Douluo: Plot Modification – Tang San Turns into a Woman Right from the Start
Chapter 44

Spicy Milk Tea, Letting Tang San Test the Poison

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Ye Ying had been browsing the Points Shop when Xiao Wu interrupted him.

"Brother Ying, why did you come here?"

"Several intermediate Soul Master Academies clearly said they would accept us unconditionally,"

"yet you insisted on taking the entrance exam for this lousy academy that doesn't even have a rank."

Ye Ying raised his hand and gave Xiao Wu a pat on the butt.

"Of course, I have my reasons for coming here."

Then Xiao Wu looked at Tang San again.

"Tang San, why did you come here with us?"

Tang San froze for a moment.

"Xiaogang told me to come,"

"I don't know why we ended up going to the same place either."

Xiao Wu asked again, "Then why did Grandmaster tell you to go?"

Tang San shook her head once more.

"I still don't know."

Ye Ying spoke slowly.

"Shrek Academy has stronger teachers, enough to meet the requirements for hunting a third Soul Ring,"

"The teachers at those intermediate academies are too weak. They can't find good Soul Rings to hunt."

"That's the reason,"

"If Grandmaster were especially strong, he wouldn't have needed to specifically send Tang San here."

With those simple words, Tang San fell silent.

It seemed to make perfect sense. She wanted to argue and defend him, but she could not find a way to do so.

At that moment, the Blue Silver Weasel, Liu Ruyan, whispered into Tang San's ear.

"Ye Ying is right. That's exactly how it is. Yu Xiaogang is just too useless."

After saying that, Liu Ruyan froze.

Oh no.

She had triggered the keyword!

The next second, Tang San grabbed the Blue Silver Weasel and punched it in the head with her right fist.

A blue-green flash streaked past, and the Blue Silver Weasel flew precisely into Tang San's body.

"Whatever, whatever,"

"Since we're already here, it doesn't matter where I go,"

"Now that we're here, we have to have a good time."

Ye Ying nodded in agreement.

"Let's find somewhere to stay. It's almost noon, so let's eat first."

The group walked onward, and only then did Ye Ying get the chance to look at the contents of the Points Shop again.

[Points: 10,000]

[One ordinary modification: 10 Points]

[One minor restriction-reduction modification: 100 Points]

[Lucky Draw Box: 10 Points]

[Unknown small item: 100 Points]

[Designated Soul Ring age increase by one year: 1 Point]

[Soul Ring simulation ability: 500 Points]

[Soul Mantra that doubles one's strength: 10,000 Points]

[Second Martial Soul: 10,000 Points]

[Unknown: Unknown Points]

[Free modification: 9.99 billion...]

Ye Ying looked through the system shop.

At that moment, two new items had appeared in the system shop.

One was an unknown small item, The other option was the Second Martial Soul.

Looking at this Second Martial Soul, Ye Ying could not help but feel envious.

He only had one Martial Soul himself. If he possessed Twin Martial Souls, setting everything else aside, he would definitely become much stronger.

He could also absorb nine additional Soul Rings, which would be a tremendous boost to his attributes.

It also cost ten thousand Points, but it was far more practical than that Soul Mantra that doubled his Soul Power.

Still, he would need to save up before he could afford it.

He definitely could not spend these ten thousand Points now.

At the very least, he had to keep one thousand Points in reserve.

For now, he could buy an unknown little item to play around with.

[Congratulations, you spent 100 Points to purchase an Unknown Small Item.]

[Unknown Small Item opened. Congratulations, you obtained a small can of Death God Devil Chili Powder. It has been stored directly in the Storage Soul Tool.]

Before Ye Ying could even react, the opening of the Unknown Small Item had ended.

He quickly checked the Storage Soul Tool.

Once he sensed its size, Ye Ying could not help but praise the system for its generosity.

This so-called small can was as large as half a fuel tanker.

It was two or three stories tall and two or three meters wide.

