Primordial World: Dad Under House Arrest? I'll Smash Hongjun with My Baby Bottle!
Chapter 14

The Chan Sect's Mountain Protecting Grand Formation? It's a Milk Bottle Matter!

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Kunlun Mountain, ancestor of ten thousand mountains, sacred land of immortals.

Jade Void Palace is situated atop the immortal mountain, perpetually shrouded in Jade Pure Immortal Light, impervious to all magic and difficult for evil spirits to approach.

Xiruan, carrying a Baby Bottle, landed at the foot of Kunlun Mountain.

As soon as she touched down, immortal energy washed over her, causing her to squint her eyes comfortably.

"Mmm, the air here smells so good, much better than Daddy's Small Dark Room."

She nodded in satisfaction and immediately spotted the imposing palace gate suspended in the clouds.

"Jade, Void, Palace."

"This is it! Bad Second Uncle's home!"

Xiruan set her target and began to charge up the mountain with her short legs. The moment she stepped onto the first white jade stair, a sudden change occurred!

Buzzz--!

The entire Kunlun Mountain violently shook, and a golden barrier descended from the sky, enveloping the entire immortal mountain.

On the barrier, countless profound runes flowed, immortal music echoed, a thousand strands of Auspicious Qi appeared, and a boundless, vast pressure instantly descended, enough to make any Great Being below the Quasi-Saint level tremble and retreat.

The protective formation of the Chan Sect had been activated.

Xiruan was startled by the sudden change. She reached out a small hand and poked the golden barrier in front of her.

"Hmph! It even has a security door!"

She pouted in dissatisfaction, her impression of this bad Second Uncle worsening.

Not only did he not repay the money he owed, but he also installed such a broken shield at his doorstep, preventing people from coming in to collect debts. He was truly terrible!

Inside Jade Void Palace, the bells chimed loudly.

Guangchengzi led the remaining disciples of the Chan Sect to gather in the square of Jade Void Palace.

"What demon dares to trespass upon our Jade Void sacred land and even trigger the mountain protection formation?"

Chijingzi, known for his fiery temper, held the Yin Yang Mirror and roared angrily.

Guangchengzi's brows furrowed. A divine light shot out towards the mountain gate, transforming into a massive Water Mirror.

The Water Mirror clearly reflected the scene at the foot of the mountain.

Everyone was stunned.

They saw a Baby, with Pigtails, wearing a Red Bib, looking no older than three and a half, standing outside the formation, carrying a strangely shaped large bottle, and at her waist...

"Isn't that Junior Brother Taiyi's Nine Dragons Divine Fire Cover?!"

Yuding Zhenren, with sharp eyes, exclaimed.

The immortals looked closely, and indeed it was! What the Baby had hanging at her waist was precisely the natal magic treasure of True Person Taiyi!

At this, the entire Jade Void Palace erupted in chaos.

"What's going on? Didn't Junior Brother Taiyi go to Purple Cloud Palace to visit Uncle-Master Tongtian on Master's orders? How did his magic treasure end up in this child's hands?"

"Where did this child come from?"

"Could it be... something happened to Junior Brother Taiyi?!"

Guangchengzi's expression changed. He recalled the shocking rumors that had recently spread from the Heavenly Court.

It was said that a mysterious Baby had caused havoc in the Heavenly Court, shattered the Haotian Mirror, uprooted the Peach Trees, and even emptied out Grand-Uncle-Master Taishang's Doushuai Palace...

At the time, they had dismissed it as a joke.

But now...

Looking at the Baby in the Water Mirror, who was as delicate as carved jade and seemed harmless, Guangchengzi felt a chill surge from the soles of his feet to the crown of his head.

No way...

The rumors... were true?!

While the immortals of the Chan Sect were filled with doubt and uncertainty, Xiruan outside the formation had grown impatient.

"Hey! People inside, listen up!"

She put her hands on her hips and yelled at the top of her lungs.

"Open the door quickly! I'm here to collect money from your boss, Yuanshi! If you don't open it, I'll smash it!"

Her childish voice clearly reached the Chan Sect.

Looking for Master... to collect money? And she threatened to smash the mountain protection formation?

The immortals of the Chan Sect exchanged glances, their faces filled with absurdity.

Was this child... crazy?

"Arrogant!" Chijingzi was furious. "How dare a mere demon child speak such wild words! Let me go out and capture her to see who she truly is!"

"Junior Brother, no!" Guangchengzi quickly stopped him, shaking his head with a solemn expression. "This child is strange. Even Junior Brother Taiyi fell for her tricks. We must not act rashly. Let's rely on the formation first and see what she can do."

At the foot of the mountain, Xiruan had been shouting for a long time. Seeing that no one inside came out, and instead they were all watching her like a monkey show, her little temper flared up.

"Fine! You don't want to drink the toast, so you'll have the punishment!" She hugged the Baby Bottle and smashed it hard against the golden light barrier. "Watch me smash this broken shield to pieces!"

"BOOM--!"

The entire Kunlun Mountain shook violently, rocks tumbling down and immortal cranes startled into flight.

The disciples of Chan Sect maintaining the formation simultaneously spat out a mouthful of blood, thrown to the ground by the backlash, their faces filled with shock.

What... what kind of power is this?! It's too abnormal!

With a single blow, she almost shattered the grand formation personally set up by their Master?!

Xiruan's small hands went numb from the impact. She shook them, saying unhappily, "Huh? It's pretty tough."

She stared intently at the light barrier. Under the blessing of the Baby Bottle's attribute of shattering all laws, she found a dim spot in the mountain-protecting formation.

"Found it!" Xiruan's eyes lit up. "There's an imprint here, it must be a weak point!"

She hugged the Baby Bottle again. "Break for me!"

The Baby Bottle smashed precisely onto that glowing spot!

Crack--!

A sound like shattering glass rang out.

RUMBLE--!

In the terrified and despairing eyes of all Chan Sect disciples, the mountain-protecting formation that had guarded Kunlun Mountain for countless eons... spectacularly collapsed.

Xiruan wore an arrogant expression.

"Hmph, not very durable."

She looked at the stunned and scattered servants in the plaza, her milky voice shouting:

"Hey! Where's your master? Call out that bad Second Uncle named Yuanshi to pay up!"

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