Gao Moumou's Jinx, Ptui, Ptui, Ptui! (A Thousand Tales, Never the Same-Alliance Leader Bonus Chapter)

The Netherworld and Confucian School are locked in an irreconcilable enmity. After the Confucian Sage failed in their struggle for the Heavenly Dao, the demons of the Nine Netherworld seized the opportunity to invade, nearly wiping out the entire Confucian School and causing the once-prosperous Confucian School cultivators to decline.

Afterwards, Confucian School experienced a long period of darkness before gradually recovering. However, every time Confucian School showed signs of revival, the Nine Nether Demons would come knocking, launching a frenzied attack and suppressing the signs of Confucian School revival once again.

More than three hundred years ago, Confucian School scholars, who had been repeatedly attacked, chose to withdraw from the world and almost never appeared before people again. It took several hundred years for them to gradually recover some of their strength.

Now, seeing the Confucian School cultivators gradually recovering their strength, the Nine Nether Demons are stirring again. They plan to launch a frenzied attack while the Confucian School cultivators hold their triennial grand gathering.

"The Nine Nether Demons are attacking 'White Cloud Academy'?" Song Shuhang pondered for a moment and asked, "Are the invading Nine Nether Demons very powerful?"

When the 'Nine Nether Demons' were mentioned, he would immediately think of the group of Nine Nether Demons that attacked Venerable White's Vacation Manor.

To be honest, those 'Nine Nether Demons' were quite powerful, with several of them being at the Sixth-Grade True Lord level.

Unfortunately, they encountered the formation master Lay Buddhist Xian Gong from the "Nine Provinces Number One Group," along with a group of friends Lay Buddhist Xian Gong had invited to help them. In addition, with the addition of a group of powerful actors from the "Nine Provinces Number One Group," the group of Nine Nether Demons suffered a complete and utter tragedy.

Ultimately, there's nothing scary about a cultivator who's 'super awesome' or 'so awesome they have no friends'.

What's terrifying is that this 'super cool' monk also has a group of 'super cool' friends; it's simply too cruel.

"As far as I know, although the Ninth-Grade Tribulation Immortal-level Nine Nether Demons won't directly take action... the Eighth-Grade- Rank Eighth-Rank Nine Nether Demon Broodmother might be mobilized. And at least three Seventh-Grade Venerable level demons will appear," Senior White Two said calmly.

Song Shuhang gasped. Even Eighth-Grade- rank expert would be mobilized? You know, the most powerful known beings in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' are Venerable Seven Cultivations, Venerable White, and a mysterious manager, 'Mysterious Maiden Sect's Skylark,' all of whom are Venerable-Tier — Venerable Spirit Butterfly is considered an external aid.

So far, there has not been any 'Eighth-Grade' Sage Manifestation in the Nine Provinces Number One Group. Yet this time, the invading Nine Nether Demons have actually dispatched Eighth-Grade demons.

"Is the news... reliable?" Song Shuhang's smile faded.

The experts that Nine Netherworld has dispatched this time are too powerful.

He didn't know what rank the strongest fighter in the Confucian School [White Cloud Academy] was.

But one wrong move could lead to utter disaster.

"In the Netherworld, nothing can escape my eyes," Senior White Two stretched and chuckled.

"Thank you for the information, Senior White," Song Shuhang said gratefully. "I'll go and tell the other seniors right away so they can prepare in advance."

After saying this, Song Shuhang called out, "Leave this space!"

Then... he failed to leave the space.

Song Shuhang's consciousness remained in the space.

He looked at Senior White Two with a puzzled expression.

Senior White Two chuckled, "Tell me another joke, and I'll let you go."

Song Shuhang said urgently, "Senior White, can we postpone the joke for now? The situation is so urgent, I have to act quickly."

"But I'm not in a hurry~" Senior White Two yawned. "Besides... to some extent, I'm on the side of the 'Netherworld'. So, don't waste your time, hurry up and tell me a joke, and I'll let you leave if I'm satisfied."

Song Shuhang: "..."

Senior White Two, is he from the Nine Netherworld Faction? Then why would he tell him about the 'Nine Nether Demons' attack?

Seemingly noticing the confusion in Song Shuhang's eyes, Senior White Two said, "You humans are divided into many countries, and similarly, the Nine Netherworld Faction is divided into many forces. Don't overthink it, tell us a joke!"

Song Shuhang smiled wryly, "Senior White, at this moment, I really can't think of any jokes. How about I owe you one? I'll go back and read a few more jokes, and then I'll tell you double, no, ten times as many!"

"Ha~~" Senior White Two yawned. "If you're not going to talk, I'm going to sleep. I might sleep a little longer~~ Just so you know, the last time I felt a little sleepy and wanted to sleep a little longer, I slept for a full six hundred years!"

Six hundred years!! If it's six hundred years, Song Shuhang feels like his bones would rot into dust.

Song Shuhang looked conflicted.

Senior White Two looked at Song Shuhang's expression and said, "You really can't tell a joke?"

"I can't say anything at all. I'm in a better mood than to tell horror stories," Song Shuhang said with a wry smile.

"Alright then, tell me a scary story? If it's suitable, I'll let you out," Senior White Two said happily.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Did he accidentally dig a hole and bury himself?

