Manchester City Stormed to the Title with a 10-0 Win! Everyone Went Wild!
This weekend, the 37th round of the Premier League.
Manchester United thrashed Stoke City 4-0 at home, with Icardi scoring twice!
After the match, the entire Red Devils United team sat in the locker room.
No one even takes a bath.
Because at this very moment, at the Vitality Stadium in Bournemouth, the opening whistle has just blown for the match between Manchester City and Bournemouth.
Rooney was incredibly nervous!
He kept making the sign of the cross on his chest, praying to God for protection!
"Come on Bournemouth guys! Keep it up, beat Manchester City at home, and you'll be safe from relegation!"
The Premier League season has ended after only two rounds.
Manchester United, who finished first, are still one point behind Manchester City.
Only if Manchester City fails to secure all three points in this match will they have any hope of a comeback and winning the title!
Everyone was gathered in a circle in the locker room, with three iPads on the table in the center, all intently watching the game.
Every time Manchester City got the ball, every forward pass, every slight movement, would set their nerves on edge.
Icardi was also making the sign of the cross in prayer.
However, the content of his prayer was different from Rooney's.
"God help me, don't let Agüero score! Hopefully he'll get injured and leave the field! The European Golden Shoe might go to Suarez, but the Premier League Golden Boot is mine, and nobody's allowed to take it from me!"
Icardi has now equaled Agüero's league goal tally with 32 goals.
Agüero failed to score in these two rounds, giving Icardi an opportunity to capitalize.
However, this is all predicated on Agüero, or the entire Manchester City team, having their focus on the UEFA Champions League.
Now that they've been eliminated in the UEFA Champions League semi-finals, there's no reason for them to throw the game in the domestic league.
Just 20 seconds into the game, full-back Kararov, for reasons unknown, unleashed a powerful left-footed shot from 38 meters out!
The shot went high and far, then plummeted down in front of the door, slamming into the top of the door frame with a loud thud and disappearing into the net!
The Bournemouth players were stunned. Before they could react, they saw Agüero cursing as he snatched the ball from the goalkeeper and ran towards the center circle.
"Shoot! Shoot them like that! Shoot them to death!" His roar echoed in the wind.
Manchester City unleashed their anger over their UEFA Champions League elimination on Bournemouth.
Bournemouth is really pitiful.
The guys worked hard all season just to avoid relegation.
Last round, you guys threw the game against our relegation rivals Queens Park Rangers;
Facing Manchester City, who can clinch the title with a single win this round, is incredibly unlucky!
Good heavens, what terrible things has Bournemouth done...?
Bang!
In the 18th minute, Sagna's cross was headed away by the center-back, Tang Long, at the edge of the penalty area, met the ball with a powerful shot!
The side-volley was incredibly sudden; Sterling instinctively ducked, and the ball grazed the top of his hair before swishing into the net!
"Damn it!" Tang Long pounded his chest.
Sterling gasped, thinking how lucky he was to have dodged it; if that foot had hit his face, he would have been disfigured.
Within seconds, as soon as I stood up, I felt a sharp pain on my scalp—I reached down and touched it, and wow, there was a strong smell of burning pig skin!
An unrest broke out in the Old Trafford dressing room.
Anxiety was evident on everyone's face.
Manchester City are already two goals ahead! Bournemouth are too fragile!
Youngster Rashford even said with deep sorrow:
"2-0 in 18 minutes, that's 10-0 in 90 minutes! It's over, the game is over!"
Upon hearing Rashford's words, everyone sighed and stomped their feet.
Captain Rooney glared angrily at Rashford, his eyes like two burning embers.
"Rashford, what nonsense are you spouting? It's only been 20 minutes, and you've already sealed Bournemouth's fate?"
Rooney used Manchester United's previous match against Bournemouth to motivate his teammates.
"Do you remember our away game against Bournemouth? I remember, it was the 9th round of the league!"
"We were leading 2-0 in the first half, and that guy, I won't name names, was dancing in the locker room at halftime," Rooney glanced at Rashford, who lowered his head, "But then the opponent scored two goals in the last five minutes!"
"If it weren't for that draw, we would be one point ahead of Manchester City now, and we'd be at the top of the table!"
As soon as Rooney finished speaking, a "bang" sound came from all three iPads simultaneously.
Tang Long broke through to the right side of the penalty area, Low-trajectory Curve Shot across the box. Agüero was lurking at the far post, unleashed a powerful shot with the instep of his foot into the near corner!
Rooney: "..."
So far, all three of Manchester City's goals have been powerful shots with the instep!
21 minutes in, Manchester City took a 3-0 lead away from home!
The changing room was completely silent.
