Daughter! The Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir Really Can't Be Eaten Like a Meal!

"Stop!"

Jieyin Daoren let out a shrill roar.

He was terrified.

As a Heavenly Dao Saint who overlooked the River of Time and remained indestructible through ten thousand kalpas, he had never imagined that one day he would experience the helplessness of an ant looking up at a collapsing sky.

The Golden Wheel of Merit behind him let out a groan of unbearable strain, spinning frantically.

The moment Xiruan's baby bottle was about to smash onto Jieyin's bald head, her small body came to a sudden, screeching halt.

She hovered in mid-air, tilting her little head in confusion.

It wasn't that she didn't want to smash it anymore.

It was because she discovered that the shiny, golden big bald head was suddenly no longer bright.

As the power of merit was sucked dry by Xiruan, the originally solemn sixteen-foot golden bodies of Jieyin and Zunti became dim, their golden lacquer mottled.

"Eh?" Xiruan's big eyes were full of disdain. "It doesn't look good anymore."

She pursed her small lips and said regretfully, "It's not shiny anymore, so it definitely won't sell for much money."

"Pfft—"

Zunti Daoren was completely crushed by these heart-piercing words, and another mouthful of Saint Blood sprayed out.

His figure swayed violently, nearly falling from the nine heavens.

Won't... sell for much money?

The two of us, Heavenly Dao Saints and leaders of the Western Religious Sect, are our values actually being calculated by our luster and weight?!

Jieyin Daoren hurriedly supported his crumbling Junior Brother. He looked at Xiruan, and only one word remained in his heart.

Run!

Run as far away as possible!

If they didn't leave now, the foundation the Western Religious Sect had accumulated over hundreds of millions of years would truly be gnawed away by this little monster!

"Go!"

With a low roar, Jieyin disregarded any shred of Saintly dignity, hoisted Zunti up, and tore through the void to leave.

Two wretched figures fled toward the West.

A deathly silence fell over the Heavenly Court.

Saint Taiqing watched the direction in which the Two Saints of the West had disappeared, remaining speechless for a long time.

Yuanshi Tianzun's grip on the Apricot Yellow Banner loosened at some point, and the killing intent capable of splitting heaven and earth had already been reined in.

His gaze was grave.

They ran.

The most troublesome, most shameless Two Saints of the West had been... scared off by a baby.

Tongtian! What kind of monster have you refined!

Xiruan pouted, not expecting the two of them to actually run away. She was a bit angry, and as she turned around, she remembered Taiqing and Yuanshi.

"You two are Daddy's brothers, you can't bully him!"

"If you want to come and collect debts too, I... I'll beat you up together!"

After saying this, under the stunned gazes of all the Great Beings in the Three Realms, she hopped and skipped as she flew toward the direction of the Purple Cloud Palace.

Purple Cloud Palace.

Master Tongtian sat on a cushion, his eyes unfocused, staring blankly ahead.

He had already given up on thinking.

Offending the Dao Ancestor, beating the Heavenly Emperor, robbing his Senior Brother, and now, gnawing on the Golden Body of Merit of the Two Saints of the West like it was a sweet potato...

Let it all be destroyed.

Hurry up.

Just as he was in despair, waiting for the heavenly punishment to descend, the door was pushed open. A small red figure rushed in like a ball of flame.

"Daddy! I'm back!"

Xiruan's little face was flushed, and she looked at her father with excitement.

Master Tongtian's eyelids twitched violently as he tried to squeeze out a smile.

"Dau... daughter..."

Before he could finish his sentence, Xiruan had already rushed in front of him to present her treasure.

"Daddy, eat a peach!"

A Flat Peach, wreathed in purple patterns, flowing with rosy light, and radiating infinite Dao charm, was shoved into Master Tongtian's hand.

Tongtian's hand shook, and he nearly threw the Flat Peach away.

"And this too!"

Xiruan waved her little hand again, and a small bronze cauldron appeared.

"Clatter, clatter—"

A pile of golden, radiant, and fragrant round elixirs rolled out of the cauldron, covering the floor.

Every single one radiated an aura that would drive immortals and gods to madness. Among them, the Nine Revolutions Golden Elixirs, each marked with nine pill patterns, were the most eye-catching.

Xiruan crouched down, grabbed a large handful, and held them out to Tongtian.

"Daddy, eat some jellybeans! These are super yummy!"

She didn't give Tongtian any chance to react, shoving the handful of Nine Revolutions Golden Elixirs straight into her father's mouth.

"Ah—open wide!"

Master Tongtian's pupils suddenly constricted!

Daughter! That's a Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir! It's the lifeblood of Brother Taiqing! A single one is enough to create a Primordial Unity Golden Immortal!

You call this a jellybean?!

And... you grabbed a whole handful with your bare hands?!

By the time he tried to dodge, the golden elixirs were already stuffed into his mouth.

The elixir melted the moment it touched his tongue, and a massive surge of medicinal power exploded!

The restriction placed upon Tongtian by Patriarch Hongjun himself was forcibly breached by the impact of the medicinal power.

He felt his long-withered, stagnant Saint origin revive just a fraction.

Tongtian was completely stunned.

A sense of extreme absurdity shattered the last shred of his dignity as a Saint.

He, Tongtian, Leader of the Jie Sect, Pangu Orthodox, and the greatest loser of the Investiture of the Gods Calamity.

Was he now reduced to being supported by his daughter's pillaging?

Just as he was questioning his existence, Xiruan finally emptied everything out of the Qiankun Cauldron.

She held the simple, ancient bronze cauldron up to Tongtian like she was presenting a treasure, her big eyes filled with anticipation.

"Daddy! Look!"

"I snatched you a new pot!"

Master Tongtian stared fixedly at the small cauldron.

Qiankun Cauldron!

His daughter had snatched it back and given it to him as a cooking pot!

Master Tongtian opened his mouth, feeling as though his Dao Heart had been completely overturned by his daughter's actions.

"Daddy, do you not like it?"

Seeing that Tongtian had not reacted for a long time, Xiruan became a little unhappy. She stretched out her chubby little hand and patted the Qiankun Cauldron.

"This pot is super good! I used it to bring back all the jelly beans from that bad grandpa earlier, and I didn't spill a single one!"

"From now on, Daddy can use it to cook meat!"

Cook... cook meat? Using the Innate Supreme Treasure Qiankun Cauldron... to cook meat?

Master Tongtian felt the world go black before his eyes, and he reached up to support his forehead.

Just then, a voice rang out from outside the door.

"Taiyi, under the seat of Yuanshi Tianzun of the Jade Void Palace, acting on my Master's decree, has come to visit Uncle-Master Tongtian."

Tongtian looked up abruptly, the trace of warmth that had just risen in his eyes vanishing completely.

Yuanshi!

He had come after all!

"Hmm?" Xiruan's little ears twitched. "Daddy! Another debt collector is here!"

Her little face puffed up like a bun in anger.

"This bad guy is from Second Uncle's house!"

Before the words had even faded, Xiruan shoved the new pot into Tongtian's arms and charged toward the palace gate, looking fierce.

"Coming to bully my daddy again! Watch me beat him to death!"