A deathly silence fell before Jade Void Palace.
Whether they were Da Luo Golden Immortals like Guangchengzi and Chijingzi or ordinary Chan Sect Disciples, everyone stood frozen as if struck by an Immobilization Spell, their minds utterly blank.
The Mountain-Guarding Grand Array... had just been smashed by a three-and-a-half-year-old child with a Milk Bottle?
Who would believe that if they heard it?
"Y-you demon girl!"
Chijingzi was the first to react. Furious and shocked, he aimed the Yin Yang Mirror at Xiruan and flashed it at her.
A streak of black-and-white divine light shot straight toward Xiruan's face.
The Yin Yang Mirror had two sides: the yang side brought life, while the yin side brought death. Anyone struck by it would either die or be wounded. It was a vicious treasure indeed.
Xiruan tilted her little head, looking at the light with curiosity.
"Oh? It can glow?"
She gently slapped the divine light with her chubby little hand.
The black-and-white divine light, feared even by Da Luo Golden Immortals, was actually... slapped apart by her.
"..."
Chijingzi was dumbfounded.
The Chan Sect immortals were dumbfounded, too.
Her flesh... had taken the Yin Yang Mirror head-on?!
Was this little girl's body comparable to that of a Chaos God-Demon?!
"You servants are so unreasonable!"
Xiruan puffed out her round cheeks and huffed, "I came to see your boss, so why do you keep throwing all this junk at me?"
"J-junk?"
Chijingzi nearly passed out on the spot when he heard those two words.
That was his Dao-Proving magic treasure!
"Senior Brother! This fiend is too brazen! Let's join forces and capture her!"
In an instant, the Jade Void Palace plaza blazed with magical light.
Guangchengzi's Fantian Seal transformed into a small mountain and came crashing down. The sword energy of Yuding Zhenren's Zhuxian Sword crisscrossed the air, while Dao Xing Tianzun's Demon Subduing Pestle shone with golden light...
More than eight Golden Immortals of the Chan Sect joined forces to attack a three-and-a-half-year-old toddler!
If this scene got out, the entire Primeval World would laugh itself silly.
They no longer cared about saving face. This little monster put far too much pressure on them!
Faced with attacks raining down from all sides, Xiruan clapped her little hands happily.
"Wow! So many toys! Come here, all of you!"
With a spirited shout, she swung wildly at the flying magic treasures like she was playing whack-a-mole.
"Clang!"
The Fantian Seal was smacked away by her bottle, crashing into some side hall and bringing it down.
"Crack!"
The Demon Subduing Pestle was smashed in two. Its spiritual light vanished as it fell to the ground.
"Clatter!"
The Zhuxian Sword fared even worse. It was bent at a ninety-degree angle and flew back with a mournful wail.
In just a few short breaths, the plaza rang with the clatter of magic treasures hitting the ground and the pained cries of the immortals.
The Chan Sect immortals' magic treasures were either destroyed or damaged. One by one, they suffered spiritual injuries and turned deathly pale.
They stared at the toddler charging around the plaza, fear showing in their eyes.
Just as Jade Void Palace descended into chaos, a terrifying pressure crashed down from the highest heavens!
The wind stopped across Kunlun Mountain, the clouds scattered, and even the passage of time seemed to slow.
The Chan Sect Disciples trembled as they struggled to their feet, then fell prostrate on the ground.
Xiruan lifted her little head and saw a towering figure slowly emerge from the void above Jade Void Palace.
Yuanshi Tianzun had finally arrived!
"You wretched brat!"
The two words exploded in the depths of everyone's primordial spirit.
"How dare you run amok in Jade Void Palace!"
Yuanshi Tianzun looked at Xiruan as if she were an insignificant ant who didn't know her place.
Xiruan puffed out her little chest and shot back without a shred of hesitation.
"Oh? Bad Second Uncle? You finally came out!"
"Didn't I just tell you not to bully Daddy? And you still sent that guy called Taiyi to my house to demand payment!"
"I'm telling you, if you don't give me an explanation today and pay back the money you owe Daddy, I'm not leaving!"
Her babyish voice brimmed with discontent.
As soon as she said that, the entire scene fell silent.
The Chan Sect Disciples kneeling on the ground nearly popped their eyes out.
She... she actually dared to talk to their master like that? Did she even know who she was talking to?!
In Zixiao Palace, Master Tongtian's vision went black again.
It was over. All over.
She had now completely made an enemy of Yuanshi.
Yuanshi Tianzun was so angry at Xiruan's words that he laughed. Slowly raising his right hand, he pointed lightly at her.
Yuqing Divine Thunder shot from his fingertip, tearing through the void and instantly reaching Xiruan.
That single point contained the supreme laws of the Dao, wielded by a Saint. It was enough to erase her completely from the River of Time without leaving so much as a trace.
After that strike, the entire world would be at peace.
"Wow! You can shoot lightning, too!"
Xiruan cried excitedly and casually raised her Milk Bottle to block it.
A look of astonishment appeared on Yuanshi Tianzun's face.
The moment the Yuqing Divine Thunder touched the Milk Bottle, it vanished without a trace.
Yuanshi Tianzun: "..."
How... could this be?
That was a full-powered strike containing a Saint's laws. It had just... disappeared?
Without even making a sound?
What... was that Milk Bottle?!
"That's it?"
Xiruan pouted, disappointment written all over her face.
"That didn't hurt as much as getting bitten by the village bully's dog."
Yuanshi Tianzun heard every word of her scornful remark.
He, the dignified Heavenly Dao Saint, Yuanshi Tianzun, had actually been... looked down on by a toddler?
Boundless fury welled up in his heart once again.
"My turn!"
Following the principle of "you hit me once, then I hit you once," Xiruan shouted and swung her Milk Bottle at Yuanshi Tianzun's enormous face.
"Impudent!"
Yuanshi Tianzun roared angrily. As a Saint's Dharma Body, how could he let some ordinary object hit him?
He flicked his wide sleeve, intending to use the Universe in the Sleeve to collect the strange Milk Bottle.
But the Milk Bottle passed straight through the spatial technique he prided himself on and flew toward his face.
"What?!"
Yuanshi Tianzun was horrified. At last, he realized how strange the Milk Bottle was.
He didn't have time to worry about his dignity as a Saint. He jerked his head back.
The Milk Bottle skimmed past the tip of his nose,
and Yuanshi Tianzun immediately felt a burning pain across his face.
Everyone who witnessed the scene was left utterly dumbfounded.
The Saint... had actually dodged? A bottle thrown by a toddler had forced him into a panicked retreat?
"Oh? You can dodge, too?"
Xiruan beckoned, and the Milk Bottle obediently flew back into her hand.
She looked at the clearly furious Bad Second Uncle in the sky and said earnestly, "Don't dodge. Let me hit you once, just once!"
"After I hit you, we can sit down and talk properly about the money you owe."
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