Douluo Dalu: Pope of the Divine Realm
Chapter 15

In Douluo, Already the Pope, Joining the Chat Group

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Thinking of this, a smile couldn't help but tug at the corners of Gao Yao's mouth.

Just as Gao Yao was fantasizing about a bright future, the Martial Soul Hall Pope's message interrupted his daydream.

Martial Soul Hall Pope: "Then do you know how Yi Xiaochuan has spent these past two years?"

Hearing the Martial Soul Hall Pope say this, Gao Yao was suddenly confused. Hadn't Xiaochuan been looking for him this entire time? Could there be some hidden truth to the matter?

I Want to be Zhao Gao: "Hasn't Xiaochuan been looking for me all these years? Before he fell unconscious, he even said he had finally found me!"

Seeing Gao Yao's reply, a cold sneer couldn't help but appear on the Martial Soul Hall Pope's face.

He's been looking for you for two years? That's laughable.

The man is a protagonist; not only does he have sworn brothers like Xiang Yu and Liu Bang, but in the future, the great Qin general Meng Tian will even recognize him as a younger brother. Most importantly, practically every woman he meets has a favorable impression of him.

He's living such a comfortable life, why on earth would he go out of his way to find a loser like you!

In fact, if he hadn't accidentally caught the plague, he wouldn't even remember who the hell you are!

Martial Soul Hall Pope: "Naive! Gao Yao, you are truly too naive! That scoundrel Yi Xiaochuan is merely lying to you!"

Martial Soul Hall Pope: "Let me tell you the truth! Because he knew he couldn't go back, that scoundrel Yi Xiaochuan used his knowledge of history to cling to powerful figures everywhere, planning for his own future. In these two years, he first swore brotherhood with Xiang Yu, then became a disciple of Xiang Liang! Later, after arriving in Pei County, knowing that Liu Bang would be the future Emperor Gaozu, he decisively latched onto Liu Bang's thigh."

Martial Soul Hall Pope: "And this time, do you think he appeared here because he was looking for you? No, he was simply trying to curry favor with Liu Bang, so he specifically joined him to escort the corvée laborers to Xianyang and just happened to pass by!"

Hearing the Martial Soul Hall Pope say this, a complex expression immediately appeared on Gao Yao's face.

He found it truly difficult to accept everything the Martial Soul Hall Pope had just said.

I Want to be Zhao Gao: "Impossible! Xiaochuan is not that kind of person! He couldn't possibly not come looking for me; after all, he clearly knows that I traveled through time with him! And besides, I am his future brother-in-law, and he is my future brother-in-law. Even for the sake of my sister, he couldn't possibly be indifferent to whether I live or die!"

Seeing that Gao Yao was still "struggling on the verge of death," the Martial Soul Hall Pope took a deep breath and decisively dealt him the final blow.

There was no helping it; he truly loathed the scumbag Yi Xiaochuan and had no intention of giving the other party any opportunities.

After all, given Gao Yao's personality, if he were to become successful, he certainly wouldn't forget his "good brother" Yi Xiaochuan, and might even find a way to pull him into the chat group.

The Martial Soul Hall Pope had no intention of giving Yi Xiaochuan this chance to ascend to the heavens, so he simply cut off that path for him in advance!

--The reason he spent so much breath, even risking the suspicion of being a petty person who speaks ill of others behind their backs, was partly to let Gao Yao see Yi Xiaochuan's true colors, and partly to let the others in the group know exactly what kind of trash Yi Xiaochuan was, so they would loathe him from the bottom of their hearts.

In this way, even if the guy really did get in one day, he would only be resisted, loathed, and isolated by the others in the group.

After all, first impressions are very important! Once labeled as a scumbag, it is very likely that the label will never be washed off for the rest of his life.

Martial Soul Hall Pope: "Heh, for the sake of your sister? Do you really think your sister is important in Yi Xiaochuan's eyes?"

I Want to be Zhao Gao: "What does that mean?"

If he had been incredulous before, Gao Yao was now completely bewildered.

Weren't Yi Xiaochuan and his sister Gao Lan boyfriend and girlfriend? How could his sister not be important? Could it be that in Yi Xiaochuan's eyes, a girlfriend isn't important?

Martial Soul Hall Pope: "This brings us to what I wanted to tell you: Yi Xiaochuan's infidelity! He is unfaithful in love! If I remember correctly, before the time travel, Yi Xiaochuan and your sister Gao Lan were in a passionate relationship, right?"

I Want to be Zhao Gao: "Yes."

There was nothing to hide about this, so Gao Yao answered the Martial Soul Hall Pope's question without hesitation.

Moreover, he was also curious why the Martial Soul Hall Pope would say Yi Xiaochuan was unfaithful in love.

Could it be that this guy Yi Xiaochuan was having an affair behind his sister's back?

Thinking of this, Gao Yao's eyes narrowed slightly.

He could tolerate anyone bullying him or cursing him, but he would absolutely never allow anyone to bully his sister!

Martial Soul Hall Pope: "Then do you know that your sister Gao Lan was Yi Xiaochuan's 27th girlfriend? Do you know that Yi Xiaochuan's goal was to date 99 girlfriends and that he has been working toward that goal? Do you know that even while he was dating your sister Gao Lan, he didn't give up on other forests and was constantly messing around with other girls behind your sister's back?"

This series of questions from the Martial Soul Hall Pope caught Gao Yao off guard, leaving him speechless while simultaneously igniting a raging fire in his heart.

However, this anger was not directed at the Martial Soul Hall Pope, who was frantically revealing these secrets, but at the dog who had cheated on his sister—a person so vile that calling him a "scumbag" was an insult to the word itself.

And what he didn't know was that these revelations from the Martial Soul Hall Pope were only the beginning of Yi Xiaochuan's career as a scumbag.

Seeing that Gao Yao had not replied to his message for a long time, the Martial Soul Hall Pope knew that the other party had been shocked by his revelations.

In fact, not to mention Gao Yao, even the others in the group who were watching the drama were stunned by Yi Xiaochuan's goal of dating 99 girlfriends and his behavior of flirting with other girls while already having a girlfriend.

Poison Girl of Chuyun: "The 27th? 99 of them?! And he kept flirting with other girls after having a girlfriend? What a scumbag! Although I am a physician, and logically speaking, a healer should have a benevolent heart and not stand by while someone dies, this time, I support the Martial Soul Hall Pope's approach (During the chat, in order to gain trust, the Martial Soul Hall Pope had introduced himself and revealed his name, so everyone in the group knew who he was). For a piece of human trash like Yi Xiaochuan, you shouldn't save him! @I Want to be Zhao Gao."

Xiao Yi Xian expressed that a scumbag like Yi Xiaochuan deserved to be hacked into a thousand pieces, suffer the pain of ten thousand poisons, be struck by lightning, and die a miserable death!

Well, this was perhaps the thought of every girl in the world.

Scumbags deserve to die a miserable death!

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