?" True Lord Yellow Mountain's forehead veins bulged. "Delete them or not?"

"So what if I delete it..." Dongfang Jingxue said weakly, "Anyway, I already know that song by heart, I can sing it backwards. Don't believe me? I'll sing it for you."

True Lord Yellow Mountain felt a sharp pain in his liver again.

What's going on with his "Nine Provinces Number One Group" lately?

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Around 4:30 AM.

Young Master Phoenix Slayer still showed no signs of emerging from his cocoon, and Venerable White had not yet awakened.

Doudou rolled around on Song Shuhang's bed out of boredom; Yu Jiaojiao was lying on her stomach playing on her phone; True Lord White Crane rested her chin on her hand, her little face flushed as she stared at Venerable White's calloused face, lost in thought.

Song Shuhang and Ye Si sat together, listening to her recount her experience with the Fairy Lychee last night.

Just then, there was another knock on Shuhang's door.

"Young friend Shuhang, are you there?" It was the voice of the Soul Song King, Senior Creation.

"Yes, I'll open the door right away." Song Shuhang got up again to open the door.

At the entrance, the Dharma King Creation wore a hearty smile, with Master Cloud-Swallowing standing behind him.

Shuhang asked in confusion, "Senior Creation, Senior Cloud-Swallowing Devourer, is there something you need?"

"Haha, here's the thing, I recently received an invitation to a 'world tour,' and I'll probably be setting off for concerts around the world in the next few days." The Dharma King Creation laughed heartily and said, "So before I leave, at the invitation of Venerable Spirit Butterfly, I've finished writing the 'theme song' for this movie, and I'll give it to you, young friend Shuhang, for now. As for the other incidental music, I don't have time to write it for you right now, but I've already found a great composer who will contact you in a while."

"The theme song?" Song Shuhang asked, utterly puzzled.

Master Cloud-Swallowing, standing behind him, explained with a smile, "Little friend Shuhang, don't you know? Senior Brother Zaohua is actually a very outstanding composer and lyricist. His songs are very popular." -- Unfortunately, although Senior Brother Zaohua is a great songwriter, his voice is too captivating.

Song Shuhang: 0_0

Unbelievable! The legendary Soul Song King, Senior Creation, actually writes such great songs?

"It's a pity that time was too tight, otherwise, I originally wanted to sing this theme song myself. If my voice were to accompany this song, it would definitely enhance the movie a lot," the Dharma King Creation sighed.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Senior Creation, after harming the viewers in the live stream, do you intend to extend your evil clutches to moviegoers? We beg you, senior, to spare our lives!

"Alright, enough joking. Here, this is the theme song I wrote. You can ask the ＠＃％×Fairy in the group to sing it and see who is most suitable for the song." The Dharma King Creation handed a bag to Shuhang, inside which was an A4-sized notebook.

"Okay, I understand. Thank you for your hard work, Senior Creation." Song Shuhang said as he took the bag.

"It was nothing, Shuhang. Well then, see you later, everyone. Just wait for the broadcast of my world tour concert," the Dharma King Creation laughed heartily.

"Definitely, definitely." Song Shuhang nodded repeatedly—it seemed that, at Master Cloud-Swallowing's suggestion, the 'Battle Buddha Sect' had decided to recruit the 'Dharma King Creation'.

I wonder if Senior Creation's tour will cause international disputes after it ends?

As for that 'broadcast,' he absolutely would not watch it! Absolutely!

After the Dharma King Creation and Master Cloud-Swallowing left, Song Shuhang opened the huge notebook and began to read.

The songwriting ability of the Dharma King Creation is indeed top-notch. This theme song is fantastic; it was truly tailor-made for the movie script written by Gao Moumou.

After dawn, make several copies of this theme song and give them to the ＠＃％×Fairy in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' so they can all try singing it. Whoever is most suitable will sing it.

Song Shuhang closed the notebook and put it back in the bag. As he did so, he noticed a newspaper inside the bag.

Shuhang curiously took out the newspaper.

This is a newspaper from two days ago, the famous <The Cultivator Daily>.

It must have been the Dharma King Creation who bought it, looked at it, and then casually put it together with his songwriting notebook.

Song Shuhang curiously opened the newspaper and began to read.

He had often heard of the "Cultivator Daily" in the "Nine Provinces Number One Group"; the last Hand Tractor Race was also hosted and broadcast live by the "Cultivator Daily".

Two days ago, the headline was a report about Master Profound Principle's "World's End Wandering Temple". The incident was the accident at the "Ancient Well for Heart-Refining ancient well" in the Vajra Grotto Abode. At that time, the aura of the Netherworld was leaking from the ancient well, and Nine Nether Demons Netherworld crawled out of the ancient well. Shuhang was at the scene at the time.

The high monks of World's End Wandering Temple have now rearranged the seal, but it is still uncertain when the 'Vajra Grotto Abode' will be able to reopen.

The Cultivator Daily reports are not exaggerated or based on wild speculation; they are factual and objective, which is the main reason why it is so popular in the Cultivation World.

Many other events, both major and minor, in the Cultivation World were subsequently reported.

For example... the old True Lord of the Violet Thunder Hall, the 'True Monarch Seven Thunders', broke through his seclusion and successfully Tribulation Transcendence to advance to the Seventh-Grade Spirit Venerable, becoming the 'Venerable Seven Thunders'. This old True Lord had secluded himself in seclusion to seek a breakthrough because his lifespan was running out. So many years have passed, and everyone thought he had died and disappeared. Unexpectedly, he successfully broke through in a desperate situation and advanced to the Venerable.

For example... the "Soul Song King" of the Battle Buddha Sect, the Dharma King Creation, once again went live to sing, sending even more curious but ignorant viewers to the hospital.

For example... Immortal Chef Banquet Fairy Bie Xue and began announcing the list of ingredients that were still missing for this Immortal Chef Banquet. As long as you can provide several of the ingredients on the list, you can get a spot in the 'Immortal Chef Banquet'.

Song Shuhang remembered that he still had a 'Blank' spot at the Immortal Chef Banquet.

Finally, Shuhang saw another eye-catching message.

[Li Jiatu, the fifth-generation disciple of Extreme Wall Cliff, nicknamed "Iron Wall," raised a Mid-Rank Spirit Ghost Spirit Ghost a year ago, attempting to cultivate a bond with it through Emotional Contract. His plan was to spend every day with the Spirit Ghost, naturally forming a contract to subdue it. Unfortunately, the tough-guy style of "Iron Wall" Li Jiatu didn't suit the Spirit Ghost's taste; his charm was insufficient, causing the Spirit Ghost to escape a few days ago. Fortunately, Extreme Wall Cliff is riddled with defensive formations, and the Spirit Ghost was captured before it could get far. Now, "Iron Wall" Li Jiatu has abandoned the Emotional Contract approach and is using his fists to subdue the Spirit Ghost and form a contract.]

This chapter is an extra chapter for Dean [Summer's Sixth Month Snowflakes], the leader of the alliance. That concludes the third update. A new week begins, time for more recommendation votes!