The Fifth Tail and a Puddle of Doudou

A "Emotional Contract with Spirit Ghost" route? Does such a method of contracting with Spirit Ghost exist in the Cultivation World?

The world is full of wonders!

Inside the room, Senior Sister Ye Si asked curiously, "Shuhang, what are you doing standing there blankly at the door?"

"Haha." Song Shuhang laughed as he put the newspaper away and said, "Senior Creation just sent over a song, a theme song tailor-made for the movie we're currently filming. By the way, Senior Sister Ye Si, would you like to try singing it?"

As he spoke, he saw True Lord White Crane, who was resting his chin on his hand and deep in thought.

The True Lord White Crane is currently in a more feminine form—so, it's now considered ＠＃％×Fairy in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group,' right? Should we show it the sheet music too?

"Theme song? Great, let me see." Senior Sister Ye Si greeted him with a smile and took the notebook with the song written on it from Song Shuhang's hand.

She opened the notebook and began to read.

A moment later, she looked up at Song Shuhang with teary eyes, almost bursting into tears.

"What's wrong?" Song Shuhang asked, puzzled.

"I can't understand it at all," said Senior Sister Ye Si. She had just returned to Earth from the Jadewater Pavilion and hadn't had time to learn modern simplified Chinese characters.

"Haha, I'll read it to you in a bit," Song Shuhang comforted him.

"Alright, that's the only way." Ye Si handed the notebook back to Shuhang: "By the way, Shuhang, I heard that 'movies' all have names, right? What's the movie we're making now called?"

"What's the movie called? Wait... what was the movie called again?" Song Shuhang's eyes widened. He suddenly realized a big problem—he didn't know the name of the movie he was acting in!

He was the 'initiator' of this film, and the screenwriter was his close friend Gao Moumou... but to this day, he still doesn't know the name of the film.

Ye Si: "You don't know either?"

"Uh." Song Shuhang rubbed his temples, then turned to look at Yu Jiaojiao: "Jiaojiao, what's the name of the movie we're filming?"

"Huh? Why are you asking me?" Yu Jiaojiao swatted away Doudou, who was rolling around beside her, with her paw, then thought for a moment and said, "<Cultivators Battle Monsters>?"

"Is this the name you just came up with?!" Song Shuhang couldn't help but complain.

"Is that not possible? How about <Super Cultivator Ling Ye>?" Yu Jiaojiao blinked and continued.

"..." Song Shuhang: "Jiaojiao, I didn't ask you to name the character. I'm asking you, doesn't the movie we're making have a name?"

"I don't know," Yu Jiaojiao blinked her cute eyes. "Wasn't the script written by your best friend Gao Moumou? Ask him!"

"..." Song Shuhang nodded, then took out his phone and started dialing Gao Moumou's number.

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Gao Moumou had also woken up, and he and his girlfriend Mei Yi were enjoying a quiet morning and some rare time alone together.

Just then, his phone rang.

Who is it that's so clueless about romance? Gao Moumou frowned.

Mei Yi smiled and fetched his phone.

Gao Moumou sighed, took the phone, and saw it was Song Shuhang calling. He answered, "Shuhang, I'll give you three seconds to quickly say what you need to say. One, two..."

"What's the name of our movie?" Song Shuhang asked quickly.

"Huh?" Gao Moumou raised an eyebrow. "You still don't know the name of our movie?"

"Hahahaha." Song Shuhang chuckled dryly.

"It's written in my script, the title is 'The End-Dharma War'! Of course, this title is just for reference and can be changed at any time. Any other questions?" Gao Moumou gritted teeth.

After thinking for a moment, Song Shuhang said seriously, "Ah, there's one more thing."

"Speak quickly!" Gao Moumou said.

"Well, if you want to have sex with Mei Yi in the early morning, you'd better hurry. Because in a little while, we'll be setting off for the next theater to film. Time is tight," Song Shuhang kindly advised his close friend.

Gao Moumou "..."

"Well then, bye-bye, Old Gao. Say good morning to Mei for me and Mei Yi too." Song Shuhang hung up the phone quickly.

Then, he turned to Yu Jiaojiao and Ye Si and said, "The movie's name is <The End-Dharma War>. Of course, this name is just for reference. After Senior White comes out, we can ask him for Senior White opinion. After all, he is the main character in this movie, so we can vote together then."

The name 'End-Dharma War' is fairly standard; it doesn't catch the eye, but it's not one that's easily overlooked either.

Yu Jiaojiao nodded, then swatted Doudou aside with her paw, saying, "This is much better than the names I thought of... If you really can't think of any good names, then use this one."

As they were talking, Doudou, who was beside her, suddenly rolled off the bed. Its eyes shone as it stared at the Giant Cocoon in the corner of the ceiling that resembled the 'Young Master Phoenix Slayer'.

The cocoon is finally stirring— Young Master Phoenix Slayer is about to emerge!

"Woo~~" A deep cry came from within the Young Master Phoenix Slayer Giant Cocoon, followed by a sharp sword piercing through the Giant Cocoon and slicing open its walls.

