The Taiyi Dao Heart has collapsed! The Nine Dragon Divine Fire Cover has become a foot-washing basin?

"Another one coming to bully my daddy! Watch me beat him to a pulp!"

Master Tongtian watched his daughter's tiny, murderous back, his heart nearly leaping out of his chest.

Daughter! Calm down! Don't be impulsive!

"Boom—!"

A thunderous crash rang out as the gates of Purple Cloud Palace were rudely slammed open.

Outside, Taiyi's brow furrowed sharply. He was about to bark a reprimand at whoever dared be so insolent—

The next instant, he froze completely.

Before him stood a chubby, jade-carved baby with pigtails, wearing a red bib, and carrying an absurdly huge bottle on her shoulder.

Xiruan glared at him with fury in her eyes.

Taiyi was dumbfounded.

Where did this kid come from? Uncle Tongtian's... illegitimate daughter?

He instinctively swept his Divine Sense over her, only to find her aura chaotic and mixed, with not a shred of magical foundation—she was nothing but a mortal infant!

A contemptuous smirk curled at the corner of his mouth.

Uncle had truly fallen on hard times. He couldn't even find a proper gatekeeping disciple and let a mortal brat run wild here.

Xiruan pointed at Taiyi and roared with a fierce, babyish voice:

"Bad guy! You here to collect debts again?"

"Scram! My daddy has no money! Scram or I'll hit you!"

Taiyi's face instantly darkened.

A mere mortal child dared speak to him in such a tone? Preposterous beyond belief!

He snorted coldly.

He'd capture this insolent brat first, and then Uncle Tongtian would naturally show himself.

"Wretch, you seek death!"

Taiyi's eyes blazed with icy killing intent. His whisk transformed into three thousand silver threads, cascading down toward Xiruan.

This was his proudest treasure—capable of binding immortals and slaying gods, enough to instantly shred a Primordial Unity Golden Immortal.

Using it on a mortal child, in his view, was already an immense honor.

Inside the room, Tongtian's eyes were bloodshot.

"Taiyi! You bastard! How dare you!"

Xiruan glared at the silver net, furious.

"You dare make a move! Bad guy! Don't bully my daddy!"

The little girl roared, swung the Chaos Baby Bottle, and smashed it out.

"Clang—!"

Taiyi's eyes filled with shock and disbelief. Broken—his whisk had actually snapped.

"Pfft—!"

Taiyi spat out a mouthful of immortal blood, his body uncontrollably hurtling backward a hundred zhang.

He stared in horror at the baby still carrying that bottle.

How... how was this possible?! What kind of power was that?

A killing aura that seemed to sever all life... Why did it feel so familiar?

It was just like... just like during the Investiture of the Gods war, those four swords Uncle had hung above his formation gate... the Zhuxian Swords?!

Before he could make sense of this world-shattering shock, Xiruan had already charged forward on her short legs.

"Bad guy! Take a bottle!"

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Taiyi fled with his head in his hands, his Eight Trigrams Purple Ribbon Immortal Robe shredded into strips, his jade crown knocked askew, his hair a mess—not a trace of immortal grace remained.

His proud Nine Fire Divine Dragon Cover, Cosmos Ring... every spell and divine technique crumbled on contact with that bizarre bottle.

"Stop! You... what kind of monster are you?!" Taiyi shrieked in terror.

"I'm your granny!"

Xiruan cried out, leaping high as the bottle slammed solidly into Taiyi's back.

"Boom!"

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Taiyi was smashed straight down from midair, the ground cratered into a human-shaped pit.

He lay in the pit, immortal bones shattered, unable to climb out.

Xiruan lightly hopped into the pit, her two small hands on her hips, looking down at him from above.

Little Nose sniffed the air vigorously, her gaze drawn to a small golden cover hanging from Taiyi's waist.

That cover gleamed with dazzling golden light, flowing with iridescent colors, and coiled around it were nine lifelike little fire dragons—truly a sight to behold.

"Eh? This little basin is so pretty!"

She yanked the Nine Dragons Divine Fire Cover right off Taiyi's waist, happily lifting it to her eyes for a closer look.

Little Girl nodded in satisfaction, muttering to herself in a crisp voice.

"I'll take this back for Daddy to use as a footbath—he'll definitely love it!"

Taiyi, lying in the pit, heard these light words and felt a surge of rage rush straight to his crown. His vision went dark, and he fainted dead away on the spot from sheer fury.

Xiruan held the golden, gleaming Nine Dragons Divine Fire Cover in her two small hands, turning it over and over without stopping.

"So pretty."

She nodded in satisfaction, thinking to herself: this little golden basin would surely match her own Daddy's noble feet.

But then her face puckered into a steamed bun shape, a little displeased.

Why did this bad guy have to faint?

That wouldn't do—she hadn't even asked where that wicked Second Uncle lived yet.

She stretched out her chubby index finger and poked Taiyi's cheek hard.

No reaction.

She dragged the Chaos Baby Bottle over and gently tapped it against Taiyi's forehead.

Still no reaction.

"Really can't take a hit." Xiruan scratched her head in some distress, her little mouth pouting.

What to do now?

She couldn't just drag him back to Purple Cloud Palace and have Daddy ask him personally, could she?

Daddy was so pitiful—he definitely couldn't beat this bad guy.

"Oh!" She remembered some brilliant idea.

She could feed him a sugar bean!

Daddy had perked right up after eating a sugar bean just now! This bad guy would definitely wake up if he ate one too!

Master Tongtian had barely caught his breath when he saw his own Daughter come running back with a thud-thud-thud.

She ran straight to the pile of treasures, stuck out her bottom, and started rummaging through them.

A terrible foreboding surged in Master Tongtian's heart.

Daughter... Daughter... what... what are you doing?

The next second, he saw Xiruan pinch a Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir and dash off again like a gust of wind.

Master Tongtian screamed inside:

No!

Daughter! That's a Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir! That's the crystallized effort of Senior Brother's painstaking refinement over nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand years!

Taiyi is a Golden Immortal of the Chan Sect; he cultivates the Jade Purity Immortal Technique, which is a completely different path from Senior Brother's Great Purity Method!

If you feed him this elixir, he... he'll explode! He'll really blow into countless fragments on the spot!

"Ah—open wide!"

Xiruan had no idea about her Daddy's inner collapse. She pinched Taiyi's nose shut and roughly shoved the elixir into his mouth.

"Gulp."

The Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir dissolved upon entering his mouth.

The terrifying medicinal power detonated within Taiyi's body!

Taiyi, who had been lying stiff in the pit, suddenly snapped his eyes open. As if struck by lightning, he shot upright from the pit floor!

Immortal light rampaged wildly all over his body, and dazzling elixir qi sprayed from his seven orifices.

"Ugh—ahhh—!"

He felt like he was about to be burst apart alive.