The system really was generous.

He just did not know whether it was spicy.

Ye Ying's gaze fell on Tang San.

"San."

"I've got a new chili-flavored milk tea here. Want to try it?"

"Don't you like spicy food?"

Tang San was also stunned and asked somewhat incredulously, "Ye Ying."

"Since when were you this nice?"

She had suffered plenty at Ye Ying's hands.

Ye Ying was nothing if not honest.

"It's a new flavor, spicy milk tea. I don't dare try it either."

"Don't you like spicy food? Perfect, you can test it for poison."

Hearing Ye Ying say that, Tang San instead breathed a sigh of relief.

It was only chili peppers. How spicy could they be?

In her previous life, she had been a Tang Sect disciple, and the Tang Sect was exceptionally good at eating spicy food.

One of the Tang Sect's Hidden Weapons involved suddenly throwing a handful of chili powder at an opponent during battle.

When using chili powder, the user would inevitably get choked by it as well.

Hurting the enemy for a thousand while injuring oneself for eight hundred.

That required training one's tolerance for spicy food in advance.

Only then could one avoid being harmed and injure the enemy without hurting oneself.

"Give it to me. I'll try it."

Ye Ying nodded. Soul Power surged from his left palm, and he began making a cup of hot milk tea.

At the same time, he mixed in a tablespoon of chili powder.

What new milk tea flavor? It was simply milk tea with chili powder stirred evenly into it.

The original yellow of the milk tea instantly turned the fiery red of chili powder.

"Drink."

Ye Ying casually tossed it to Tang San.

Tang San caught it in one hand.

"Is that all?"

"It only looks red. It's not actually that spicy."

Xiao Wu watched curiously as well, but she didn't say anything.

"Then let's see just how spicy it is."

Right after that, Tang San summoned the Blue Silver Weasel into her palm.

Before Liu Ruyan could even react, Tang San had already stuffed the straw into her mouth.

Feeling the long-missed straw, the Blue Silver Weasel instinctively took a sip.

The chili milk tea instantly entered her mouth.

"Wuwu!"

The Blue Silver Weasel's pupils instantly widened.

She began struggling in agony.

She suddenly leaped away and spat out the chili milk tea in one gulp.

The Blue Silver Weasel cursed Tang San at the top of her lungs.

"Tang San, your dad is dead!"

"You fucking made me drink chili water!"

Ye Ying and the other two immediately burst into laughter.

Ye Ying couldn't help but sigh.

Tang San was still Tang San after all.

Even though she had become a girl and had been tricked so many times, she still had brains.

She hadn't drunk it herself, instead making the Blue Silver Weasel test it for poison.

Tang San nodded.

"My dad really is dead."

"Who made you drink chili water?"

"This is Ye Ying's new chili-flavored milk tea. Wasn't I just letting you have a taste?"

"You don't know what's good for you at all."

She rolled her eyes at the Blue Silver Weasel.

Then, she cautiously put the straw into her own mouth, preparing to take a small sip and taste it.

But the moment her lips touched the straw, the chili-mixed milk tea in her hand fell to the ground with a smack.

"Spicy!"

"Spicy!"

"Spicy!"

Tang San said "spicy" three times in a row.

She nearly spat sparks from her mouth.

"It's killing me!"

"It's killing me!"

"How can something be this spicy?!"

Tang San was about to go crazy.

She had eaten plenty of spicy food during her six years in Notting City, but nothing had ever compared to this.

At that moment, the Blue Silver Weasel had been knocked unconscious by the spice, turning into a blue-green streak of light and entering Tang San's body.

She was fine now; she couldn't feel it anymore.

But Tang San was miserable.

Her lips had already swollen up like two sausages.

Tang San had guarded against every possible thing, except the chilies being too spicy.

Who would have known the chilies could be this spicy?!

"HAHAHAHA!"

Ye Ying and Xiao Wu immediately burst out laughing.

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