You're This Wild?

Since he'd been drinking, Tang Yu called two bodyguards from the Tang Family to come pick him up.

Don't drink and drive!

Don't drive and drink!

In every urban power fantasy, there was a villain who died in a drunk-driving accident!

If you wanted to live to see the ending, you had to stay alert enough to survive the protagonist!

Once a black Rolls-Royce pulled up, Tang Yu got into the back seat with Su Muyue on his back.

One of the bodyguards got out and drove his Poison back to the Tang Family.

The two luxury cars drove one behind the other, and Tang Yu rather liked the feeling.

Being rich was fucking awesome.

If Ye Chen didn't exist in this world, it'd be even more perfect!

Su Muyue's cheeks were flushed from the alcohol. She looked much cuter than she did when she wore that sour look every day.

Suddenly, she giggled and let her head loll onto Tang Yu's shoulder.

"Move."

Tang Yu pushed her head away without hesitation.

The bodyguard driving caught sight of them in the rearview mirror and nearly drove the car into the river.

Good grief.

Was this really the young master who used to be such a lovesick puppy?

The young master had spent three years licking her boots, rain or shine.

Even the most loyal dog would have to admit that the young master was better at being one.

He'd also heard from his coworkers that they'd seen the young master lick Miss Su's high heels with their own eyes.

Once, the young master's father had even gotten so angry at his son's lack of self-respect that he'd beaten him senseless.

They said that day he'd snapped several belts and beaten the young master straight into the hospital.

But the very next day, the young master had sneaked out of the hospital with a bouquet of roses and gone right back to wait for Miss Su to get off work.

Su Muyue just giggled after he pushed her away, then snuggled up to Tang Yu again.

In a voice so sweet and soft it was hard to imagine, she said, "I just want to cling to you."

"???"

Tang Yu stared at her with a face full of question marks, then remembered.

When this woman was very young, her mother had died of cancer.

Her father, Su Zhongshan, was a proud and ambitious man, busy with restoring the Su Family and rarely had time for her. He'd also been extremely strict with her.

Loneliness and pressure had made her stubborn and fiercely competitive. She'd grown colder and more independent with time.

That mask of coldness shielded her. It kept everyone at a distance while protecting her, too.

But once she got drunk, she'd take the mask off completely, revealing her clingy, vulnerable side, like a puppy that trusted someone without reservation.

But!!!

Why were you showing this side to me!!!

"Holy crap, why are you getting handsy?"

Seeing Su Muyue trying to climb on top of him, Tang Yu struggled to push her away.

But he'd overestimated himself.

Thanks to the brain-dead author's character settings, he was just an ordinary rich, handsome villain with absolutely no fighting ability.

Meanwhile, Su Muyue, the first female lead, had some martial arts training.

She could take on two or three burly men without breaking a sweat.

Tang Yu's fighting ability was worse than a single burly man's. Trying to outmuscle her was just asking to be humiliated!

Once Su Muyue climbed on top of him, she started giggling.

"Come on, give me a kiss."

She puckered her lips and began bobbing her head, inching closer to Tang Yu.

"Holy crap, don't come any closer!! Lao Wang, pull her off me!"

Tang Yu tried to fight back, but she'd pinned both his hands down tight.

All he could do was shake his head to dodge her.

Fuck, if she pinned him down and kissed him senseless—

Wouldn't she kill him when she sobered up and remembered this?

"Young master, I'm driving. I can't help you while we're on the overpass," the bodyguard said helplessly, enjoying the show as he silently looked down on his young master.

Fuck, a beautiful woman was throwing herself at you, and you were pretending to be some gentleman?

If you were really that impressive, why'd you spend three years licking her boots?

Tang Yu struggled and struggled, and Su Muyue still couldn't land a kiss on his mouth.

But his face didn't escape unscathed. A few red lipstick marks were left behind.

After a few successful kisses, she gave a satisfied burp and stared at Tang Yu.

"I kissed you so many times. Why won't you kiss me?"

"Holy crap, you're this wild???"

Tang Yu was about to cry.

Goddammit, how could she act like this?

This wasn't Su Muyue. This was a fucking lust-crazed female demon!

"You stopped licking me, didn't you? You said you'd lick me for the rest of your life! You broke your promise."

Su Muyue pouted, her voice tinged with hurt.

"But I licked you for three years and still didn't get anywhere."

"Then why not try licking me for another three years?"

"What if I do?"

"You'll turn into a big lovesick puppy."

Su Muyue giggled.

"..." Tang Yu felt that this woman was really drunk off her ass. The way she switched moods was unreal.

Su Muyue suddenly pressed her face against his and gently rubbed it against his, sounding aggrieved.

"I'm sorry. I know you're upset. How about I lick you instead? Don't ignore me."

Her sudden attempt at acting cute nearly broke through Tang Yu's defenses.

But seconds after saying that, she fell asleep on top of him.

Tang Yu let out a long breath. The woman had finally settled down.

If she kept at it, she might've ruined his pure, untainted body.

After another ten minutes or so, the car finally returned to the Tang Family home.

Tang Yu didn't plan to take Su Muyue back to her place. She was drunk out of her mind, and he'd have no way to explain himself to the Su Family.

Besides, the Tang Family house was huge. There was plenty of room for her to rest.

He'd just gotten out of the car with Su Muyue on his back when he spotted his old man, Tang Gangcheng, standing at the gate.

Tang Gangcheng's face was black as coal.

Half an hour ago, he'd been relaxing at home and scrolling on his phone when an old friend suddenly sent him a video link.

He'd clicked it and seen his son sitting there with a lecherous grin, drinking with four women in his arms.

The guy had even been shouting something like, "I'm not a playboy. I just want to give them all a home."

It had made him furious.

That little bastard. He'd finally managed to arrange a marriage alliance for him, and he'd already let his true colors show?

Now he saw Tang Yu getting out of the car with a woman on his back and lipstick all over his face.

He slowly pulled out his belt.

When a father sees his son still alive, he draws the Seven Wolves.

"Holy crap, Dad, calm down first."

Tang Yu was so scared he nearly jumped. He'd already guessed what his old man was about to do!

"Calm down? You've got some nerve, kid. We just finalized your marriage, and you're already showing your true colors? You even brought a woman home to fool around with?"

Tang Gangcheng let out a cold laugh and tightened his grip on the belt.

"This isn't some other woman. It's Su Muyue."

"I went drinking with her. That short video was just for fun. Qin Ming asked me to help him film it because he said it'd get him more followers."

Tang Yu hurriedly passed the blame along.

Tang Gangcheng stared for a few seconds before realizing that it really was his future daughter-in-law.

His expression softened a little, and he slowly tucked the belt away.

Several bodyguards who'd been hiding nearby stepped out from the shadows, looking a little embarrassed.

Tang Gangcheng had stationed them around the place to stop Tang Yu from running away.

Mother Tang, Xie Hongying, came out too, carrying a box of Yunnan Baiyao.

"Well, would you look at that. The whole beat-you-up-and-treat-you package."