Come into the room with me

"Go on, hit me. Let's see where you dare hit me."

Wang Yixue rolled her eyes.

Someone as cute as me would definitely cry for a long time after one punch.

"No, what exactly do you want? Just give it to me straight."

Tang Yu shook his head hard, his tone heavy.

If this video got out, he would really be finished!

Fuck, had anyone ever seen a villain survive after kissing the male lead's harem?

A cuckold could never defeat the God of Pure Love!

"Come on, into the room with me."

Wang Yixue had already learned how to keep Tang Yu in check. Delighted beyond measure, she grabbed his arm and urged him along.

"No... I absolutely can't."

Tang Yu desperately shook his head. Every cell in his body was resisting.

"Don't make me get rough, okay? Come on, into the room with me."

"..."

Under Wang Yixue's repeated threats, Tang Yu obediently followed her into the room after all.

Fine, we're just going into the room. That's still better than having the video sent out.

If she really tries anything funny, I'll defend my innocence to the death.

How could a dignified villain let the female lead push him down?

Hearing Tang Yu muttering to himself, Wang Yixue laughed madly inside.

This guy sure knew how to dream.

Wang Yixue was unquestionably one of Suhang's most distinguished young ladies, flawless in every respect, without the slightest fault to pick at.

But her room, well, that was another matter entirely.

This was Tang Yu's first time entering her boudoir.

The room was a complete mess. Things were scattered everywhere, and several pieces of clothing had been tossed onto the bed and sofa.

Tang Yu glanced around and immediately spotted a pair of little black panties.

This woman's room is way too messy. She just throws everything around.

But these black stockings are pretty nice. A cheongsam with black stockings? I can totally get behind that.

Damn, why are there fishnet stockings too? I don't like those. Even white stockings are better than that stuff.

"Why is your room such a mess? Don't you have anyone clean it up?"

Tang Yu deliberately put on a stern face and spoke coldly.

He refused to believe it. Even the dogs back home walked around him.

Would it really be that hard to draw some hatred from a proud beauty like her?

"Wasn't I just about to have someone come clean it?"

Wang Yixue smiled sweetly, staring hard at Tang Yu.

"???"

Tang Yu was full of question marks. She wanted him to clean her room?

"Hurry up. Other people would kill for the chance to clean my room. Besides, it's not like you haven't helped me clean before. Back in college, you cleaned up for me several times!"

Wang Yixue smiled smugly, like a little fox that had tricked meat out of a crow's beak.

"Just this once."

Tang Yu snorted coldly and helped clean up with a deliberately frosty face.

It's just cleaning a room. Better than doing something else.

But wait, can stockings carry athlete's foot? What if it gets passed on to me?

Once I'm done, I'd better wash my hands properly.

Wang Yixue, who had been happily eavesdropping on his thoughts, had her face instantly darken.

You're the one with fucking athlete's foot!

She snorted and asked,

"During all the years we were apart, aside from being Su Muyue's simp, did you have contact with any other girls?"

"I wasn't Su Muyue's simp. That was just an act, so it would be easier for me to fool around with other girls in private. To be honest, I have four girlfriends now."

Knowing that women hated unfaithful men the most, Tang Yu did not hesitate to smear himself.

Stupid, right? Do you think I'm disgusting now? Fucking hilarious. I've been busy playing the simp these past few years—I haven't even touched a girl's hand, okay?

If you're unhappy, hurry up and kick me out. Remember this: rich and handsome men like me can't be relied on!

"Is that so? I never expected you to be such a fickle man. Looks like I misjudged you."

Wang Yixue's expression brightened again.

"You really did misjudge me. Chasing you back then was just for fun too."

Tang Yu provocatively said this while skillfully folding the quilt.

All right, you can get mad now. Hurry up and kick me out. Why are you torturing me?

"Oh? Then when you chased me for fun back then, what was it about me that caught your eye?"

"Because you were easy to fool." Tang Yu activated taunt mode.

Because you were pretty, obviously. If you hadn't been beautiful, elegant, and had such a great figure back then, who the fuck would've chased you?

"Hmph, you scumbag."

Wang Yixue pretended to be displeased, while inside she was bubbling with happiness.

What came out of someone's mouth might not be the truth.

But what they thought in their heart would never lie!

That one "scumbag" made Tang Yu overjoyed. This woman really could not stand him anymore.

He had to find a way to anger her a little more, so she would get mad and kick him out.

He did not know how to make women like him, but making women want to spit at him? Wasn't that easy?

His eyes rolled, and his gaze locked onto a cute white bra.

I'll just act like a sleazy creep in my true colors. Let's see if you still aren't disgusted by me.

"Your taste really isn't that great. Want me to personally pick out a few for you sometime?"

He deliberately picked it up, revealing a lecherous grin as he turned to smile obscenely at Wang Yixue.

Click.

The sound of a camera shutter rang out instantly.

Holding her phone, Wang Yixue sighed.

"Oh dear, I accidentally took a picture. It just so happens that I've preserved the evidence of your crime. First you kissed me, and now you're doing this sort of thing. How am I supposed to protect my reputation as a young woman?"

"???"

Tang Yu was dumbfounded.

Holy shit, why aren't you playing by the rules? Why did you take a candid picture with your phone?

Shouldn't the normal plot be for you to call me a pervert and tell me to get out?

It's only been a few years! How did you become so scheming? Wake up, this isn't your character setting!

"Sigh, what should I do? My ex-boyfriend is harassing me like this. If word gets out, it'll be hard for me to face people."

Wang Yixue sighed, her eyes curving into crescents with laughter.

Tang Yu was completely numb.

Fuck, this was absolutely not something Wang Yixue in the original novel would do!

"I was joking. Don't do this."

Tang Yu sheepishly put down the bra in his hand, folded it obediently, and placed it together with the other clothes to be washed.

Fine, I admit defeat. I won't do anything, all right?

Just lie flat!

He had originally wanted to lie low and avoid Ye Chen!

Now it seemed that aside from Ye Chen, he also had to lie low and avoid these female leads themselves!

Wang Yixue happily whistled twice.

With these weaknesses in her grasp, wouldn't this guy have to obediently listen to her from now on?

Hehe, don't even think about running away.

"Oh, right, let's talk about something serious."

Seeing that Tang Yu was nearly done cleaning, Wang Yixue smiled and said, "I'm thinking of investing in new energy recently. What do you think?"

Tang Yu's eyes lit up. Good heavens, she had finally gotten on the right track!

Although Ye Chen was an idiot, that did not stop him from playing matchmaker for him today!

That's right, I am the number-one villain who repays grievances with kindness!

You two should hurry up and fall in love, so I can retire early and enjoy a life of comfort!

"New energy? That's a great business. Over the next ten years, new energy will surely rule the business world. The state is also strongly supporting it, so this opportunity absolutely cannot be missed."

He gave an approving thumbs-up.

Hurry up and get into new energy. Believe in yourself—this project will definitely make a fortune.

That's assuming there's no problem with the partner. Hilarious, the company they're partnering with is Fals, right? That company is a complete trap.

When the project blows up in her hands, it'll be Ye Chen's turn to make his entrance.

So that's how it is. I get it now. The plot is still fine. Wang Yixue and Ye Chen's argument today was setting the stage for their relationship to deepen.

Once Ye Chen steps in and saves Wang Yixue, she'll definitely be consumed with guilt and fall for Ye Chen. You dog of an author, was this part of your calculations too?