Upside-Down Myriad Books Mountain: I'll Do a Handstand for You

Venerable White: "..."

Fellow Daoist from the Nine Provinces Number One Group: "..."

This Myriad Books Mountain, is it actually alive?

How should you respond to the other person in this situation?

Just as he was pondering this, the Foreign Monk waved his hand and shouted, "Hey, Mr. Dashan, how are you?"

Song Shuhang: "..."

"Haha, great monk, you can call me 'Uncle Book Mountain.' By the way, how did I suddenly wake up?" Myriad Books Mountain stretched out his two slender arms and murmured.

It has legs, it has hands. Now all it needs is a face, and then it will have everything.

Song Shuhang felt his eyelids twitching. "Is this... a mountain that has come to life?"

Su Clan’s Sixteen emerged from her meditative state. "It doesn't look like a mountain that has come to life; it looks more like a puppet, or... a magical artifact?"

But what about a magic weapon as big as a mountain?

Even Su Clan’s Sixteen himself wasn't sure, after all, this 'magic weapon' was a bit too large. If it couldn't be shrunk, how big of a giant would it take to use this type of magic weapon?

The members of the "Nine Provinces Number One Group" stared speechlessly at the "alive" Myriad Books Mountain. What's going on? They were just filming a few scenes, why did they have to climb the mountain?

"Oh, everyone seems quite surprised to see me, your grandpa?" Myriad Books Mountain laughed heartily.

The fellow cultivators in the Nine Provinces Number One Group remained speechless. "..."

"Hey everyone, let's say something. It's getting really awkward without anyone talking. I'm going to feel really embarrassed. How about I do a handstand for you guys to liven things up?" Myriad Books Mountain said quickly.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Don't tell him that the Upside-Down Myriad Books Mountain" refers to this old man from " Myriad Books Mountain," who demonstrates handstands.

Just as Shuhang was thinking this, Myriad Books Mountain's two slender arms slowly pushed off the ground. Then, its two huge legs began to slowly and forcefully push off.

Ah, are you really going to do a handstand?!

It doesn't even look at its own size!

"Get out of the way! Everyone retreat, the farther the better!" shouted Northern River's Loose Cultivator.

The Fairy Lychee added, "Take the ordinary people and the camera equipment and retreat, making sure no one gets hurt. Remember to turn off the camera."

The seniors of the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' activated their escape techniques, taking away the unconscious ordinary people and the filming equipment, and escaping the shadow of 'Myriad Books Mountain'.

Song Shuhang and Sixteen also carried Tubo and Yangde on their backs and fled quickly.

At this moment, Myriad Books Mountain, in the distance, supported itself on the ground with its two thin arms, and slowly but firmly raised its thick legs.

This big guy is really going to perform a 'handstand' for everyone.

Song Shuhang felt a slight pain in his liver because, compared to Myriad Books Mountain's two thick, massive legs, his two arms were pitifully thin.

With such thin arms, can they support its enormous body? I have a feeling its arms are about to break.

Fortunately... these 'mountains' all live in the territory of cultivators.

Otherwise, if a mountain near a village suddenly stood up and did a handstand, that would be a natural disaster like a landslide.

Wait a minute, if natural disasters like landslides and earthquakes are like giant mountains doing handstands and wrestling, then what about volcanic eruptions?

"Pfft~ What am I thinking about right now?" Song Shuhang shook his head vigorously.

After carrying the Tubo for a sufficient distance, Song Shuhang and Su Clan’s Sixteen turned to look again.

At this moment, Myriad Books Mountain's thin arms were indeed supporting his massive body.

The enormous 'Myriad Books Mountain' tilted little by little, its peaks falling downwards while its base slowly rose up...

A moment later, its large, thick legs slowly rose as well.

This scene is absolutely horrifying!

Even the scariest horror movies in the world don't have a scene as terrifying as this.

Those who go bungee jumping for thrills are so lame... What's the point of standing in the shadow of 'Myriad Books Mountain' and watching it do a handstand? Anyone who doesn't run away is a true man.

"See that? Don't let my large size fool you, I'm still pretty agile! I used to be able to do a one-arm handstand. It's a pity I've gotten fatter, I can't do that anymore. People tend to gain weight as they get older and spend a lot of time squatting," Myriad Books Mountain said smugly.

Just then... a series of loud cracking sounds came from behind them.

The cultivators of the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' immediately looked at Myriad Books Mountain's arms... Sure enough, his two 'thin' arms finally couldn't hold on any longer, and many parts of them had already cracked.

"I said... you'd better stop now, your arm is going to break," the Fairy Lychee said.

"Don't be afraid, little beauty. My arm is toughened up by countless hammer blows; it won't break so easily. Besides, how could I back down in front of so many beauties? This handstand is definitely my style!" Ju Shushan laughed heartily, beaming with pride.

Even though it doesn't have a 'face', everyone can sense its smugness through its tone.

Just two or three seconds later...

Boom~ Rumble rumble rumble...

Myriad Books Mountain's two thin arms couldn't hold on any longer and broke.

Myriad Books Mountain, who had been so smug just moments before, suddenly stumbled and fell to the ground.

