I'm Live Streaming in Douluo, and My Viewers Are All Bibi Dong!
Chapter 39

Solving His Demon Pill With a Single Sword Strike

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Ye Mu touched his mouth.

There was nothing there at all. Liar!

"Alright, alright, I admit I really like watching."

"I'm a normal man too. Who wouldn't like this kind of thing?"

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Immortal Herb!]

"Later, later."

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Bad guy!]

Ignoring them, Ye Mu followed Tang San and Xiao Wu to the front of the Rose Hotel.

"Tsk... This is a couples' hotel. If Tang San and Xiao Wu have a child, wouldn't the future Tang Clan bloodline become Soul Beast Bloodline? Human blood would make up less than half."

"Tell me, would a child born like that be a baby or an egg?" Ye Mu asked curiously.

After all, Tang Xuanyu really was born from an egg later on.

This family was truly outrageous. None of the men had ever liked actual humans.

But Soul Beasts seemed rather tempting too.

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: That's an interesting question. It should be an egg, right? After all, it would have less than half human blood.]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: Hard to say. Tang San's human bloodline might be stronger, after all. You can't judge it by proportions.]

[Tyrannosaurus Tears Down the House Today: The Old Woman has a point.]

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: If it didn't take so long, I'd really like to try it.]

[Retired Sea God Administrator: It would be a normal baby.]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Sister, how do you know?]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: She's twice as old as I am, and you still call her sister?]

[Retired Sea God Administrator: Ignore her. One of our Seven Sacred Pillars is a Sea Witch. The Sea Witch's parents were in a human-beast relationship. Her mother was from the Mermaid Race. And when the Sea Witch was born, she was a normal baby.]

[Retired Sea God Administrator: But perhaps because the Mermaid Race is rather unique, the Sea Witch was born with a fish tail.]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: I see. But it seems there are still plenty of people in this world who share Tang Hao and Ye Mu's tastes.]

"That's slander!" Ye Mu was speechless. Why were they bringing this up again?

He just liked Soul Beasts, alright?

It wasn't like they couldn't take human form. And none of them were ugly once they transformed.

By then, Tang San had already arrived at the counter.

"One? There's only one room?" Tang San frowned slightly.

"That's right, there's only one room. But our rooms are very large, so two people can stay there without any problem."

"Fine, then book this room for me."

Just as the attendant was preparing to complete Tang San's registration,

a sudden voice interrupted him.

"This room should belong to me, shouldn't it?"

[Cat Star Person Never Admits Defeat: Dai Mubai!!!]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Hoh... So this is Dai Mubai. He looks pretty good, but he's openly holding Twins in his arms. He really knows how to play.]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: Disgusting!]

Watching Dai Mubai hold the Twins, Ye Mu felt a little envious.

What was going on?

Ahem...

"Sisters, Tang San will probably fight Dai Mubai in a moment."

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Fight! Fight!]

[Cat Star Person Never Admits Defeat: Ye Mu, help me teach Dai Mubai a lesson.]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Teach that bastard a lesson for my good sister. I'll give you ten thousand Gold Soul Coins afterward.]

Ye Mu's eyes lit up. "As expected of a rich lady. I'll take those ten thousand Gold Soul Coins. But let's wait a bit, until they finish fighting."

"Teaching Dai Mubai a lesson will be easy."

[Cat Star Person Never Admits Defeat: Thanks.]

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: I'll add another ten thousand. This Dai Mubai is too disgusting. He clearly has a fiancée, yet he's messing around outside. If it were me, I'd deal with his Demon Pill with one sword.]

"Hiss..." Ye Mu felt a chill between his legs.

Why was Qian Renxue so ruthless?

[Tyrannosaurus Tears Down the House Today: That's mild. If it were me, I'd chop off all four of his limbs, then slice his body into pieces.]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: I'd throw him into a spider den and poison him to death.]

[Blue Silver Sacrifice Specialist: Is... is that necessary?]

Ye Mu was getting scared. His viewers all seemed like people not to be messed with.

Would they join forces to deal with him someday?

Terrifying.

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Don't be afraid, Ye Mu.]

"Ahem... Nonsense. I'm not afraid at all." Ye Mu adjusted his clothes.

[Blue Silver Sacrifice Specialist: Um... Ye Mu, your legs were shaking just now.]

Ye Mu's expression stiffened. Irritated, he poked Lan Xiyue at his chest.

"Too much talk."

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. Be careful, Ye Mu. If you don't serve the sisters well enough, we'll make you just like Dai Mubai and the others.]

"Get lost."

Bang!

Ye Mu hurriedly looked inside the Rose Hotel.

At that moment, Dai Mubai and Tang San's fight had already begun.

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Why does Tang San's Blue Silver Grass Martial Soul seem so useless?]

[Tyrannosaurus Tears Down the House Today: It's fine against Soul Masters at the same level, but Dai Mubai's Soul Power is nearly ten levels higher. That makes it difficult.]

[Blue Silver Sacrifice Specialist: Entangling is an instinct of plant Martial Souls, so having a Plant-type Martial Soul follow the Control System is an extremely wrong decision. Not to mention a Blue Silver Grass Martial Soul. It doesn't have much strength to begin with, and he still wants to be Control System? He'd struggle even as a Support-type Soul Master.]

[Retired Sea God Administrator: Sigh...]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: Tang San should count as Tang Chen's junior, right? What, you don't like it?]

[Retired Sea God Administrator: What happened between Tang Chen and me has nothing to do with the Clear Sky Sect. Don't worry either. I won't come looking for revenge, nor will I leave Sea God Island.]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: Sensible.]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Pope Sister, are you afraid? Bo Saixi is a level ninety-nine Limit Douluo.]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: What's there to fear? I'm the Pope, after all. If Bo Saixi comes to kill me, wouldn't that mean going to war with Spirit Hall? She isn't stupid.]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: No matter how much Qian Daoliu likes her, would he really watch her destroy Spirit Hall?]

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: Shut up!]

Ye Mu laughed happily. Women arguing was quite interesting.

Tang San and Dai Mubai's battle ended very quickly.

"That fight ended really fast. Tang San only had many tricks up his sleeve. If he only had his Blue Silver Grass Martial Soul, he would have been finished long ago."

[Blue Silver Sacrifice Specialist: That's right. That Yu Xiaogang is simply Waste.]

[Rakshasa Sister Not Short of Money: Waste!]

[Heaven Dou Empress Little Angel: Waste!]

[Tyrannosaurus Tears Down the House Today: Waste!]

[Little Witch of the Glazed Tile Sect: Should I say Waste too? Otherwise, I'll seem like I don't fit in.]

"Sisters, I'm going in. I'm going to beat Dai Mubai senseless!"

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