Primordial World: Dad Under House Arrest? I'll Smash Hongjun with My Baby Bottle!
Chapter 15

Evil creature! How dare you!

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In front of the Jade Void Palace, an absolute silence reigned.

Whether it was Guangchengzi and Chijingzi, great Luo Golden Immortals, or the ordinary disciples of the Chan Sect, they were all frozen in place, their minds blank.

The mountain-protecting grand formation... had just been smashed by a three-and-a-half-year-old child with a Baby Bottle?

Who would believe this if it got out?

"Demon... demoness!"

Chijingzi was the first to react. Filled with shock and anger, he aimed the Yin Yang Mirror directly at Xiruan.

A divine light of black and white shot straight for Xiruan's face.

The Yin Yang Mirror had two sides, yang for life and yin for death. Those struck were either killed or injured, making it incredibly vicious.

Xiruan tilted her little head, looking at the light with some curiosity.

"Huh? It glows?"

She lightly patted the divine light with her chubby little hand.

The black and white divine light, which even great Luo Golden Immortals feared, was actually scattered by her single slap.

"..."

Chijingzi was stunned.

The immortals of the Chan Sect were also stunned.

Her physical body... withstood the Yin Yang Mirror?!

Was this child's body comparable to a Chaos god or demon?!

"You servants are so unreasonable!"

Xiruan puffed out her cheeks, saying indignantly, "I'm here to see your boss, why do you keep throwing these broken things at me?"

"Broken... broken things?"

Upon hearing those words, Chijingzi almost couldn't catch his breath and fainted on the spot.

This was his Dao-proving magical treasure!

"Senior Brother! This fiend is too arrogant, let us join forces to capture her!"

In an instant, treasure lights flashed across the square of the Jade Void Palace.

Guangchengzi's Fantian Seal transformed into a small mountain and smashed down. Yuding Zhenren's Zhuxian Sword unleashed crisscrossing sword energy. Dao Xing Tianzun's Demon Subduing Pestle shone with golden light...

More than eight Chan Sect Golden Immortals joined forces to attack a three-and-a-half-year-old Baby!

If this scene were to spread, the entire Primal Wilderness would burst into laughter.

They no longer cared about their reputation; this little monster put too much pressure on them!

Facing the overwhelming attacks, Xiruan clapped her little hands happily.

"Wow! So many toys! Come to me, all of you!"

She let out a delicate shout and, like playing whack-a-mole, began smashing at the flying magical treasures.

"Clang!"

The Fantian Seal was knocked flying by a bottle, smashing into some unknown side hall.

"Splat!"

The Demon Subduing Pestle was smashed into two pieces, its spiritual light extinguished, and it fell to the ground.

"Clatter!"

The Zhuxian Sword fared even worse, being bent at a ninety-degree angle and flying back with a mournful cry.

In just a few breaths, the square was filled with the clanging of magical treasures hitting the ground and the pained cries of the immortals.

The magical treasures of the Chan Sect immortals were either destroyed or damaged, their minds injured, and their faces turned pale.

They looked at the Baby who was rampaging in the center, their eyes filled with fear.

Just as the Jade Void Palace descended into chaos, a terrifying pressure descended from the Nine Heavens!

The wind on Kunlun Mountain stopped, the clouds scattered, and even the passage of time seemed to slow down.

The disciples of the Chan Sect trembled and crawled to prostrate themselves on the ground.

Xiruan raised her little head and saw a towering figure slowly emerging from the void above the Jade Void Palace.

Yuanshi Tianzun had finally arrived!

"Wicked creature!"

The two words exploded in the depths of everyone's primordial spirits.

"How dare you act presumptuously in the Jade Void Palace!"

Yuanshi Tianzun looked at Xiruan, as if looking at an ant that didn't know its place.

Xiruan puffed out her little chest and retorted righteously.

"Huh? You bad Second Uncle? You finally came out!"

"Didn't I just say no bullying Daddy? You even sent that guy named Taiyi to my door to collect debts!"

"I'm telling you, if you don't give me an explanation today, and don't pay back the money you owe my dad, I'm not leaving!"

Her milky voice was filled with dissatisfaction.

At her words, the entire scene fell silent.

The disciples of the Chan Sect kneeling on the ground had their eyeballs about to pop out.

She... she dared to speak to their Master like that? Did she know who she was talking to?!

Inside the Purple Cloud Palace, Master Tongtian's vision went black again.

It's over, it's all over.

He had completely offended Yuanshi now.

Yuanshi Tianzun was also angered to the point of laughter by Xiruan's words. He slowly raised his right hand and gently pointed at Xiruan.

A Jade Pure Divine Thunder shot from his fingertip, tearing through the void and instantly arriving before Xiruan.

This strike contained the supreme Dao principles of a Saint, enough to completely erase her from the river of time, leaving not a trace.

After this strike, the entire world would be purified.

"Wow! You can shoot lightning too!"

Xiruan exclaimed excitedly, raising her Baby Bottle to block it casually.

A look of shock appeared on Yuanshi Tianzun's face.

The Jade Pure Divine Thunder vanished without a trace the moment it touched the Baby Bottle.

Yuanshi Tianzun: "..."

How... how was that possible?

That was a full-powered strike of a Saint's Dao principles, and it was just... gone?

Without even a sound?

What exactly was that Baby Bottle?!

"Is that all?"

Xiruan pouted, her face filled with disappointment.

"It didn't even hurt as much as when that village bully's dog bit me earlier."

Yuanshi Tianzun clearly heard the contemptuous tone.

He, the dignified Heavenly Dao Saint, Yuanshi Tianzun of the Jade Pure, was actually being looked down upon by a baby?

Boundless rage surged from the depths of his heart once more.

"My turn!"

Xiruan, following the principle of "you hit me once, I hit you once," shouted charmingly, and swung the Baby Bottle towards Yuanshi Tianzun's big face.

"Presumptuous!"

Yuanshi Tianzun roared. He was the Dharma Body of a Saint, how could he be struck by such a mortal object?

He flicked his wide sleeve, intending to use the "Sleeve Universe" technique to capture this strange Baby Bottle.

The Baby Bottle actually pierced through his spatial divine ability, which he prided himself on, and hurtled towards his face.

"What?!"

Yuanshi Tianzun was greatly alarmed, finally realizing the strangeness of the Baby Bottle.

He disregarded his Saintly dignity and tilted his head back.

The Baby Bottle grazed his nose and flew past.

Yuanshi Tianzun immediately felt a burning pain on his face.

This scene had already stunned everyone.

A Saint... actually dodged? Forced to retreat in a sorry state by a bottle thrown by a baby?

"Huh? You can dodge too?"

Xiruan beckoned, and the Baby Bottle obediently flew back into her hand.

She looked at her bad Second Uncle in the sky, who was clearly flustered, and said earnestly, "Don't dodge, let me hit you once, just once!"

"After I hit you, we can properly discuss the matter of repayment."

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