Primordial World: Dad Under House Arrest? I'll Smash Hongjun with My Baby Bottle!
Chapter 13

Bad Guy, Tell Me Where Second Uncle Lives!

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"Huh? What's wrong with you?"

Xiruan tilted her little head in confusion as she watched him jump around.

"Aren't the candy beans good to eat? Why are you yelling louder than the pigs at the village entrance?"

Taiyi's Dao heart shattered at that moment.

Candy beans?

You call the Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir, personally refined by Saint Taiqing, candy beans?! And... and you just casually fed me one?!

Boundless fear washed over him like a tide.

He finally understood.

This baby wasn't some ordinary mortal child; she was a devil! A peerless demoness that Master Tongtian had conjured from somewhere, specifically to torment their Chan Sect!

"Bad guy, hurry up and tell me!"

Seeing that he remained silent, Xiruan began to press him in her milky voice, "Where does your bad Second Uncle live? I'm going to collect rent!"

Collect... collect rent?

Taiyi's mind was a mess; he couldn't comprehend the specific meaning of those three words anymore.

If he didn't speak today, he might truly perish here, played to death by this little demon king.

What a load of crap, Saintly dignity, what a load of crap, sect honor, stay alive! Must stay alive!

"Kunlun Mountain..." he squeezed out a few words through gritted teeth. "Jade... Void... Palace..."

"Oh, Kunlun Mountain, Jade Void Palace."

Xiruan nodded seriously, indicating she had remembered.

Seeing that Taiyi looked very pained, she kindly patted the back of his head with the baby bottle.

"Bang!"

A dull thud.

Taiyi's eyes rolled back, and he fell to the ground, unconscious.

"Serves you right for being sensible."

Xiruan contentedly put away the baby bottle.

She finally got the information; she could go collect debts for Daddy!

She waved her little hand towards the main door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Daddy! I'm going to collect debts for you!"

"I'll bring you yummy food when I get back!"

After shouting, she skipped and hopped in the direction of Kunlun Mountain.

Countless Divine Senses from Saints, who had been secretly observing this place, fell into deathly silence.

A long while later.

Inside Bajing Palace, Saint Taiqing's voice trembled slightly.

"She... she's really going to the Jade Void Palace?!"

Inside Purple Cloud Palace, a mournful roar tore through the air.

"Daughter--! Don't go!"

Master Tongtian leaped up from his cushion and rushed towards the open door without regard for anything else.

He had to stop her! He absolutely had to stop her!

He, who had been his Junior Brother for billions of years, knew Yuanshi's personality all too well!

Extremely prideful, attached to rules, and ruthless!

If Daughter went, it would be like a lamb entering a tiger's den, with no hope of survival!

The medicinal power of the Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir was still raging within him, actually causing a slight looseness in the restriction personally set by Hongjun.

"Boom!"

Master Tongtian poured all his strength into a fierce charge towards the door of Purple Cloud Palace.

He broke through.

Immediately, he was blocked by a gentle force and fell heavily back to the ground.

Tongtian looked up sharply. Standing outside the door was an old man in a gray Daoist robe.

The sliver of hope that had just ignited in his heart was instantly extinguished by this bucket of cold water.

"Master!"

Ignoring the pain in his body, he put down all his Saintly dignity for the first time and pleaded, "I beg you, please let me go out! That's my daughter! She... she's going to Kunlun Mountain!"

Hongjun's gaze was calm, and he looked at him faintly.

"Go back."

Tongtian trembled all over, his eyes instantly turning crimson.

"She'll die! Master! Yuanshi will kill her! She doesn't know anything! She's just a child!"

Hongjun slowly turned around, his back to Tongtian, and looked in the direction Xiruan had disappeared.

"This is her karma, and also your karma."

Primal Wilderness, Kunlun Mountain range.

A red figure was flying forward, panting.

Xiruan flew while counting on her little fingers, muttering to herself.

"That bad old man who lends money at high interest has been driven away."

"That village bully called Haotian has also been driven away."

"That bad accountant has also been driven away."

"Now it's time for that bad Second Uncle!"

Her small face was filled with a sense of justice.