The young players looked around nervously at their teammates, as if to say, "Brothers, is it necessary for us to stay here any longer?"
Icardi yelled "Aiya!" and jumped up, shouting in alarm:
"Agüero! That son of a bitch Agüero scored! He's surpassed me in goals!"
The rest of the match became completely one-sided.
Bournemouth had already surrendered, but Manchester City showed no intention of letting their opponents off the hook.
In the 25th minute, Kolarov delivered a corner kick, Toure, Ranocchia, Kompany all scrambled to score, their combined presence looming over the goalkeeper. Ranocchia managed to get a touch on the ball and head it into the net!
4-0!
Just five minutes later, the game was rewritten once again.
After receiving the ball in midfield, Tang Long moved with unparalleled speed and skill, dribbling left and right, pulling forward and stepping back, breaking through all obstacles to reach the right side of the penalty area. He drew the attention of the entire backline and then passed the ball to Agüero, who nutmegged two players before slotting it into the empty net!
5-0!
Amidst Icardi's frantic shouts, many Manchester United players had already gone to take a shower;
Ten minutes later, Manchester City made it 6-0 with a Gündoğan. By halftime, half of the Manchester United players had left the locker room.
There is no greater sorrow than a broken heart. Watching Bournemouth so vulnerable, being ruthlessly crushed by Manchester City, many Manchester United players suddenly recalled their humiliating 1-7 defeat in the Manchester derby. Feeling the same way, they shuddered and even in the warm dressing room, a chill ran down their spines!
This is too scary, we're not watching!
Manchester City are definitely going to win the title!
We've missed our chance!
In the second half, everyone left.
Only Rooney and Icardi remained seated.
At 7-0, Rooney's forehead was covered in large beads of sweat, and he was even hotter than when he sprinted during the match;
At 8-0, Rooney gulped down two bottles of water, but still felt thirsty;
At 9-0, Rooney felt a wave of dizziness. He had never seen such a terrible score in the Premier League. Was it going to continue...?
10 to 0!
Tang Long scored a free kick from 23 meters out in stoppage time, extending the lead to double digits!
In this match, Agüero scored four goals, Tang Long had a hat-trick of goals and assists, Ranocchia, Kolarov and Gündoğan each scored a goal, and Manchester City achieved a double-digit victory!
These players didn't seem afraid of provoking their opponents, Bournemouth; on the contrary, the Bournemouth players were terrified.
In many close matches, when facing the aggressive Manchester City players, they deliberately avoided them!
Sigh, I'm not playing with you guys anymore. We still had a chance to avoid relegation in the last round, but we got thrashed in this match. I can only blame my bad luck.
Rooney stood up unsteadily, barely breathing, and seemed completely exhausted.
"They really didn't give us any chances. Manchester City is just too strong, terrifyingly strong..."
For Manchester United, although second place in the league is already their best result since Ferguson's retirement;
However, being defeated twice in the derby – one of which was a 1-7 loss – and also failing to advance in the League Cup, FA Cup and UEFA Champions League, made it an absolutely disastrous season.
At that moment, the Sky Sport commentator's booming voice came from the iPad on the table.
"Congratulations to Manchester City for winning the 2015-2016 Premier League title with one round to spare! This is Manchester City's biggest points difference this season, even surpassing their 7-1 victory over Manchester United!"
Rooney was punched hard in the chest.
Due to the different devices, there was a playback delay, and the screen times were not synchronized. Soon, the second iPad started playing again.
"Congratulations to Manchester City for winning the 2015-2016 Premier League title with one round to spare! This is Manchester City's biggest points difference this season, even surpassing their 7-1 victory over Manchester United!"
Rooney was punched hard in the chest again.
Then the third iPad started playing:
"Congratulations to Manchester City for winning the 2015-2016 Premier League title with one round to spare! This is Manchester City's biggest points difference this season, even surpassing their 7-1 victory over Manchester United!"
Rooney roared three times, then punched three iPads, smashing the screens through them all!
"Mauro! It's just the two of us left. You did a great job, holding on until the end! But listen to me, next season, we're not going to let this noisy neighbor get away with it. We're not only going to win the championship, we're going to give them a 7-1 thrashing!"
Rooney was calling Icardi's name, but he didn't hear a response.
Turning around, Icardi was lying on the ground, foaming at the mouth.
Rooney was shocked and quickly squatted down, slapping him across the face. "Mauro, wake up!"
Icardi was slapped, and his head began to sway from side to side, making "whooshing" noises, as if he were having an epileptic seizure, turning on repeat mode.
"Four now, I'm four behind Agüero again, four now, I'm four behind Agüero again, four now..."