Douluo Q&A: Tang San's Transmigration Revealed, Tang Hao's Defense Shattered
Chapter 36

The Whole World Is Hard-Blacking Me! Yu Xiaogang Completely Breaks Down!

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Pope Palace.

"Threaten me?"

Bibi Dong had not expected that this question would be about Yu Xiaogang, yet still be connected to her.

She frowned slightly: "How could Xiaogang possibly threaten me?"

"Could it be that he wants to use my feelings for him to threaten me?"

"But in reality, even if I still love him now, it is absolutely impossible for me to give up on dealing with the Tang family because of him!"

This left Bibi Dong even more confused.

Aside from their past relationship, she could not think of any other leverage Yu Xiaogang might have.

Coincidentally, Hu Liena, who was standing behind her, had gradually begun to rely on Song Ye.

Hu Liena asked again: "Song Ye, what do you think the answer to this question is?"

"I heard through the grapevine that Teacher is very fond of Yu Xiaogang."

"Is the point of Yu Xiaogang's threat love?"

"Is this really love?"

Upon hearing this, Song Ye scoffed: "Love my foot!"

"Are you brain-dead? Even if the Pope was a simp, she is still the Pope. Is using love as a threat of any use?"

"Then what else could Yu Xiaogang use to threaten Teacher?" Hu Liena was puzzled.

Song Ye laughed coldly: "I'll give you a little hint, think about it carefully."

"What is the fundamental logic behind Yu Xiaogang?"

"It's his arrogance! Think in that direction, don't say I didn't give you a hint!"

"Arrogance... Yu Xiaogang's arrogance?" Hu Liena fell into deep contemplation.

On the arena.

Dai Mubai and the other six were also pondering and judging.

Ma Hongjun asked: "Boss Dai, how do you think Gangzi could threaten the Pope?"

"Is he using a breakup to threaten her?"

"A breakup?" Dai Mubai sneered: "Do you think they haven't broken up already?"

"But this piece of trash Gangzi has no strength, a garbage martial soul, plagiarized theories, and is irresponsible in his relationships."

"The only thing I can think of that would threaten the Pope is indeed their relationship."

"Relationship?" Ma Hongjun and Oscar fell into deep thought.

Indeed, it wasn't that they looked down on Gangzi, but no matter how they thought about it, they couldn't find a single advantage he possessed.

As for Liu Erlong, who was standing to the side, she felt increasingly disappointed:

"Xiaogang, do you still have that woman in your heart?"

"To only be able to use feelings to threaten a woman, Xiaogang, even I feel ashamed for you..."

"Heh..."

Liu Erlong laughed at herself.

In the distance.

Tang San watched the Light Screen on his own, pondering and judging. He still had no confidence in this question.

"Yu Xiaogang threatening the Title Douluo Bibi Dong?"

"Aside from their status as lovers, I don't know how Yu Xiaogang could influence Bibi Dong!"

"I truly don't understand, how did Bibi Dong ever fall for Yu Xiaogang in the first place?"

"Could it be that although Yu Xiaogang's strength is lacking, his skills in that area are exceptional, which is why..."

"Heh! What a piece of trash! Unlike me, the Pure and Clean Tang San, who never messes around with relationships. Is there anyone as pure as me left?"

In the end, Tang San decided to fill in the answer, writing that Gangzi used a breakup to threaten Bibi Dong.

The others, not knowing much about Yu Xiaogang, guessed randomly.

The various Fierce Beasts, who had long since separated and arrived in the human world, all frowned as they looked at the question, having no clue.

Xiong Jun had just arrived in a human city, looked at the question, and cursed angrily:

"Who is this Yu Xiaogang? I don't even know him, who the hell knows what the answer to this question is!"

"Damn it! How do I usually threaten people again?"

"Usually, I don't bother with threats; I just tear people apart..."

"Then let's just fill in this one!"

Di Tian had also arrived in the Star Luo Empire. He stared at the question, his brows furrowed tightly:

"These humans, acting like big shots all day long!"

"Is the human world really this twisted? Can a Soul Master who hasn't even reached Soul Power Level 30 threaten the Pope of Martial Soul Hall?"

"It couldn't possibly be that he threatened Bibi Dong, saying he wouldn't play with her anymore, could it?"

"This Yu Xiaogang is such a nuisance, wasting our chances to answer!"

"If I ever run into him, I'll make sure to peel the skin right off this Yu Xiaogang!!"

Beyond that, the other contestants were all making similar guesses and filling in random answers.

Finally, after everyone had submitted their answers, the correct answer was revealed.

On the Light Screen.

[Correct Answer: Destroy Martial Soul Hall at all costs!]

[Winner: Song Ye!]

[Reward: Soul Power Level increased by 5 levels!]

[Yu Xiaogang came to ask Bibi Dong for the method of cultivating Twin Martial Souls, and upon learning that Tang San would be harmed, he became so enraged!]

In the footage.

It followed the previous content perfectly, with the video serving as proof.

In the video, Yu Xiaogang pointed at the haughty Bibi Dong, his eyes wide with fury, looking like a man possessed.

As he spoke, he still carried the pride of a Theory Master:

"I have no children of my own; he is like a son to me!"

"Bibi Dong, you listen to me clearly: if anything happens to Tang San!"

"Then I will destroy Martial Soul Hall at all costs!!!"

The footage played to this point, finally focusing on the sharp and supposedly wise gaze of Yu Xiaogang.

In an instant, after watching this clip, endless laughter erupted across the entire arena.

"Hahahaha!"

"Destroy Martial Soul Hall at all costs? Damn, who could have guessed that!"

"Wait, is this Yu Xiaogang actually a comedian? What is he going to use to destroy Martial Soul Hall?"

"Is he planning to poison the food and kill Pope Bibi Dong?"

"Hey, this matter is also recorded in Qin Di, hahahaha, as expected of Gangzi!"

For a moment, the entire arena was filled with a joyous atmosphere.

On the arena floor.

The Shrek Seven Devils, including Dai Mubai and the others, watched the video carefully.

Then, the three men simultaneously burst into laughter that sounded remarkably like Tom and the other cats from Tom and Jerry.

They were laughing so hard they were slapping everything around them.

"Hahahaha!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Holy crap, Gangzi is truly legendary!"

"Oh my god, I'm scared to death! Gangzi is going to destroy Martial Soul Hall at all costs!"

"We better run, lest Gangzi destroys Martial Soul Hall and wipes us out along with it!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Hahaha!"

Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and Oscar could no longer hold it in, all of them laughing until their jaws ached.

Even Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing, the two girls, couldn't suppress their laughter and burst out giggling.

Not to mention the surrounding Title Douluo like Dugu Bo, Chen Xin, and Gu Rong, who were completely unable to keep a straight face.

Dugu Bo tried his best to hold back his laughter, still wanting to maintain his image as a Title Douluo.

Now, no one understood the difficulty of holding back laughter better than him.

As for Liu Erlong and Flender, seeing Yu Xiaogang in the video threatening Bibi Dong and claiming he would destroy Martial Soul Hall, they both felt their vision go black.

They knew that by now, Yu Xiaogang had disgraced himself to the absolute limit...

Across from the Pope Palace.

Bibi Dong's expression was gloomy, while Chrysanthemum Douluo and Ghost Douluo were clutching their stomachs in laughter:

"Hahaha! Old Ghost, this piece of trash says he's going to destroy our Martial Soul Hall!"

"I heard it, I heard it! Yue Guan, do you think we should run away quickly?"

"No can do, Yu Xiaogang is here; another Martial Soul Hall is about to fall!"

"Hahahahaha!!"

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