Are you this wild?

Because he had been drinking, Tang Yu called two bodyguards from the Tang family to come and pick him up.

Don't drink and drive!

Don't drive and drink!

In every urban power fantasy novel, there is always a villain who gets killed because of drunk driving!

If I want to survive until the finale, I must have enough safety awareness to survive the protagonist's hands!

After a black Rolls-Royce pulled up, Tang Yu carried Su Muyue on his back and they both sat in the back seat.

One of the bodyguards got out of the car to drive his Veneno back to the Tang residence.

With the two luxury cars driving one after the other on the road, Tang Yu felt it was actually quite nice.

Being a rich man is truly damn satisfying.

If only Ye Chen didn't exist in this world, it would be even more perfect!

The drunken Su Muyue had a flushed face, looking much cuter than her usual sour-faced expression.

She suddenly let out a giggle, tilted her head, and leaned it onto Tang Yu's shoulder.

"Get off."

Tang Yu pushed her head away without a moment's hesitation.

The bodyguard driving the car saw this scene in the rearview mirror and nearly drove the car into the river.

My goodness.

Is this really the same simp young master as before?

The young master of the past had been simping for three years, rain or shine.

Even the most loyal dog would look at the young master and exclaim that he was the true expert at being a dog.

He had even heard from other colleagues that they had seen the young master lick this Miss Su's high heels.

Once, the young master's father was so furious at his son's lack of dignity that he gave him a solid beating.

It was said that several leather belts were broken that day, and the young master was beaten into the hospital.

Yet the very next day, the young master snuck out of the hospital, bought a bouquet of roses, and went back to wait for Miss Su to get off work.

Pushed away, Su Muyue just giggled foolishly and leaned back onto Tang Yu.

She said in an unimaginably sweet and soft tone, "I just want to stick to you."

"???"

Tang Yu was full of question marks, then he remembered.

When this woman was very young, her mother passed away from cancer.

Her father, Su Zhongshan, had a very strong-willed personality; he was busy revitalizing the Su family and had little time to accompany her, while also being extremely strict with her.

Under loneliness and pressure, she developed a stubborn and competitive personality, becoming increasingly cold and independent.

This mask of coldness shrouded her, allowing her to reject everyone from getting close while also protecting herself.

But once she was drunk, she would completely take off this mask, revealing her fragile and clingy side, just like a puppy that trusted people unconditionally.

But!!!

Why are you showing this side to me!!!

"Damn it, why are you getting handsy?"

Seeing Su Muyue trying to climb all over him, Tang Yu tried hard to push her away.

But he had overestimated himself.

Because of the brain-dead author's setting, he, as the villain, was just an ordinary rich and handsome man with quite poor combat power.

And Su Muyue, as the first female lead, had a certain foundation in martial arts.

Dealing with two or three grown men was a piece of cake for her.

Tang Yu, whose combat power was not even as good as a single grown man, was simply asking for humiliation by competing in strength against her!

After Su Muyue climbed onto him, she started giggling.

"Come on, give me a kiss."

She pursed her lips and began to sway her head, inching closer to Tang Yu.

"Damn it, don't come over here!! Old Wang, for heaven's sake, pull her off!"

Tang Yu tried hard to resist, but his hands were already pinned down tightly by her.

He could only shake his head desperately to dodge.

Damn it, if he really let her pin him down and kiss him, wouldn't she kill him once she sobered up and remembered this?

"Young master, I'm driving; I can't help you while we're on the elevated highway."

The bodyguard ate his melon while sighing helplessly, secretly despising his young master in his heart.

Damn it, a beauty is throwing herself at you, why are you acting like such a saint?

If you're really that badass, why don't you go be a simp for three years?

Under Tang Yu's constant struggling, Su Muyue failed to land a kiss on his lips after several attempts.

However, Tang Yu's face didn't escape unscathed, as it was left with several red lipstick marks.

After landing a few kisses, she let out a satisfied hiccup and stared intensely at Tang Yu.

"I've kissed you so many times, why won't you kiss me back?"

"Are you freaking kidding me with this wild behavior???"

Tang Yu was on the verge of tears.

Damn it, how could she be like this?

This isn't Su Muyue; this is a thirsty little succubus.

"Who told you to stop simping for me? You said you'd simp for me for the rest of your life! You're going back on your word."

Su Muyue pouted, her tone carrying a hint of sadness.

"But I simped for three years and didn't get anywhere."

"Then why don't you try simping for another three years?"

"What happens if I try?"

"You'll become a big simp."

Su Muyue said with a giggle.

"..." Tang Yu felt this woman was truly wasted; her mood swings were incredible.

Su Muyue suddenly pressed her face against Tang Yu's and began to rub against him gently, saying aggrievedly.

"I'm sorry, okay? I know you're upset, so how about I simp for you instead? Please don't ignore me."

She suddenly started acting spoiled, and Tang Yu really couldn't handle it for a moment.

But just a few seconds after she said that, she passed out on top of Tang Yu.

Tang Yu let out a long sigh; this woman had finally quieted down.

If she kept messing around, he feared his pure and unsullied body would be ruined by her.

After the car drove for another ten minutes or so, it finally arrived back at the Tang residence.

Tang Yu didn't intend to send Su Muyue back; she was so drunk that it would be hard to explain things to the Su family.

Anyway, the Tang house was big, and there was plenty of room for her to rest.

Just as he got out of the car with Su Muyue on his back, Tang Yu saw his old man, Tang Gangcheng, standing at the main gate.

Tang Gangcheng's face was as black as coal at this moment.

Half an hour ago, he was resting at home playing on his phone when an old friend suddenly sent him a video link.

He clicked on it and saw his own son looking lecherous while hugging four women and drinking.

The guy was even shouting things like, "I'm not a scumbag, I just want to give them all a home."

This had infuriated him to no end.

This little beast, he had gone through so much trouble to finalize the marriage arrangement for him, and he was already showing his true colors?

Now, seeing Tang Yu get out of the car carrying a woman, with his face covered in lipstick marks.

He slowly pulled out his leather belt.

Seeing his son still alive, the father drew his "Seven Wolves" belt.

"Holy crap, Dad, calm down first."

Tang Yu was so scared he nearly jumped; he had already guessed what his old man wanted to do!

"Calm down? You're something else, kid. The marriage was just finalized, and you're already showing your true nature, right? Bringing women home to mess around?"

Tang Gangcheng sneered, gripping the belt tightly in his hand.

"This isn't just anyone, it's Su Muyue."

"I went drinking with her. That short video was just a joke; Qin Ming asked me to help film it, saying he wanted to gain followers."

Tang Yu hurriedly shifted the blame.

Tang Gangcheng stared at her for a few moments before realizing it really was his future daughter-in-law.

This softened his expression a little, and he slowly tucked the belt back in.

Several bodyguards hiding in the vicinity also emerged from the shadows, their faces showing a hint of embarrassment.

They had been arranged by Tang Gangcheng to keep watch and prevent Tang Yu from running away.

Tang's mother, Xie Hongying, also walked out, holding a box of Yunnan Baiyao in her hand.

"Good grief, a one-stop service for a beating and the treatment."