Douluo Dalu: Pope of the Divine Realm
Chapter 17

In Douluo, Already the Pope, Joined the Chat Group

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With so many big shots going together, even if they each just spat once, they could drown Yi Xiaochuan. How could a mere Yi Xiaochuan possibly have a chance to counter-kill him?

Therefore, he had absolutely no need to worry about his own safety.

Amidst everyone's anticipation, the Martial Soul Hall Pope continued to recount the "glorious deeds" of Yi Xiaochuan.

Martial Soul Hall Pope: "After transmigrating to the Qin Dynasty, Yi Xiaochuan quickly cast his girlfriend Gao Lan to the back of his mind and fell for a wealthy young lady from Pei County named Lu Su! Later, when he accidentally contracted the plague, that wealthy young lady named Lu Su served him without leaving his side to take care of him, which resulted in her also contracting the plague."

Martial Soul Hall Pope: "Fortunately, heaven never closes all doors, and they eventually obtained the antidote. But unfortunately, there was only one dose. To let Yi Xiaochuan live, that wealthy young lady left the only antidote for him, while she herself died from the illness."

Martial Soul Hall Pope: "If this wealthy young lady's infatuation and death could have made Yi Xiaochuan settle down, it could be called a beautiful story. However, it is a pity that he did not!"

Martial Soul Hall Pope: "Not only that, at this wealthy young lady's funeral, Yi Xiaochuan even said he had never loved her. Furthermore, not long after she died, he fell for a princess named Yushu who was sent for a political marriage. While flirting with this princess, he also went to tease another palace maid named Xiaoyue who had been selected into the Qin palace, and by using the fact that Xiaoyue liked him, he turned her into a tool to pass messages between himself and Yushu."

Martial Soul Hall Pope: "In the end, after his secret correspondence with Princess Yushu was exposed, Xiaoyue bore all the punishment alone, while he said nothing and let her be punished!"

Martial Soul Hall Pope: "By the way, let me mention here that the palace maid Xiaoyue looks exactly like your sister, Brother Gao Yao. @I Want to be Zhao Gao."

Sunrise in the East, I Am Invincible: "..."

Undead Knight: "..."

Poison Girl of Chuyun: "..."

Not to Become an Immortal, Only to Wait for Your Return in This Mortal World: "..."

Gentleman Sword: "..."

Everyone now didn't know what they should say.

They didn't understand why there could be such a scumbag in this world. Not only was he completely unfaithful in relationships—flirting with one after another, loving one after another—but in his conduct and dealings, he also lacked any sense of responsibility!

Such a man, no, he didn't even deserve to be called a man! His existence was an insult to the word "man"!

Moreover, how blind must the women who fell for him be to think he was their true love!

Thinking of this, while everyone felt sorry for the girls deceived by Yi Xiaochuan, their disgust for him reached its peak.

If Yi Xiaochuan appeared in front of them right now, he would probably be directly destroyed by them!

As for Gao Yao, if he had previously intended to find a way to cure Yi Xiaochuan's plague out of consideration for the fact that Yi Xiaochuan and his sister were a couple, that he and Yi Xiaochuan were good brothers, and that they were the only two of the same kind in the Great Qin, then now, after hearing this exposé from the Martial Soul Hall Pope, he wished he could personally destroy this heartless playboy who had failed his sister!

Because a piece of trash like Yi Xiaochuan didn't deserve to live at all!

Martial Soul Hall Pope: "So, in summary, why would I save a fickle, unfaithful, and unrighteous person like Yi Xiaochuan who is disloyal to love and unrighteous to friends?"

Martial Soul Hall Pope: "As for the truth of the matter and whether I have exaggerated, you can go watch the memory copy I just uploaded to see for yourself! @I Want to be Zhao Gao."

Seeing everyone fall into collective silence once again, the Martial Soul Hall Pope stopped while he was ahead and turned to consider who to choose as his next target for spoilers.

After all, some things are not good if said too clearly, as they are easily misunderstood. It is better to wait until the parties involved have seen it with their own eyes.

Moreover, mentioning a piece of trash like Yi Xiaochuan made him angry as well; he urgently needed to change his mood.

I Want to be Zhao Gao: "Thank you, I'm going to catch up on The Myth right now."

After expressing his thanks, Gao Yao suppressed the dissatisfaction and anger in his heart and began to watch the show with full concentration.

He wanted to see if his "good brother" was really as scummy as the Martial Soul Hall Pope said.

If not, he would at most never believe the Pope's nonsense again and expose him as a liar to the others in the group.

But if he was, then he was sorry! He would take revenge for his sister and all those who had been wronged by Yi Xiaochuan, and make sure this animal met a miserable end!

Martial Soul Hall Pope: "No need to thank me, we are all in the same group, helping each other is only right. By the way, speaking of which, I almost forgot one thing. @Poison Girl of Chuyun, Xiao Yi Xian, have you met a person named Xiao Yan yet?"

The Martial Soul Hall Pope quite liked the character Xiao Yi Xian, so he didn't want her to fall into the hands of that perverted lolicon, Xiao Yan.

After carefully thinking about the people and things she had encountered recently, Xiao Yi Xian concluded that she had not met the so-called Xiao Yan that the Pope mentioned.

Poison Girl of Chuyun: "No."

Martial Soul Hall Pope: "Hmm, I see. Then I'll upload the memory copy of your world as well! Be careful, although that guy named Xiao Yan isn't as scummy as Yi Xiaochuan, he's no good person either, and in some ways, he's even worse. @Poison Girl of Chuyun."

A person with the soul of an adult, whose mental age was also around that of a middle-aged man, sneaking into a girl's room late at night to touch her under the guise of "studying Dou Qi" and "nourishing meridians."

Heh, let alone whether Dou Qi is gentle or not, where does a child get the confidence to nourish someone else's meridians? He wasn't even afraid of causing the other person's meridians to burst and die; that was some truly mysterious confidence.

And why couldn't he study it during the day? Why did he have to sneak into a young girl's room late at night just to study Dou Qi? Who was he trying to fool!

As for "nourishing meridians," that was even more ridiculous. He wasn't even a Dou Practitioner at the time; with that little bit of Dou Qi he had, what use could it be?

What's more ridiculous is, does only he have Dou Qi? Does no one else? Ling Ying is a dignified 8-star Dou Emperor; could it be that the effect of his nourishment wasn't as good as that of a piece of trash like Xiao Yan who wasn't even a Dou Practitioner?

Most importantly, does nourishing meridians actually require using one's hands to touch?

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