"Hurry up and tell me, or I'm going to sleep! And once I'm asleep, don't even think about waking me up," Senior White Two urged.

Song Shuhang thought for a moment and said, "Okay, I'll tell you a short horror story."

Senior White Two immediately perked up and sat up from his sleeping bag.

Song Shuhang lowered his voice, deliberately creating a sense of horror. "This horror story is short, but it's absolutely... terrifying. School is about to start, but many students still haven't finished their summer homework."

This was once the scariest story Song Shuhang ever heard. Even now that he's in college, he still gets chills every time he recalls it.

Senior White Two blinked—damn it, he couldn't understand at all what was so terrifying about Song Shuhang's story. But judging from Song Shuhang's expression, it seemed like the story really was terrifying.

Song Shuhang in this space is a consciousness entity, Senior White Two can read some of Song Shuhang's emotions. Song Shuhang's fear is not fake.

"Alright... you pass. Remember to prepare more jokes next time; jokes are much funnier than horror stories." Senior White Two waved his hand dismissively.

"Then, Senior White, I'll take my leave now." Song Shuhang secretly breathed a sigh of relief and waved his hand.

He silently uttered the word 'leave' in his heart.

Consciousness then detached from this space.

Song Shuhang opened his eyes and then saw Su Clan’s Sixteen's small face.

"Awake?" Su Clan’s Sixteen raised an eyebrow and said softly.

Song Shuhang then realized that he was resting his head on Sixteen's lap. He quickly sat up and chuckled awkwardly, "How long did I sleep just now?"

"About five minutes later, you suddenly fainted again, and the symptoms seemed the same as before. Did you enter that 'Thirteen-Tribulation Immortal Statue' space again?" Su Clan’s Sixteen asked.

"Yeah, I've been pulled into that damn space again. But this time it's not an exam. I've received some important news... We'd better contact Venerable White and all the seniors in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' immediately," Song Shuhang said anxiously.

"What news is it? Don't panic, let's take it one step at a time." Su Clan’s Sixteen took out her phone and said.

Song Shuhang Secret Voice Transmission, saying, "The Netherworld is mobilizing a large army, preparing to attack 'White Cloud Academy' during the Confucian School Academy's triennial conference. Among the Nine Netherworld army mobilized this time, there may be Eighth-Grade- rank demons... and at least three Seventh-Grade Venerable."

This kind of news is not suitable to be discussed directly in public, so as not to cause unnecessary confusion.

Su Clan’s Sixteen frowned. "Is the information reliable?"

"Reliable, because [beep beep beep] has absolutely no reason to deceive me. Damn, it's all muted." Song Shuhang said in frustration. He had just tried to use 'that one' to replace 'Senior White Two', but as long as he thought of Senior White Two, even if he used 'that one' to replace it, it would be muted.

Su Clan’s Sixteen nodded, dialed Venerable White's number, and then said to Shuhang, "I'll call Senior White and Fairy Lychee. Shuhang, please post this message in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' and see what the seniors in the 'Nine Provinces Number One' group think. We two can't make this decision on our own."

"Okay!" Song Shuhang took out his phone and started typing a message.

Soon, Venerable White's voice came through Su Clan’s Sixteen's phone. "Huh? Little Sixteen, is there something you need? Oh, it's almost time, shouldn't we be leaving?"

"Yes, Senior White, it's time for us to leave. Also, please come to the square to pick up Shuhang and me as soon as possible, we have something important to tell Senior White." Su Clan’s Sixteen said quickly.

"Ah~ Is it in a hurry? Then please wait a moment, I'm dealing with the fine, it'll be done soon." Venerable White chuckled dryly. In this one hour, the Veteran Driver A-White was the 'invincible' of [White Cloud Academy]. In just one hour, he alone received 20% of the 'Whoosh-Whoosh Flying-Sword App' orders, which was simply terrifying.

Now, he has decided to leave the profession of 'Veteran Driver' and is obediently heading to pay the fine—after all, this is his friend 'True Lord Eternal Fire's' territory, and he has to give his friend face.

True Lord Eternal Fire really wished Venerable White wouldn't give him face... because he was currently personally accompanying Venerable White to pay the fine. Venerable White had called him over and asked him to lead the way to pay the fine.

At this moment, the way the elder of the White Cloud Academy, who was in charge of handling the fines, looked at 'True Lord Eternal Fire' made the True Lord feel extremely uncomfortable.

"Okay, we'll be waiting for you at the Thirteen-Tribulation Immortal Statue in the square." After hanging up the phone, Su Clan’s Sixteen made the same call to Fairy Lychee.

Song Shuhang also finished sending the message and posted it in the group chat, announcing that the Nine Nether Demons Army was going to attack 'White Cloud Academy'.

After sending the message, Shuhang and Sixteen sat side by side.

"Should we join the war?" Song Shuhang asked—for some reason, the script written by Gao Moumou was now popping into his mind.

The plot involves the Evil Realm army besieging the 'Skycloud Sect'...

Pshaw, Gao Moumou's bad luck! May good fortune come to you!

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The monthly votes this month are crazy! I need a few to calm my nerves.

This chapter is a bonus chapter for the Sixteen alliance leader on Qidian, [A Thousand Tales, Never the Same]. We still owe bonus chapters to the alliance leaders [That Day, That Wind] and [I'm Not Your Dad]!