"Bullshit. I'm a standard Assassin, with three red command cards, and my Noble Phantasm is red too, all right?" Shirou's eyes widened. "The Twentieth Hassan, the disciple acknowledged by King Hassan, should be this outstanding and this imaginative."
"But don't make us ride the missile with you! It's terrifying! It's terrifying!" Shishigou Kairi covered his mouth, feeling like he was about to throw up.
"Don't worry, I removed the warhead," Shirou reassured him. "Don't panic."
Shishigou Kairi: "..."
What's the point of removing the warhead when this much momentum is still attached to it?!
I studied physics, damn it! Please spare me!
"Master, you're being way too timid! I think it's pretty reliable."
Mordred shouted happily, like a child riding a roller coaster for the first time, finding it incredibly novel.
Except this roller coaster was nothing else but—a missile.
"Now this is exciting," Ruler said with interest. "It was just a little too short."
Shishigou Kairi curled his lips.
These Servants really had no regard at all for the feelings of a human like him when they said things like that...
Riding a missile was more thrilling than jumping off a building.
—And they had been riding it for nearly ten minutes already.
Jumping off a building only took a few seconds. Riding this missile had lasted so long that he almost felt like it had been a lifetime.
He felt like he was going to die.
"Waaaah—"
The missile was about to hit the ground, and even their voices were distorted.
"LawAias!"
The tremendous speed was completely nullified by the Seven Rings of the Heavenly Wall, and they landed safely!
Shishigou Kairi's hand trembled slightly as he adjusted his sunglasses.
Riding a missile really was an exciting experience.
Perhaps he was the only human to ever experience this