Daddy said that Eldest Uncle and Second Uncle were his brothers. But how could brothers gang up with outsiders to bully their own younger brother?

This would be a disgrace in the village!

So, she had to go and demand an explanation! Take back all their good stuff as compensation for my daddy's emotional distress!

Kunlun Mountain, Jade Void Palace.

"Trash!"

Yuanshi Tianzun (Primordial Celestial Venerable) snorted coldly, a hint of anger in his voice, and looked coldly at the approaching red figure.

"Pass down the order," he said, his voice extremely cold. "Activate the Jade Void Mountain Protection Formation. All disciples, take your positions."

I want to see how strong his Tongtian's backup plan really is!

He decided to use the formation to test this little thing first. If she wisely retreated, so be it. If she dared to force her way through...

Then don't blame him, as her martial uncle, for showing no mercy!

After all, he had already let her go once in the Heavenly Court!

Heavenly Court.

Taishang Laojun looked at his empty alchemy room and then at the looted immortal herb garden. He was still in a daze.

When he sensed that Xiruan had indeed gone to Kunlun Mountain, he chuckled softly.

"Heh heh..."

Good, excellent. It's finally your turn... Yuanshi.

Taishang Laojun flicked his whisk, and a Water Mirror appeared before him. The mirror clearly reflected the scene at Kunlun Mountain.

He even prepared a plate of immortal fruits to eat while watching.

Mount Sumeru in the West.

Jieyin and Zhunti watched as the Eight Treasures Merit Pool had lost more than half of its water, causing them to wince in pain.

That was the foundation of their Western Religious Sect, accumulated over hundreds of millions of years of hard work, trickery... no, of saving all sentient beings!

It was all sucked away by that little monster in one gulp!

"Martial Brother, that demon... she's gone to Kunlun Mountain!" Zhunti Daoren (Quanti) said through gritted teeth, his voice also carrying a hint of uncontrollable excitement.

"Amitabha, Amitabha," Jieyin Daoren (Receptionist) clasped his hands together and chanted a Buddha's Name. "This is Daoist Yuanshi's tribulation, and it has nothing to do with the West."

Although they said so, both he and Zhunti simultaneously summoned two Water Mirrors. One was aimed at Kunlun Mountain, and the other was aimed at Purple Cloud Palace.

They were scared!

They were genuinely afraid that after the little monster dealt with Yuanshi, she would remember them and make a comeback.

But at the same time, they were incredibly excited.

Fight! Fight! The fiercer the fight, the better!

It would be best if the Three Pure Ones of the Eastern Daoist sect completely broke apart and fought like dogs, only then would their Western Religious Sect truly prosper!

Wa Huang Palace.

Nuwa Saint reclined lazily on her throne. The Water Mirror in front of her also reflected the scene at Kunlun Mountain.

"This little one is really causing trouble."

As she watched, she picked up a crystal-clear spiritual fruit and put it in her mouth.

Serves you right, for scheming against my human race back then!

Now it's your turn to taste what it's like to have grievances but be unable to speak!

Purple Cloud Palace.

Master Tongtian collapsed onto the ground in despair, staring at the back outside the door, an insurmountable chasm.

Hongjun stood there, saying nothing.

He could only watch with wide eyes as the small figure of his daughter in the Water Mirror drew closer and closer to Kunlun Mountain.

It was over. Everything was over.

His eyes, bloodshot, fixed on Hongjun, an unprecedented hatred surging in his heart.

Why? Master, why is this?!

You merged with the Heavenly Dao, advocating impartiality and selflessness, so why do you show such blatant favoritism to the Chan Sect?

Why are you relentlessly pursuing my Jie Sect?!

And now, you're just going to watch my only descendant walk to her death?!

Tongtian's heart bled.

Hongjun remained unmoved, though a complex, unreadable light seemed to flicker deep within his eyes.

This variable...

This variable that didn't belong to the Heavenly Dao, didn't belong to Chaos, and didn't even belong to Pangu's legacy...

Where did she come from?

Hongjun's gaze pierced through the endless void, landing on that small figure.

Xiruan had now arrived at the Chan Sect as well.

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