Douluo: I, Dao Venerable of the Prehistoric World, Am Being Live-Streamed by the Sky Screen

Douluo: I, Dao Venerable of the Prehistoric World, Am Being Live-Streamed by the Sky Screen

Author: Toufang You Doujia

Synopsis:

[Douluo version of Journey to the West + tormenting Tang San and Yu Xiaogang + Douluo and Battle Through the Heavens + a grand melee across countless worlds]

The Sky Screen descended upon Douluo Continent, randomly selecting living beings to enter the Primordial World and broadcasting it live to the entire continent.

As long as they survived for a full month, they could bring back everything they obtained during that time.

Yu Xiaogang: "Prehistoric World? It sounds like nothing more than a barbaric wasteland. I'm the Heaven Dou Imperial Preceptor, with a million troops at my command. How many of my divisions could it possibly withstand?"

Tang San: "The hidden weapons of my Tang Sect kill gods if gods stand in my way, and kill Buddhas if Buddhas stand in my way!"

Asura God: "Sages? How many Soul Saints are they? I can slap ten of them to death!"

That was until Snake Matriarch was burst apart by a single drop of Spirit Rain, Chrysanthemum Douluo was sucked dry into a corpse by a mosquito, and the Sea God became a dung-fork laborer...

Only then did everyone understand the terror of the Prehistoric World.

And so.

Ning Rongrong: "Lord Xiaotian Dog is my one true love~ Oscar, stop adding more!"

Tang Buddha Patriarch: "Amitabha~ Benefactor Xiao Wu, our karmic bond has come to an end!"

Snow Empress: "Lord Dao Venerable, I can make ice cream too!"

Na'er: "I-I... I can be love-brained—no, I am love-brained! Let me go first!!"

In the early years of the Prehistoric World, Lin Feng transmigrated and became the Demon Emperor Di Jun.

Relying on his knowledge of the future, he established the Heavenly Court, took in the Wu Clan, created the Human Race, and opened the Six Paths of Reincarnation.

He ultimately became the Dao Venerable of the Prehistoric World!

Lin Feng: "Everything about the Prehistoric World is great, except it could use a few more entertainment programs!"

Until one day, he suddenly discovered a group of familiar figures had appeared across the lands of the Prehistoric World.

And so.

[Tang San... Zang mounted the White Dragon Horse, Yu Xiaogang hoisted the Nine-Toothed Rake, Hun Tiandi carried the burden...]

As Douluo, Battle Through the Heavens, Shrouding the Heavens... and one world after another became connected to the Prehistoric World!

[Douluo version + Journey to the West Calamity begins...]

Sea God Island, forbidden grounds.

Tang San gritted his teeth and endured the Sea God's Light as he inched his way up the stone steps, one level at a time.

Beads of sweat fell onto the steps and instantly evaporated.

There was only one thought in his heart:

Reach the summit, become a god, and kill everyone in Spirit Hall.

Inside Sea God's Hall, Bo Saixi watched the Shrek Seven Devils climb the steps, a trace of melancholy in her eyes.

"This day had finally come. So be it! Being able to witness your descendant reach the summit is not such a regret..."

Just then!

Heaven and earth boomed, and a streak of golden light flashed.

The sky was torn open like a rag, revealing a pitch-black rift.

Immediately afterward,

An indescribable, irresistible aura crashed down upon every corner of the world.

Bo Saixi's face went pale, and her body trembled like a sieve.

A primal shudder rose from the depths of her soul.

She had thought she stood at the peak of the world, yet before that aura, she was like a mayfly gazing upon the vast heavens.

Qian Daoliu and Bibi Dong were equally horrified.

At this moment.

What Douluo, what divine positions—

Before this vast heavenly might, they were no more than dust.

Across the entire Douluo World, all living beings stopped moving.

The next instant, golden light swirled within the rift in the sky, condensing into a Sky Screen that filled everyone's vision.

A cold, mechanical voice rang out in the minds of every living being:

[The Heavenly Dao unfolds forty-nine; one escapes.]

[Douluo World detected. Spiritual energy is sparse, and its laws are broken. The ascension passage is now open!]

[Connecting to the supreme plane: Primordial World!]

The image on the Sky Screen abruptly changed.

A giant moved mountains and filled seas with a wave of its hand.

An endless shadow leaped from the sea of abyss, transforming into a roc that blotted out the sky and covered the sun.

There were also countless divine mountains and blessed lands, wreathed in immortal mist.

Even the faint primordial aura leaking from the shifting images made countless top experts struggle to breathe.

[Primordial World connected!]

[This world contains Immortal Pills that can make one a god where one stands, cultivation techniques and divine abilities capable of moving mountains and filling seas, opportunities to transcend reincarnation...]

[The Sky Screen will randomly select three lucky individuals to enter the Primordial World!]

[For every month you survive, you will receive one chance to return to your original world carrying treasures and cultivation!]

[Explorer selection begins...]

As the Sky Screen's voice faded,

Douluo Continent fell silent for a moment before erupting into a complete frenzy...

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

In Spirit Hall, the armrest of the Pope's throne turned to dust beneath Bibi Dong's palm.

"Haha, it's fake! It's all fake!"

Her eyes were bloodshot, and her stunning face twisted with overwhelming shock and unwillingness.

If Immortal Pills that could make one a god in a single step truly existed,

And peerless cultivation techniques were so easily within reach,

Then what had her more than twenty years of endurance and planning, and her near-death Rakshasa God Trial, been for?

A joke?

"Grandfather... was that real?"

Inside the Worship Hall, Qian Renxue raised her head. The golden light in her eyes reflected the strange phenomena of the Prehistoric World flowing across the Sky Screen.

Ambition blazed within her like a raging flame.

The Tiandou Palace Coup had ended in failure, and after returning to Spirit Hall, she had been viciously humiliated by that woman...

Power!

She had never craved absolute power as desperately as she did now!

If... if she could obtain something from that so-called Prehistoric World...

Qian Daoliu stood beside her, his usually calm face unusually grave.

He had wanted to comfort his granddaughter, to tell her that the Angel God's inheritance was the proper path.

But the terrifying aura that had just swept through heaven and earth made him swallow those words.

Before that aura, even the Angel God he had believed in all his life seemed... somewhat insignificant.

In the end, he only sighed, his voice dry.

"Grandfather doesn't know either... Perhaps it's real!"

Heaven Dou Imperial Palace.

Xue Beng shoved aside the guards blocking his path and rushed to the edge of the terrace.

He stared at the Sky Screen, his eyes wide open.

"Become a god... If I could become a god..."