My Ultimate Douluo World
Chapter 40

Entertainment

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In the royal bedchamber of Chen Ming and the others within the Overworld of My World.

Chen Ming lay prone on the sofa, his expression one of pure comfort, while Di Qiu'er and Dong Qianqiu stood barefoot on his back.

"Mmm, feels good."

Chen Ming savored the sensation on his back—their soft, supple little feet pressing into him, their weight resting squarely upon his frame.

The weight was just right; to Chen Ming, it was nothing but comfortable. The weight of the young girls felt perfect, and he felt much of the exhaustion from his busy day melting away.

Dong Qianqiu's cheeks flushed slightly as she felt the warmth beneath her soles. This was the first time she had ever experienced the sensation of walking barefoot on someone's body.

It felt strange... the soles of her feet felt warm, as if she were stepping on a very resilient, heated floor.

Di Qiu'er was behind Dong Qianqiu, her hands resting on the other girl's shoulders, carelessly pressing her own small feet into Chen Ming's back.

In the Spirit Beast Realm, stepping on someone with your feet was considered an insult. Since Chen Ming had personally invited her to insult him, she saw no reason to refuse.

Of course, insults had their levels. This could only be considered playful banter between friends; a true insult would involve making the loser lick one's feet or stepping on their face.

However, at that thought, images from certain small websites flashed through Di Qiu'er's mind. Humans really played some wild games.

Di Qiu'er was instantly distracted, a faint pink hue rising to her cheeks as if she had imagined something outrageous.

The very next second, her foot slipped, and a sudden, violent sense of weightlessness washed over her.

"Hey! What the—!"

"Ah!"

As Di Qiu'er lost her balance, she dragged Dong Qianqiu down with her. Two cries rang out, followed by Di Qiu'er and Dong Qianqiu crashing heavily onto Chen Ming's back.

"What's wrong?"

Chen Ming's physique was quite formidable, so being crashed into by the two didn't affect him much, and he immediately asked what had happened.

"My bad, my bad, my foot slipped."

Di Qiu'er sat up on Chen Ming's back and apologized quickly. Dong Qianqiu hesitated, but still asked:

"Chen Ming, are you alright? Did we hurt you when we fell?"

Dong Qianqiu rubbed her own bottom; she and Di Qiu'er had landed squarely on Chen Ming's back when they lost their balance, and she would have felt terrible if he had been injured.

"I'm fine. You two are as light as feathers; I didn't feel a thing."

Chen Ming assured them he was fine, noting that the two of them felt soft and weightless against his back.

Hearing him praise her for being light, Dong Qianqiu felt a little shy, but she was still happy to be complimented.

"Alright, get down. I feel much better now. Shall we continue opening blind boxes today, or should we have Qiu'er open some toys?"

Hearing Chen Ming's words, Dong Qianqiu and Di Qiu'er shifted their bottoms and climbed off. They watched as he sat up and, as if performing a magic trick, produced several four-leaf clovers.

"What do you want to play?"

Di Qiu'er immediately asked what they wanted to play, telling them to leave the rest to her. Dong Qianqiu, however, kept her eyes on Chen Ming, clearly unsure of what to play.

"...Three four-leaf clovers each. Qiu'er, see if you can pull out some entertainment items like playing cards, chess, or Monopoly."

"Alright, I'll try."

Di Qiu'er took three four-leaf clovers, and Dong Qianqiu took three as well. As the clovers were used, several items appeared in their hands.

In Chen Ming's hands appeared beetroot seeds, strawberry seeds, and a terracotta block. In Dong Qianqiu's hands appeared a rare metal, followed by a Diamond Sword and some leaves.

Di Qiu'er didn't even bother pretending; she pulled out a box of entertainment items, a crate of cola, and a box of random cookie blind boxes.

As the entertainment package was opened, a pile of items that Dong Qianqiu didn't recognize at all appeared.

"There are three of us, so we can play a round of poker."

Chen Ming picked up a deck of cards and said. The two girls had no objections, so he immediately began explaining the rules to Dong Qianqiu.

Dong Qianqiu was very clever and understood the rules after hearing them once, and the three of them immediately began to play.

"I'll be the landlord!"

Di Qiu'er snatched the landlord card immediately, and neither Chen Ming nor Dong Qianqiu fought her for it.

"I'm going straight for it! Four sixes, bomb!"

"Are you serious? You're bombing on the first turn?"

Chen Ming was full of question marks. Why would she bomb right at the start? Di Qiu'er replied arrogantly:

"I feel like it!"

"...Pass."

"Then I'll use four eights, bomb!"

Dong Qianqiu also threw out her bomb. Chen Ming was bewildered—why was his hand full of junk cards?

"I'm going for it! Four Jacks, four Queens, four Kings, four Aces, a quadruple chain bomb! I'm out!"

Di Qiu'er slapped her cards down. The quadruple bomb left Chen Ming stunned. Seriously, man?!

"So strong... so many bombs..."

Dong Qianqiu sighed and laid down her cards as well. She still had a pair of jokers left, while the rest were scattered cards, and Chen Ming only had scattered cards.

"I want to check the cards!"

Chen Ming clenched his fists instantly. I'm truly speechless! One is an Auspicious Beast of luck, the other is a daughter of destiny from Dou 4; I must be out of my mind to play Fight the Landlord with them!

"The cards are fine. Little Mingzi, if you're bad, just practice more! Go polish my shoes!"

Di Qiu'er triumphantly extended her fair, slightly rosy little foot, her toes plump and crystal clear, and then stepped onto Chen Ming's leg.

Chen Ming gritted his teeth in frustration. These lucky winners really deserve to die! Then, the playing cards were put away.

A sharp glint flashed in his eyes as he suddenly pulled out a Chinese chess set, a ferocious smile appearing on his face as he looked at Di Qiu'er mockingly.

"Let's play Chinese chess. Let's see how your luck plays out now."

"Hmph! Little Mingzi, watch how your big sister Qiu'er crushes you!"

Di Qiu'er remained full of confidence; the previous round of cards had been exhilarating for her, and soon the two began their match.

"Qianqiu, watch closely first, I'll explain how to play Chinese chess to you."

"Okay."

Chen Ming moved the pieces with effortless grace. Di Qiu'er went from being full of confidence at the start to being casual, then quickly to taking it seriously, and finally, she was sweating profusely.

Dong Qianqiu watched from the side, learning the rules of the game. Soon, Di Qiu'er was defeated by Chen Ming, suffering a crushing defeat.

"I don't accept this! One more round!"

Di Qiu'er immediately challenged him to another match, but Chen Ming patted her head and refused to play again.

"Qianqiu, how about a round? Want to play a round with me?"

Chen Ming gestured for Dong Qianqiu to take the stage. Dong Qianqiu nodded slightly and sat down to play against Chen Ming.

Unsurprisingly, Dong Qianqiu also lost, though she played much better than Di Qiu'er.

Afterward, it was Di Qiu'er's turn to challenge again, but the little Auspicious Beast was soundly defeated once more. Later, Di Qiu'er thought she could find a victory against Dong Qianqiu, only to realize she couldn't even beat her, causing her to break down completely.

"Chinese chess is no fun! I want to check the cards!"

"The cards are fine. Qiu'er, if you're bad, just practice more!"

Seeing her break down, Chen Ming didn't hesitate to throw all her previous words right back at her. This is what they call the tables turning.

ps: The third update for March 2nd, totaling 6,000 words.

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