Douluo: Life Simulator - Saving Zhang Lexuan at the Start
Chapter 33

Dual Gods Descend, Xuan Zi's Life Countdown

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"Xuan Zi, oh Xuan Zi, the happier you laugh now, the more miserably you'll cry later."

Su Chen looked at the simulator panel, a wicked smirk curling the corners of his mouth.

"If I let you get away today, I'll cut off 'Dio' right here and now and go be sisters with Zhang Lexuan!"

Watching the old glutton step by step into the trap within the simulator, Su Chen was instantly amused.

This simulator offered two great joys:

First, eating, sleeping, and beating up Tang San.

Second, watching Xuan Zi, the Captain of the Shrek Inspection Team, get humiliated.

If these two clowns were gone, this dull simulation life would lose half its fun!

[At this moment, on the outskirts of the Sunset Forest.]

[Elder Ma's palms were sweating nervously; with that look of facing a formidable enemy, anyone who didn't know better would think he was the one about to absorb a hundred-thousand-year soul ring.]

["Operation begins."]

[You gave a low shout and instantly activated your Fishing Plan.]

[Buzz--!]

[You deliberately stopped suppressing your aura, the light from the soul rings at your feet flared brilliantly, and you shot toward the depths of the Sunset Forest like a meteor, making no attempt to hide.]

[Meanwhile, Elder Ma gritted his teeth according to the plan and retreated rapidly in the opposite direction.]

[Hidden in the shadows, Xuan Zi was gnawing on a chicken leg when he saw this scene and froze.]

["Hmm? Splitting up? What kind of trick is this?"]

[A flicker of doubt crossed his greasy face. Could it be that these two fellows had discovered his trail?]

[But the next second, his gaze was locked firmly onto the dazzling light radiating from your body.]

["This... how is this possible?!"]

[Xuan Zi even forgot to chew the meat in his mouth.]

[One yellow, two purple, one black!]

[Such a heaven-defying soul ring configuration was unheard of! Even the top geniuses in the Shrek Inner Court couldn't achieve a ten-thousand-year fourth ring!]

[In his shock, he even overlooked your second soul ring, which was also an over-the-limit thousand-year ring.]

["A ten-thousand-year fourth ring... this child must not be left alive!"]

[A flash of ruthlessness crossed Xuan Zi's eyes.]

[He knew very well that you were here to hunt soul beasts. If you were allowed to absorb another sixty-thousand-year soul ring, your strength would skyrocket.]

[By then, at the next Continental Advanced Soul Master Academy Elite Tournament, the glory of Shrek would likely be ruined by this young man!]

["For the glory of Shrek, the old man has no choice but to play the villain."]

[Xuan Zi found a high-sounding excuse for himself, abandoned Elder Ma without hesitation, and transformed into an afterimage, chasing toward your direction at high speed.]

[Entering the depths of the Sunset Forest, you stopped behind a hidden bush.]

["Come out, my Stand."]

[With a thought, you released the Bionic Body through your martial soul.]

[As light and shadow twisted, a figure identical to you appeared out of thin air.]

[Whether it was the soul ring configuration, soul power fluctuations, or that arrogant temperament, it was exactly the same.]

[If one had to point out a difference, it would be that a faint, imperceptible gray aura of death lingered between the brows of this Bionic Body.]

[This was a "surprise" you had prepared specifically for Xuan Zi.]

[After finishing all this, you suppressed your entire aura and lurked in the canopy of a nearby tree like a ghost.]

[The show is about to begin.]

[You took out a handful of melon seeds and quietly watched your Bionic Body begin its solo performance.]

[No sooner had you released the perfect Bionic Body than a terrifying pressure descended from the sky!]

[Taotie Douluo, Xuan Zi, had arrived!]

[The aura of a level 98 Super Douluo was released without reservation, feeling like a massive mountain pressing down from above.]

[However, your Bionic Body stood in place, motionless, with a strange smile still hanging on its lips.]

[This was the terrifying aspect of the Bionic Body—it not only perfectly inherited all your abilities but also possessed endless soul power (infinite mana) and double the massive vitality of the original body (double health bar)!]

["Go!"]

[The Bionic Body raised its hand and waved, and two figures appeared out of thin air.]

[Jiamian! And... Tianwu Douluo!]

["That is... a Title Douluo?!"]

[Xuan Zi's pupils shrank violently, his face full of astonishment.]

He never expected that a kid who appeared to have only quasi-Spirit King cultivation could actually control puppets at the Title Douluo level!

"This brat must not be left alive!"

Killing intent surged in the heart of Xuan Zi.

To be able to use such evil arts to control a Title Douluo at such a young age—if he were allowed to grow, wouldn't the very heavens of the Douluo Continent be torn apart by him?

"Devilish Heresy! Today, this old man shall act on behalf of the heavens!"

ROAR--!

Xuan Zi let out a furious roar and immediately activated his Avatar of Martial Soul! The phantom of a massive Taotie Divine Ox spanned the horizon, crashing toward the two puppets with the power to destroy the world.

In the face of absolute power, fancy tricks were meaningless.

In just one exchange, Jiamian and Tianwu Douluo were like paper, shattered on the spot by Xuan Zi and transformed into specks of light filling the sky!

Reinforcements successful!

After shattering the puppets, Xuan Zi did not slow down, charging straight toward your Bionic Body like a meteorite!

Closer! Even closer!

Watching the Bionic Body stand motionless in place, a cold sneer curled the corners of Xuan Zi's mouth.

"Are you at your wit's end? Then die for me!"

At this moment, Xuan Zi felt as if he had already seen the scene of you bleeding on the spot, and he had even begun to celebrate his victory prematurely.

However, the instant his palm was about to touch the throat of the Bionic Body--

A sense of crisis that made his hair stand on end suddenly exploded!

It was the instinct for death possessed by a Super Douluo!

"Something's wrong! Retreat!"

Xuan Zi's expression changed drastically as he tried to force his attack to stop and pull back.

"Too late."

An indifferent voice echoed in his ear.

HUM--!

Space twisted instantly, and the surrounding scenery peeled away like a shattered mirror.

After the world spun around, Xuan Zi found himself in a gray, dead, and silent world.

"What kind of hellish place is this?!" Xuan Zi was filled with shock and uncertainty.

But he soon had no time to worry about his surroundings, because he saw a sight that made his soul tremble.

Ahead, you and your Bionic Body stood side by side.

Behind your Bionic Body, an aged and sacred figure slowly emerged, holding a staff, his gray eyes seeming to see through life and death.

At the same time, behind your true body, an identical figure rose as well!

Necromancy Holy Mage, Scourge of the Undead--Electrolux!

And there were two of them!

The two god-level powerhouses hovered in mid-air, their terrifying spiritual pressure sweeping across the entire Undead Demi-plane like a tsunami.

They lowered their heads, looking down at Xuan Zi on the ground with the indifferent gaze one might use for an ant.

A deafening voice echoed in Xuan Zi's ears.

"Welcome to--the Undead Demi-plane!"

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