Wang Yixue, Something's Wrong with You Too

"My grandfather is still asleep and resting. Sit down and have some tea first."

After greeting him, Wang Yixue took the initiative to make tea for Tang Yu, though a trace of bitterness flashed through her eyes.

After she and Tang Yu broke up back then, they had barely kept in touch.

It was only at a class reunion last month that she learned she had misunderstood Tang Yu back then.

She had regretted it deeply ever since.

Because all these years, she had never been able to let him go!

But everything was already too late. Just now, she had learned that the Tang Family and the Su Family were joining in marriage.

Tang Yu, however, did not think that much about it. He simply watched Wang Yixue make tea.

The way she made tea was truly pleasing to the eye. Dressed in an exceptionally fitting qipao, she turned tea-making into an artistic performance.

[Well, well, even making tea looks this good. Su Muyue is first beauty my ass. In my opinion, Wang Yixue is Suhang's number one beauty, okay?]

[Look at that temperament, those tea-making movements. Su Muyue is nowhere near her. That woman walks around with a sour face all day like I owe her money.]

[A marriage alliance? Alliance my ass. Sooner or later, I've got to find a way to call off this damned engagement.]

As Tang Yu's complaints rang out, Wang Yixue's hand trembled, and her movements instantly fell into disarray. She nearly dropped the teacup onto the floor.

Her eyes widened as she stared at Tang Yu in disbelief.

There was no mistake. It had to be Tang Yu's voice!

Though he had not opened his mouth, she had heard it with perfect clarity!

"Are you all right?"

Seeing Wang Yixue suddenly make a mistake, Tang Yu casually asked after her.

"I'm fine."

Wang Yixue shook her head, her emotions instantly stirring.

Could she hear this guy's inner thoughts?

And he even thought she was the number one beauty?

Hmph. This guy clearly had never forgotten her all these years, yet he still insisted on pretending to be a simp!

Delighted, she deliberately asked, "I heard you got engaged to Su Muyue today? Congratulations. You finally got what you wanted."

"Huh? Well... it's a long story. Anyway, marriage is absolutely impossible."

Tang Yu refused to admit it even if it killed him.

[Marriage my ass. Su Muyue is the one screwing around, okay?]

[That crazy bitch has someone else in her heart, yet she deliberately used me as a shield for her little act.]

[Sigh, the author is an idiot too. What ex-girlfriend? Such a tiny misunderstanding—couldn't they just clear it up? It's fine for the protagonist to build a harem, but why is it so damned hard for the villain to date?]

Hearing those complaints, Wang Yixue became even happier.

However, she did not quite understand what he meant by author and villain.

Holding the teapot, Wang Yixue poured Tang Yu a cup of tea, then deliberately sat beside him and asked softly, "What happened between you two? Are you having relationship problems?"

"There is no relationship. We're friends. Why are you asking that?"

Tang Yu sensed something and frowned slightly.

As an experienced villain, he knew that if he wanted to lie low, the best method was to stay far away from these female leads.

Whether she was the first female lead or the ninety-ninth!

His tone carried a hint of coldness, but his inner thoughts betrayed him.

[Holy shit, why did she suddenly sit so close to me? Her leg is pressed against mine.]

[She smells so good. Is that her natural scent?]

[Those legs are so white. Ah, pfft, those clothes are so... forget it, they're just beautiful.]

Wang Yixue felt both happy and shy.

This guy had not praised her like this even when they were dating.

With an amused smile on her lips, she leaned closer again and said softly, "Nothing. I just wanted to apologize to you. I misunderstood you back then."

"It doesn't matter. I don't care either. And why are you leaning so close?"

Tang Yu deliberately put on an annoyed expression.

[I've already put on such a sour face. Why aren't you getting the hell away from me? Do female leads in wish-fulfillment novels have no dignity at all?]

[But now that I look carefully, she really is adorable. Her skin is fucking incredible.]

[Her eyes are beautiful, and her figure and temperament are beyond reproach. Just stop coming closer. This young master really can't take it!]

Wang Yixue tried hard not to laugh.

This guy said no with his mouth, but his body was honest.

Adorable—she liked this kind of contrast.

"Why are you being so fierce with me? You were my first love. Can't I be a little closer to you?"

Biting her lip with a wronged expression, Wang Yixue took the opportunity to hug Tang Yu's arm.

"Watch your distance. We're just friends now."

Tang Yu darkened his face and swiftly pulled his arm back, his tone icy.

"We broke up years ago. This won't work on me. I don't like Su Muyue, and I won't eat your returned grass."

[Holy shit, how can you do this? Ramming into me with those balls was one thing, but now you're hugging my arm too? That's cheating.]

[Please act normal. This isn't your usual style. Shouldn't you be keeping every man except Ye Chen at arm's length?]

[Still, I'm so jealous of my own hand. It would be great if she were holding my head instead. I want to be a boob pillow.]

Wang Yixue finally could not hold it in anymore and burst out laughing.

Her laughter left Tang Yu staring blankly.

She really was beautiful, but something was fucking wrong with this woman!

He had already treated her so coldly! And she could still put up with it?

The female leads in wish-fulfillment novels treated every man besides the protagonist like livestock!

After he treated her this way, she should have immediately turned hostile and left, never to speak to him again—or even held a grudge against him!

Only then could he stay far away from Ye Chen, the Son of Luck, and lie low.

In short, the first rule for surviving in a wish-fulfillment novel was not to steal women from the protagonist!

As long as he lay low, with his resources, would he ever lack women? His life mattered most!

"What are you laughing at?"

Tang Yu said with a straight face, shifting to the side to put some distance between them.

He was scared of this woman now. It was one thing for Su Muyue to be acting strange today, but had Wang Yixue gone crazy too?

"I thought of something happy."

Wang Yixue answered with a charming smile.

[Fuck it, forget it. I'm scared of you. I'll go hide in the bathroom for a while, all right?]

Tang Yu decided to exercise his subjective initiative. If he could not afford to provoke her, he could at least hide from her, right?

Just as he was about to get up and slip away, Wang Yixue rose before him.

She had only taken two steps when she suddenly cried out and performed a classic flat-ground fall.

[Ha! As expected of a wish-fulfillment novel's female lead. The classic flat-ground fall.]

Tang Yu immediately found it amusing.

A sly smile flashed across Wang Yixue's face.

She let out a pained cry, rubbed her ankle, and looked pitifully at Tang Yu. "I've fallen down, and you still won't pull me up?"

Tang Yu had originally wanted to refuse.

But on second thought, what if he acted too coldly and offended her so badly that she held a grudge?

Women were all petty, especially when he was something like an ex-boyfriend.

If she ended up together with Ye Chen and deliberately badmouthed him, would that not draw aggro onto him?

So he walked over with a cold expression and reached out to pull Wang Yixue up from the floor.

The moment Wang Yixue got to her feet, she lost her balance and fell into Tang Yu's arms.

Tang Yu only wanted to curse.

Wasn't this script fucking wrong?

Was this kind of treatment something a villain like him could have?

[Stay calm. This is definitely a sugar-coated bullet.]

[She's supposed to become a woman in Ye Chen's harem. Hurry up, help her steady herself, then get the hell out.]

Lying in Tang Yu's arms, Wang Yixue could not help feeling annoyed when she heard his inner thoughts.

A woman in Ye Chen's harem?

Who the fuck was Ye Chen?

Would she become his harem woman? Was he worthy?

With a wronged expression and tears glimmering in her eyes, she looked at Tang Yu and said, "Tang Yu, I think I sprained my ankle. It hurts whenever I walk."