I'm Live Streaming in Douluo, and My Viewers Are All Bibi Dong!
Chapter 2

Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Is Bibi Dong Blind?

1,289 words4 min read32 views
15h ago

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: Bah! Shameless!]

[Cat Star Person Never Admits Defeat: Indeed.]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: ???]

"If Yu Xiaogang truly had any ability, who would care whether he could cultivate or not? He would have long since been recruited by some faction.

"Yu Yuanzhen would have brought him back long ago as well."

"How could he possibly have been left outside? Why would Yu Xiaogang be in a place like Nuoding Academy?"

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: That's true. A place that values talent as much as the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect would have recruited Yu Xiaogang long ago if he really had any ability.]

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: He's from the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Sect. Ning Fengzhi wouldn't recruit him.]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Oh, don't get hung up on it. It was just an example.]

[Cat Star Person Never Admits Defeat: Indeed.]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: ???]

The corner of Ye Mu's mouth twitched. This Cat Star Person really did love saying "indeed."

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Huh... wait, how could Yu Xiaogang see Spirit Hall's records? He shouldn't have been able to enter the Martial Soul Hall Library, right?]

Ye Mu smiled. "Little Witch, you spotted the blind spot."

"Don't rush. Let me continue."

"Because Yu Yuanzhen gave Yu Xiaogang so many resources, yet he still couldn't become a Soul Elder, many people in the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Sect began complaining bitterly."

"Yu Xiaogang knew that if this continued, even his father might end up in trouble, so he ran away from home. And he ended up at Spirit Hall."

"There, he met Bibi Dong, who was still the Saintess of Martial Soul Hall."

"Who knew how the previous Pope, Qian Xunji, had taught his student? It seemed he had only taught Bibi Dong how to cultivate, not how to guard against bad people."

"Bibi Dong was sweet-talked by Yu Xiaogang for a while, and then she fell for him."

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Ah!!!! A waste like Yu Xiaogang isn't even good-looking, yet Bibi Dong actually fell for him! Is she blind?!]

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: You got that right. She's blind! Blind!!!]

[Cat Star Person Never Admits Defeat: That really is rather absurd.]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: ???]

Bibi Dong's expression turned incomparably ugly. As expected of a Transmigrator, Ye Mu knew everything.

He wouldn't know about that incident too, would he?!

If he said it aloud, would she have any dignity left?!

Bibi Dong truly wanted to fly to Ye Mu's side and tie him up.

Unfortunately, she had far too many matters to deal with right now. Otherwise, she really would have set off already.

"And you call this absurd? We haven't even reached the more absurd parts yet."

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Hurry up and tell us!]

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: +1.]

[Cat Star Person Never Admits Defeat: +1.]

"Later, Qian Xunji couldn't stand it anymore and wanted to drive Yu Xiaogang away. Yet Bibi Dong actually planned to leave with Yu Xiaogang, even giving up her position as Saintess."

"Even Qian Xunji was dumbfounded."

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Holy crap! Is Yu Xiaogang really that charming? Or is Bibi Dong's eyesight truly that bad?]

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: Do you even need to ask? Yu Xiaogang is a complete waste. Even his own clan dislikes him. What charm could he possibly have? Bibi Dong had to be blind.]

[Cat Star Person Never Admits Defeat: Looks like something went wrong later.]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: Could it be that she was simply too young?]

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: Get lost!]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: !!!]

"Later, some unpleasant things happened." Ye Mu sighed softly. "Bibi Dong then remained in Spirit Hall, but her relationship with Qian Xunji fell to rock bottom—perhaps even lower."

"How should I put it? Yu Xiaogang was the chief culprit in this matter. But Qian Xunji and Bibi Dong both bore responsibility that they couldn't evade."

"It was fifty-fifty. Neither of them had any right to blame the other."

"After Yu Xiaogang left, he met Liu Erlong in Heaven Dou City. He intended to rely on Liu Erlong to research his bullshit theories."

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Don't tell me Liu Erlong fell for Yu Xiaogang too?]

"Congratulations, you guessed right!" Ye Mu found it absurd too.

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: ???]

[Cat Star Person Never Admits Defeat: ??]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: I don't understand, but I'm deeply shocked.]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Liu Erlong is someone with a chance of becoming a Title Douluo. How could she possibly fall for Yu Xiaogang?]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: I don't get it, I really don't. Is this what they call love?]

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: Blind Girl Number Two, Liu Erlong.]

[Cat Star Person Never Admits Defeat: Indeed.]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: Liu Erlong is just a bitch.]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Looking at you, you aren't Bibi Dong, are you?]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: ? How could that be? How could Her Holiness the Pope have so much free time?]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: True, but it seems your relationship with Liu Erlong isn't very good.]

"Yu Xiaogang was using Liu Erlong. Liu Erlong's Martial Soul was the Fire Dragon, and the Fire Dragon was a mutated Martial Soul of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon. Yu Xiaogang had read all the records of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Sect. There was no way he didn't know."

"Liu Erlong was Yu Luomian's illegitimate daughter—in other words, Yu Xiaogang's cousin!"

"The two of them even held a wedding later, though Yu Luomian stopped it."

"Yu Xiaogang even fled from the wedding, and once he fled, he was gone for decades."

"That just showed what kind of person he really was..."

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Bastard! How could there be such a bastard in this world?! Don't let me see him, or I'll beat him senseless!]

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: Only an idiot would treat someone like that as a treasure.]

[Cat Star Person Never Admits Defeat: Indeed.]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: Could it be that Bibi Dong no longer likes Yu Xiaogang now?]

Ye Mu waved his hand. "Impossible. Yu Xiaogang is like Bibi Dong's White Moonlight. Only a White Moonlight who has left or died has the strongest impact."

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: What is a White Moonlight?]

"A White Moonlight? You can think of it as your First Love, the most wonderful person.

"No one who comes afterward can replace them."

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: That's so fitting. I wonder whether I'll have a White Moonlight too.]

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: Could it be that a White Moonlight is someone you love but can never have? Are you sure you want that?]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Then forget it.]

In the Pope's Bedchamber, Bibi Dong's expression froze slightly.

"White Moonlight?"

"Hmph! I, Bibi Dong, could never have such a thing!"

"Just wait, Ye Mu. I'll personally cripple Yu Xiaogang!"

"I, Bibi Dong, definitely won't be the blind woman you all speak of."

"If I can cripple Yu Xiaogang, then I'll surpass Liu Erlong. Liu Erlong, you're the one who's blind!"

Ye Mu continued, "That's enough about Yu Xiaogang. Let's move on to another person. He's also very important."

End of Chapter
Novel
How was this translation?

Explore the wiki