"Ahhh, no! I'm going to fall! I'm going to fall!" Myriad Books Mountain cried out in alarm.

Myriad Books Mountain is a mountain peak that is six or seven hundred meters high. Compared to it, humans are as small as ants. If it were to fall, the impact of its massive body on the ground could easily trigger a catastrophic earthquake.

"Oh no! This place is very close to the White Cloud Academy. Will White Cloud Academy be affected too?" Song Shuhang.

Can the predecessors of the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' stop the downward trend of 'Myriad Books Mountain'?

Just then, the Venerable White, who was standing in the void, flashed and instantly appeared below Myriad Books Mountain.

Then, Senior White reached out and touched the massive Myriad Books Mountain. Was Senior White trying to support the Myriad Books Mountain with his bare hands?

Even if he is Seventh-Grade Venerable, is he capable of accomplishing such a thing?

Song Shuhang's eyes widened.

Su Clan’s Sixteen, who was standing to the side, cleverly took out his phone and started recording the following scene.

At this moment, Myriad Books Mountain, who was falling, also 'saw' the Venerable White beneath him. Then, he cried out in alarm, "Beautiful lady, get out of the way! I can't stop falling, and if I keep going, I'll crush you! Run! I don't want to destroy a flower!"

Song Shuhang from afar. "..."

Is this Myriad Books Mountain a disguise by Senior Three Waves? Or perhaps Senior Copper Trigram Divination in disguise?

Venerable White: "..."

Then, Venerable White moved... He had originally reached out to support Myriad Books Mountain, intending to catch it gently.

But the next moment, Venerable White changed his palm into a fist.

"Drink!" he shouted, his right hand hurtling towards Myriad Books Mountain!

Boom!!

The deafening impact was several times louder than thunder.

As Myriad Books Mountain fell to the ground, the punch struck him, causing countless rocks and mud to crash down from the mountainside.

Myriad Books Mountain's falling posture paused for a split second.

Song Shuhang gasped, his perception of Venerable White's combat power being redefined once again. This combat power was beyond what could be described as 'off the charts'.

In the void, taking advantage of the moment when 'Myriad Books Mountain' paused, Venerable White took a deep breath.

Then... "Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink! Ha!"

His fists kept pounding out, and with Song Shuhang's current eyesight, he couldn't tell how many punches Venerable White had thrown. He only saw countless fist shadows constantly bombarding the massive Myriad Books Mountain.

A rumbling sound continued to ring out.

Myriad Books Mountain resembled a pitiful sandbag, with mud and rocks constantly falling from its body. Its massive form managed to stop its descent, and there were faint signs that it was 'floating'.

--This scene is like a fat human accidentally slipping and falling... Suddenly, a small ant rushes over and punches the fat man who is falling, making him stop in his tracks.

Then, the little ant kept throwing punches, and the fat man who was falling down was knocked into the air!

Yes, Myriad Books Mountain has floated into the air!

Just then, the seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group, including Fairy Lychee, True Lord Flood Dragon Overlord, Northern River's Loose Cultivator, and True Lord Ancient Lake Abbey, stepped forward and each used their supernatural powers.

They might transform into enormous Flood Dragon or unleash overwhelming magical treasures, all aimed at the 'floating' Myriad Books Mountain. Of course, the predecessors of the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group' weren't planning to gang up on 'Myriad Books Mountain'; they were simply taking the opportunity to stabilize it in its floating state, ensuring it could stand steadily and preventing it from crashing to the ground and causing a terrible earthquake.

Finally, with the assistance of the seniors in the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group', Myriad Books Mountain landed smoothly and safely.

But Myriad Books Mountain, who was originally full of energy, was now huddled on the ground, trembling, like a salted fish that was about to die.

I wonder if it will be traumatized?

"Terrifying." Song Shuhang stared at the Venerable White displaying his divine power in the distance—are all Seventh-Grade Venerable this awesome?

Without using magic or magical artifacts, relying solely on his physical fists, he blasted the enormous Myriad Books Mountain into a 'floating' state.

They can move mountains and overturn seas with just their fists!

Venerable, this is the power of Venerable-Tier.

Will he be able to reach that level someday in the future?

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The Venerable White hovered in front of the 'Myriad Books Mountain', took out his phone and dialed the number of 'True Lord Eternal Fire'.

The call was answered quickly.

Before Venerable White could speak, the anxious voice of True Lord Eternal Fire came from inside. "Fellow Daoist Bai, I just sensed a huge fluctuation of spiritual energy and a loud rumbling sound from the location where you were filming. Has a demon from the Netherworld attacked?"

"No, the Nine Nether Demons haven't arrived yet," Venerable White said softly. "Just now, your 'Myriad Books Mountain' awakened."

"Huh?" True Lord Eternal Fire was taken aback.

"Myriad Books Mountain, that's the mountain where we filmed. It grew legs and arms and even tried to do handstands. Now, its arms are broken... and its body, well, it seems to be quite injured too."

True Lord Eternal Fire was stunned for a long time. "You mean, Myriad Books Mountain has grown hands and feet?"

Is Myriad Books Mountain alive?