"Here I am, here I am," Doudou chuckled.

The Giant Cocoon was wrapped with layers upon layers of thick adhesive tape, which even the Young Master Phoenix Slayer's sharp sword could not pierce through with a single strike.

The Cultivator Daily truly lives up to its reputation as a newspaper known for its "truthfulness." Even its advertisements are not exaggerated—the adhesive tape that Doudou bought is undeniably tough and durable.

"Hahahaha." Doudou lay on the bed laughing loudly, rolling around as she laughed, "Foolish Phoenix Slayer, your Giant Cocoon is now completely wrapped in duct tape by me, you can't get out of it anymore!"

The Young Master Phoenix Slayer inside the cocoon. "..."

"Haha, it's a pity I didn't use transparent tape, otherwise I would definitely be able to see your embarrassed face right now. That would be so funny," Doudou said triumphantly. It had been waiting all night for this moment.

I'm completely satisfied, it's fantastic!

Seeing this, Song Shuhang's lips twitched. He couldn't help but remind Doudou, "Doudou, aren't you going to run for your life now?"

"Hmph, Shuhang, you don't understand," Doudou said proudly. "You can run away one day, but you can't hide the next! I still have to make a movie and steal the spotlight. So, even if I run away now, I'll still run into Phoenix Slayer when I'm making the movie. Since running away or not running away will lead to the same result, why should I run away?"

Song Shuhang was dumbfounded.

Holy crap, Doudou has such a profound understanding!

This already far surpasses the awareness of Senior Three Waves — Senior Three Waves of Mad Blade always held the belief of 'acting recklessly without dying' before each act of recklessness. Although he always lost control and ended up dying a terrible death, his original intention was always 'acting recklessly without dying,' and 'no more than three acts of recklessness' was his motto in life.

As for Doudou, she knowingly walked into danger, determined to die!

"Very good, Doudou!!" came the sinister voice of the Young Master Phoenix Slayer -Slaying Prince from within the Giant Cocoon.

Then, a sharp giant claw suddenly stabbed out, its surface burning with dark flames. With a gentle tear, the claw ripped open the layers of 'tape' that Doudou was wrapped in.

The Giant Cocoon and tape broke apart, revealing the devilishly handsome figure of Young Master Phoenix Slayer. At this moment, five slender black tails swayed behind him.

When Doudou saw the five tails behind Phoenix Slayer, she was immediately shocked. "You, you've grown a fifth tail!"

"Hehehe." Young Master Phoenix Slayer pushed up his glasses, the lenses reflecting a cold light. "I never expected that, with the help of the 'Dragon Demon Potion,' my 'fifth tail,' which had been slow to grow, would finally sprout."

The growth of his 'fifth tail' signifies that he has comprehended his fifth racial talent. "Doudou, perfect timing! Let me show you the talent that my fifth tail has awakened!"

"Wait, have you tried out your fifth talent ability?" Doudou exclaimed. -- Young Master Phoenix Slayer's race is very interesting. Every time he advances to a higher realm, he has the opportunity to grow a tail. And every time a tail grows, he can awaken a 'racial talent'.

What Song Shuhang has always referred to as his 'CPU' function is his fourth tail talent.

"It hasn't been tested, so isn't it perfect for you?" Young Master Phoenix Slayer sneered, pushing up his glasses and staring coldly at Doudou.

Behind him, a fifth slender tail swayed, revealing an esoteric rune.

"This is too reckless, you idiot! I don't want to be a guinea pig!" Doudou screamed, and with a sudden movement, she rushed towards the window, trying to break it open and escape—her previous fearless courage vanished in an instant.

"You think you can escape?" Young Master Phoenix Slayer said softly, "From the moment I revealed myself, you were already struck by my talent."

"What?" Doudou exclaimed in horror.

"The Fifth Tail's innate ability is called 'Liquefaction Technique,' which sounds like a very ordinary ability, but... it's also quite interesting." Young Master Phoenix Slayer said, clapping his hands lightly, "Shatter into pieces, Doudou!"

Snap~~

Doudou crashed headfirst into the windowpane... but the fragile glass didn't shatter. Instead, Doudou's body broke into pieces.

Using the word 'shattered' to describe it is actually a bit inappropriate. At this moment, Doudou was like a basin of water being poured on glass, then scattering and falling to the ground.

On the ground, a puddle of 'Doudou' slowly coalesced, but it could not revert to the shape of Pekingese. It could only flow on the ground like slime.

"Aaaaaah, Phoenix Slayer, what did you do to me? Where are my claws? Where is my tail? Where is my little penis?" Doudou screamed in agony.

Song Shuhang and the others stared in disbelief at the puddle of 'Doudou' on the ground.

What terrifying 'racial talent'!

"Liquefaction Technique, this talent is just like its name, it can turn my enemies or matter into a puddle of liquid. However, its success rate is not high, about 30%." Young Master Phoenix Slayer pushed up his glasses and calmly explained.