Chapter 376: Ding, Welcome to the Flash Multiverse Contact Group - DC Tyrant

"Ding, welcome to the Flash Multiverse Contact Group."

"The Flash Multiverse Contact Group Announcement: This group is exclusively for Flash enhancements, communication, and sharing. Its purpose is to maintain peace in the multiverse, fight against the Only God who seeks to Destruction the universe, build a harmonious universe, and protect the multiverse."

"A new person has arrived?"

"Welcome newcomer, welcome Flash!"

"Which Flash is it?"

"Come on, let's place our bets! Based on the current Flash classifications, let's see whose doppelganger it is!"

"Flash Jay Garrick, odds 1:1.36."

"Barry Allen, the Flash, odds 1:0.5."

"Flash Wally West, the Flash, odds 1:2.3."

"The Flash Bart Allen, odds 1:1.25."

"Flash Jesse Quick, odds 1:7."

"The Flash, Bruce Wayne, odds 1:10."

"The Flash: Reverse Flash, 1:100".

"..."

"The odds for me Bruce Wayne the Flash, are outrageous! In my universe, I am the guardian of Gotham and the world!"

How dare you?

"This is full of guardians of Central City. You, a speedster from Gotham, have managed to sneak in. We haven't kicked you out of the group. You should be grateful."

"Yes, Bruce is rich and has the Speed Force, how is that possible?"

"Unbearable to look directly at Bruce; he possesses two superpowers!"

"Two kinds?"

"Money and the Speed Force!"

"Your universe must have collapsed!"

"My universe, the truth is, I'm the only superhero! The winner in life!"

"Damn it! I strongly suggest kicking this life winner out!"

I second that!

"Everyone, get serious! This group is for Flash from all over the multiverse to communicate, strengthen each other, and protect the universe. Don't make it like the Green Lantern group next door, a bunch of huskies letting loose and flooding the chat with nonsense, it's unbearable to look at!"

"Requesting a live stream Green Lantern group!"

"Flash Bruce, your odds are reasonable. I'm a superhero, after all, just a different color from you guys. Why are the odds 1 to 100? Are you trying to make things difficult for me, Reverse Flash?"

"Hehe!"

"With odds that high, don't you have any self-awareness?"

"The entire group of 800 Flash, and over 782 Flash villains, are all victims of Reverse Flash. Over 500 Flash mothers died at your hands, haha."

"Your Reverse Flash is amazing! So many universes are enemies of the Flash!"

"..."

I really wish I could stab you in the heart with a Vibrating Hand Blade.

I want to punch you just thinking about it!

"I'm so angry..."

"Calm down!"

"Calm down, this Reverse Flash is a superhero from a different universe."

"Yes, from a different universe, we can't find him!"

"Once we meet, each of us will give him a Vibrating Hand Blade. For now, calm down and don't scare him away!"

"..."

"Enough, all of you shut up! You bunch of trash whose speed is only a few hundred Mach. Newcomers, state your names and speeds!"

"I...I'm Barry Allen!"

"Oh dear, I knew it! It's another Barry!"

"In the many universes, Barry Allen, the Flash, is the king!"

"What's so surprising about that? He's a member of the Justice League, his background is impeccable."

"Alright, tell me your speed, what's Mach?"

"On average, around... Mach 8!"

"Damn it!"

Holy crap!

"Holy crap!"

"The worst Flash in history!"

"This speed is unbearable to look at, it's shockingly slow, I think he's slower than a snail!"

"At this speed, are you sure you're a speedster, the Flash? Are you some kind of Marvel comedian? By the way, my universe is a mix of Marvel superheroes, and there's this guy named Quicksilver who always tries to outrun me, and I always beat him to a pulp."

"A slowness unlike anything else!"

"Among the Flash, you're one of the slowest."

"Barry Allen is so slow that I, who share the same name, am simply too ashamed to show my face. It's embarrassing, so embarrassing."

"I didn't expect Barry Allen to be the slowest."

"I was just struck by lightning and gained the Speed Force, so I can travel at Mach 200... By the way, I just stopped Steppenwolf from invading Earth with Superman, Aquaman, Wonder Woman, Batman, Cyborg, and put him back on the other side of the Mother Box. We're about to start creating the Justice League!"

"Heh, Mach 200? Are you crawling like a tortoise?"

"At Mach 5,000, I don't even dare to speak!"

"Mach 8,000 represents a lot of pressure."

"Mach 10,000 is silently watching you show off."

"A hundred thousand Mach looks down on you."

"Two hundred thousand Mach" smiled faintly and remained silent.

"500,000 Mach, glancing sideways at you all."

"Shut up, you bunch of trash! You dare to chat in a group without the speed of light? Go practice your speed, Barry, run!!"

"The speed of light is nothing! Twice the speed of light is beneath our notice."

"I'm warning you at five times the speed of light: don't try to impress me. I could strip you naked, tie a bow, and you still wouldn't notice me."

"Is this a speed contest? Hmm? I can only watch a nuclear bomb move around in slow motion, maybe ten times the speed of light. So, it's late, please stop this topic, okay? You bunch of losers!"

"Heh! I, Wally, saved half a million people during a nuclear explosion. Please calculate my speed, thank you!"

"Wow, all the big shots are showing up."

"The newbie was trembling with fear!"

"Please, all you Flash, give me a way out. There's no way to be a hero like this."

"Anything that can't outrun a nuclear bomb and isn't at the speed of light is trash."

"I just silently activated my Speed Force Thinking and calculated in 0.001 seconds that Wally could save half a million people in a nuclear explosion. After calculating the round trip distance, I finally arrived at a figure that would make even the Flash despair."

"13 trillion times the speed of light!"

"Suck!"

"A sharp, gasping breath!"

"How do you train to achieve this speed?"

Is Wally the fastest?

"It should be the fastest!"

"Fastest? Not necessarily!"

"You guys are underestimating Barry Allen Jr."

"When this Flash group was first established, there was already a Barry Allen whose speed surpassed all others. He was the real mastermind behind the extraordinary speed."

"He once made a speed contest with the Cosmic God. Even the Cosmic God couldn't match his speed with teleportation."

"That big shot's speed is faster than any speed of light, faster than teleportation, faster than thought. He is a true absolute speedster. All of you arguing here are just trash."

Ding, Welcome to the Flash Multiverse Contact Group

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