"Bastard! Bastard, bastard! You got saliva all over my face! You're awful!"
Lan Mengqin indignantly pounded his body with her little pink fists, her face red as a boiled shrimp. As for what had just happened, well, nobody knew, and nobody dared ask.
Chen Ming smacked his lips with a look of enjoyment, then looked at her with a half-smile and uttered two ambiguous words.
"Very moist."
At those words, Lan Mengqin was so embarrassed that steam seemed to rise from her head. She immediately lost her temper, grabbed his arm, and viciously bit down.
"Don't bite there. Aren't you afraid of chipping your teeth? I'll give you somewhere else to bite."
Chen Ming was still grinning shamelessly, as though pushing her past her limit was his greatest pleasure. It truly infuriated her half to death, and she now wished she could bite that thing of his right off.
"Believe it or not, I'll bite that thing off!"
"Don't, don't, don't. Calm down, honey."
He knew when to stop while he was ahead. He couldn't let things get out of hand—what if she really took the chance while biting him to chomp down hard? That would probably hurt.
Of course, there was an even more heartbreaking fact: with Lan Mengqin's pathetic stats, even if Chen Ming stood right in front of her and she used all her strength, she still wouldn't be able to bite it off. At most, she would leave it covered in saliva, while he would at most reward her with plenty of essence or something.
The two bickered and played as they left Shrek Academy and wandered the streets. Before long, they found a Cake Shop. Knowing his wife liked sweets, he took her inside.
After ordering several cakes, Lan Mengqin's expression finally improved somewhat. Looking