Seeing Master of Gotham asked.
Ian subconsciously picked up the phone and chewed it up. Teeth are the most primitive and most powerful weapons of human beings. Even if they break, it will not have any impact on him who has self-healing skills. For Ian, breaking a few teeth every once in a while can also save the family a fortune in taking him to the dentist due to tooth decay in adolescence.
"I advise you not to do this."
The voice on the other end of the phone was low and hoarse, "I added a small bomb to this phone. Once it is squeezed severely, it will explode with the smell of shit in your mouth."
As soon as these words came out.
Ian's actions came to an abrupt halt immediately.
"The smell of shit!?"
The young man's eyes were full of shock.
It could be seen that he was really scared.
"Do you want to bet? Maybe I added a fragrance like heather?" Genuine Batman's calm voice sounded like a devil to the young man's ears.
Heather doesn't matter.
But heather is fragrant...
Ian really can't stop talking.
Metropolis God of Gamblers also sometimes dare not place a bet - I can only say that Batman is worthy of being Batman, and Ian feels like he is as hesitant as those villains Gotham at this moment.
"Actually, the signal here is not very good... wait for me, wait for me to change places." Ian tried to pretend that he couldn't hear clearly, but Batman on the other end of the phone seemed to have predicted his little trick.
"The satellite connecting the communication is right above you, and the position you are standing on now has the best signal on the earth." It has to be said that Batman is really not as easy to deal with as Bruce·Wayne.
"If you want to say that you are Metropolis Batman and have nothing to do with Gotham Batman, I want to tell you in advance all the combined titles and homophones you can think of."
"The copyrights for them all belong to me."
He really...Ian really wanted to cry to death. How come it was only twenty or thirty hours after the last time we met, and he suddenly felt like he was being pinched.
"I actually have a heroic dream. To be honest... I worshiped Batman before I was born, and this is the reason why I was bewitched and controlled by Demons."
Fortunately, Ian also has the habit of making backup plans.
"Demons?"
There was a chuckle from the other end of the phone, as if he heard something funny. At this moment, Ian also jumped from the edge of the building back to the roof where the reporter could not take pictures.
"Demons is here, can you see it? Does this phone have a camera to peek at minors' copper smelting?" Ian lifted up his cloak and pointed the front camera of his phone at his butt that was previously covered by the cloak.
Only seen.
A gagged Demon Bull Head is hanging behind Ian's butt. Demon Bull Head is also covered with thick Joker makeup, which seems to prove that the boy also has his own Joker.
How could this not be proof that Ian is also Batman?
"..."
Maybe Batman is really using this phone camera for peeping.
He fell into a long silence.
Really silent.
Ian could only hear the heavy breathing on the other end of the phone.
"Batman is a spirit, inherit the spirit of Batman, start from me, start from a young age... You can be Batman, I can also be Batman, everyone can be Batman! Everyone in this world can be Batman!" The silence in the air made Ian feel embarrassed, so he chose to flatter him.
However.
On the other end of the phone.
Batman's breathing became louder.
After a while.
"If that's the case, I think the world is over." Batman's mood remained calm when he spoke, but he made a deep judgment on Ian's praise. He didn't want to talk about Batman or Batman at all. The makeup of Minotaur made him almost unable to control his blood pressure.
"Hypothesis, I'm just saying hypothetical. Let me quibble again and say that this is what Green Arrow entrusted to me in a dream and asked me to do. Would you be willing to pretend to believe me and then go to fight with Green Arrow? No, is it a fight?"
Ian also wants to work hard to be a child who is good at sophistry.
Surprisingly, Batman seems to have no intention of holding this counterfeit accountable.
"The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility - with this in mind, I will save your life. Get in the car." Instead, he gave suggestions to Ian in a slightly emotional voice.
"Save my life?"
Ian is still confused.
"Your father still has three minutes to arrive at your location... and I have already tried my best." Batman's voice was very calm, but Ian's face turned red instantly.
"Damn! You are trying your best to help him delay me!"
He was furious.
Somewhat panicked.
After looking around for a while, he didn't choose to take Batmobile. He still didn't dare to gamble on Batman's ambition, so he chose to sprint and jump off the building on the spot.
Under everyone's shocked eyes, Ian made a free fall.
"Ah! Where's his hook?"
"Oh my god! Batman jumped off the building!"
"Hurry up and take a picture! 'Batman's death'! It will definitely make headlines!"
The reporters were in a mess, and the cameras were wildly focused on the falling figure. However, the expected tragedy did not happen - the black figure just lay there motionless for more than ten seconds after landing.
Just when the reporters were hesitating to get closer and take precious photos of Batman falling into the shape of Bat-Man, the black figure on the ground suddenly crawled forward using its hands and feet.
Shocked!
Incredible!
A group of Metropolis people seemed to have been hit hard in their hearts.
After a while.
Finally, the wise reporter realized something.
"Is this... is this the origin of the title Batman? Most Batman crawl in such a twisted way after landing!" This reporter's first realization led to the later realization of other people and reporters.
It's reasonable.
Everyone thought it was reasonable.
The flash lights came back on, and in the TV live broadcast, the black figure first crawled on the ground for more than ten meters like Batman, then suddenly stood up and ran into the distance at an alarming speed.
There must have been many viewers who saw this scene because of the live broadcast.
They also realized it.
"This is the real Batman!"
All recognition and praise will grow from understanding.
She understands.
He understands.
They all understand.
Ian's job change mission naturally happened at the right time. By chance, it was completed unexpectedly.
[Ding! Job transfer mission completed!]
[New occupation: Savage Tyrant has been entered!]
[Acquire talent skills--Perfect Divinity!]
He completed the job transfer task very smoothly, which is definitely something to be happy about, but Ian is not happy now. He doesn't even have time to check the newly acquired abilities.
There is no other reason.
Reporters are already exclaiming that Superman has appeared.
What they saw was Superman flying in the sky.
Only Ian knew that it was his father chasing behind him.