Douluo: My Father Qian Xunji
Chapter 18

Chapter Eighteen: With a Face Like That, You Had It Coming

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"Yes, young master." After hearing Qian Renyu's words, Zhang Zhuan walked step by step toward the corner.

Hehehehe.

Zhang Zhuan walked up to Rogue Rabbit Xiao Wu, grabbed her by the collar with his left hand, and lifted her up. Then he swung his right hand in a wide arc and slapped her hard across the face.

Everyone in the room heard it.

After twenty slaps, Zhang Zhuan walked back to Qian Renyu. His hand was trembling nonstop as he said, "Young master, I'm done."

"Zhang Zhuan, what's wrong with your hand?"

"Don't tell me that Rogue Rabbit's face was so thick it made your hand hurt?"

"Young master, that's not it."

"You said not to beat her to death, so I didn't use any Soul Power."

"But I put a bit too much force into it, and now my hand's numb."

"It's fine. You can count that as a work injury."

"Yang He, go pick that beast up and take a look."

"Yes, young master."

With that, Yang He picked Xiao Wu up, carried her over to Qian Renyu, and tossed her onto the ground.

Qian Renyu saw the hundred-thousand-year-old Rogue Rabbit sprawled on the ground, barely breathing in and breathing out far too much. Dried streaks of blood clung to the corners of her mouth, and several teeth had fallen out.

Her whole face was swollen and bruised, puffed up like a pig's head. Two trails of tears still seemed to glisten beneath her eyes.

The two rabbit ears on her head no longer stood upright. They drooped like defeated quail—or beaten chickens.

Her long scorpion braid had come undone. Even one of her shoes had fallen off when she was carried over, and her white stockings were filthy with mud.

Even so, Xiao Wu's eyes were still full of murderous intent.

Qian Renyu thought, You're in this state and still won't show any weakness? You even dare to look at me with murderous intent. I really don't know how you've survived for a hundred and six thousand years.

Meanwhile, Qianjun Douluo, who had been sensing everything from outside Nuoding Academy, saw the scene and merely said coldly, "That beast is begging to die."

"Zhang Zhuan, Yang He,"

"What's the matter with you two?"

"Xiao Wu is my classmate. We'll be spending our days together from now on."

At the words "spending our days together," Xiao Wu couldn't help spitting out another mouthful of hundred-thousand-year-old blood.

"Look at the two of you. You've made our classmate Xiao Wu spit up blood again."

"We're all classmates, so we should get along. Xiao Wu may have spoken rudely, but a little lesson would've been enough."

"How could you lay into her so hard?"

"Don't do that again, okay?"

Then he turned to the others in Dorm Seven and said, "Fellow students, my family was worried about me coming to school on my own, so they sent these two family members along with me. Who knew they'd pull a stunt like this? Sorry you had to see that."

"Could one of you take Xiao Wu to the infirmary? She's lying there on the ground."

As he finished speaking, Qian Renyu let his gaze fall on Wang Sheng.

Wang Sheng felt a jolt run through him and hurriedly said, "I'll go, I'll go."

Then he grabbed Xiao Wu by her two ears and carried her off toward the academy infirmary with another person.

Su Daqiang, the head instructor at Nuoding Academy, was drinking hand-ground coffee in his office.

Suddenly, he spotted Wang Sheng and the others hurrying past the office window with something slung between them.

Su Daqiang felt a surge of irritation. What kind of look was that for Wang Sheng and the other work-study students to be rushing around like that? They didn't care about their appearance or manners at all. Did they even look like students?

Wait, what were they carrying?

It looked like a pig.

Hmm, no, why did this pig have two rabbit ears on its head?

He'd never seen a pig with rabbit ears before. No way—he had to get a closer look.

He leaned out the window and shouted at Wang Sheng and the others, "You lot, stop right there!"

Then he climbed out through the window.

When Wang Sheng and the others saw Su Daqiang, they quickly bowed and greeted him. "Hello, Director Su."

"Director Su, are you in such a hurry that you had to climb out the window?" Wang Sheng asked.

"If there's a window, why use the door?"

"What on earth are you carrying?"

As he spoke, Su Daqiang walked toward Xiao Wu.

When he got closer and took a good look, he saw a pig's head, a human body, and rabbit ears.

What on earth was this? It didn't look human, but it didn't look like a Soul Beast either.

"Where'd you find such a rare creature?" Su Daqiang asked, adjusting his glasses before bending down to get a better look.

Just then, as luck would have it, Xiao Wu spat out another mouthful of blood, right onto Su Daqiang's face.

Su Daqiang jerked backward, wiped the hundred-thousand-year-old rabbit blood from his face with his sleeve, and then slapped Xiao Wu twice across the face.

"What is this thing? It spat all over me!"

"Director Su, she isn't a thing. She's a new student who enrolled today. Someone beat her up, and we were about to take her to the infirmary to get treated," Wang Sheng said, struggling not to laugh at the sight of Su Daqiang's face covered in rabbit blood.

"A new student? Looking like that?"

"Well, she had that beating coming."

"Move along, move along. Don't let me see that thing again."

"All right, Director Su." With that, Wang Sheng and the others took Xiao Wu toward the infirmary.

"Wait, come back!" Su Daqiang called out again.

Wang Sheng and the others hurriedly came back once more and asked, "Director Su, what is it now?"

Su Daqiang ignored Wang Sheng and walked straight up to Xiao Wu.

Smack, smack, smack, smack.

He slapped Xiao Wu twice more, once with each hand.

"That's for spitting all over me."

"And that's for looking like that and scaring people."

No, the more he said, the angrier he got.

So he gave her two more slaps.

When he was done, Su Daqiang said, "All right, you can go."

Wang Sheng and the others took Xiao Wu to the infirmary. When the school doctor saw her pig's head, human body, and rabbit ears, she wondered what kind of strange new species this was.

Looking at that face, why did she feel such a strong urge to slap it twice?

Wang Sheng had no choice but to explain everything again.

The school doctor set Xiao Wu's broken arm, applied medicine to her swollen, pig-like face, and wrapped it in bandages.

After she finished treating Xiao Wu, Wang Sheng and the others took her back to Dorm Seven.

When they reached Dorm Seven, Wang Sheng dumped Xiao Wu onto the bare bed frame.

Why not put her on the bedding?

Xiao Wu had brought bedding with her, but she'd gotten into a fight with Wang Sheng as soon as she arrived. She hadn't made her bed, and no one had made it for her.

What about the other students' beds?

Why should she get to use someone else's bed?

Looking at Xiao Wu lying on the bare bed frame, Qian Renyu said, "You're leaving a classmate on the bed frame?"

"Uh, should I make her bed?" Wang Sheng asked cautiously.

"Foolish."

"Xiao Wu is badly injured. Treating her injuries is the priority."

"So what would help her recover?"

"Obviously, she needs to be close to the ground."

"So just put Xiao Wu on the floor."

As he spoke, Qian Renyu glanced at Zhang Zhuan. Understanding at once, Zhang Zhuan grabbed Xiao Wu off the bed frame and tossed her onto the floor.

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