Assassination Classroom: I Can Scheme Too!
Chapter 41

In a practical education, scheming against people? I can also do a little.

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"I said, feed me, are you going to feed me or not?"

"Feed, feed."

Seeing her small, pink fists raised, how could he not feed her?

Fine, he had no choice. The Hoya Chukai picked up a piece of lamb leg and put it in her mouth, watching her eat in front of him.

Strange, he had been drinking water, but why did he always feel dry and thirsty?

The Hoya Chukai picked up his chopsticks to grab some food. He picked up scrambled eggs with chives and put them in his mouth.

He seemed to have forgotten one of the effects of chives...

"I want to eat too."

"Open your mouth."

While eating, the Hoya Chukai reached for his chopsticks again, but Ryuen Shoko suddenly grabbed his head, pressing his face close to hers.

She did want to eat, but not the food on the plate, but from someone's mouth.

Ryuen was very proactive, which was beyond the Hoya Chukai's expectations. He couldn't figure out why she would do this.

The touch was soft, the sensation he had fantasized about. But it was softer and more wonderful than he had imagined. Perhaps this was the effect of hormones?

"You know, you're seducing me. A pure boy like me can't resist."

"Then how will you respond? My strategist~"

Ryuen Shoko smiled and reached her left hand under herself, gently tapping a bulge: "Or... you can play with me however you want today, how about it?"

"Are you sure?"

"It's a rare opportunity~"

Under the influence of alcohol, the two began to play and fool around. Of course, if they had gotten completely drunk, they wouldn't have been able to do this, but now they were both half-drunk, and the beasts in their hearts were quietly awakening.

Chapter 76: Gradually Recalling the Absurd Things That Happened Yesterday

"Ring ring~ Ring ring~"

"Ugh..."

I drank too much again yesterday.

Holding his head, the Hoya Chukai directly turned off the alarm clock next to him. He rubbed his eyes and looked around with difficulty.

My eyes are sore, and my back hurts.

So what exactly happened last night?

Squinting hard, the Hoya Chukai's eyes gradually felt a little better. He yawned and lifted the quilt next to him.

Hmm... Where are my underwear?

Looking at his little brother, who was standing tall and proud early in the morning, he couldn't help but fall into thought.

And as he pondered, he gradually recalled what had happened last night.

His face gradually turned pale, and he suddenly looked to the side. Ryuen Shoko was sleeping soundly, hugging a pillow.

Her big white butt was sticking out there. If he hadn't habitually drawn the curtains, the sun would probably be shining in by now.

It's over, it's all over. In the first week of school, I slept with my boss.

He couldn't help but take a breath and looked at the alarm clock next to him.

While he was lost in thought, it was already 7:10.

Damn it, I have to go to school.

Today is Monday, and last night was a wild night. He immediately picked up a new pair of pants and started putting them on. He patted Ryuen Shoko next to him: "Hey, boss, wake up, it's time for school."

"What are you doing? Let me sleep!"

Good, she sounded energetic enough, but now is not the time to be grumpy about waking up.

"Boss, we're going to be late!"

"So what if we're late? I'm afraid of that?"

If it were Kamuro Masumi, she would immediately wake up and prepare for school, but Ryuen Shoko...

Right, she's a delinquent, why would she be afraid of this?

"Then boss, you sleep in. I'll ask for half a day off for you."

Saying that, he immediately went to take a shower.

Passing through the living room, he glanced at the mess in the living room and couldn't help but shake his head. Forget it, he'd clean it up when he got back at noon.

Yesterday was indeed a bit too wild. The small table had completely fallen apart, and empty plates were lying on the ground. The eggplant was not finished, and there were still remnants on the ground. He didn't know who had stepped on it, making the whole place dirty.

As for the battle between the two yesterday... According to his limited memories, it seemed like they had fought all over the house. Even Ryuen Shoko couldn't defeat the Hoya Chukai in the end.

The final battlefield was naturally the bedroom. Looking at the mess at the end, he didn't know what to say.

Should he say it's fortunate that it's the safe period now? Otherwise, if they had been so intense yesterday, they might have had to seriously consider what to do next.

Although the safety period isn't one hundred percent safe, generally speaking, as long as your luck isn't terrible, it is basically reliable.

After quickly taking a simple shower, Hoya Chukai came out of the bathroom, only to see Ryuen Shoko leaning against the doorframe and yawning.

"Um... how come you're awake?"

"Weren't you the one who woke me up? You still had the energy to take a shower?"

"Well, are you going to wash up or not?"

"Cut the crap."

Nonsense, you ask if she wants to wash up? The amount from last night was sprayed everywhere; she was completely dazed.

Isn't it true that guys only produce 5ml a day? Just because this is a 2D world, you can do whatever you want?

Perhaps the worldview is different, so the situation is different too. Hoya Chukai looked at the mess on the floor, which still had some indescribable residue, and decided he should clean it up first.

As for breakfast...

"Hey, Albert, could you help me bring breakfast for me and the boss? Yeah, okay, sorry to trouble you."

After simply resolving the breakfast issue, Hoya Chukai looked at the clock; it was past seven-twenty.

Still in time.

He hurriedly changed his clothes and began to tidy up the house. Fortunately, it wasn't too messy; compared to Ryuen Shoko's dormitory, his room was still manageable.

He started mopping directly, sweeping the debris on the floor together before tossing it into a large trash bag. After disposing of the big bag of trash, he checked the time again.

Seven-forty-seven.

"Boss, aren't you done washing up yet?"

"What's the rush? I'm blow-drying my hair."

Ryuen Shoko pushed the door open as she spoke, and Hoya Chukai quickly averted his gaze when he saw her.

"What are you looking away for? We already had our fun yesterday, and now you're starting to act reserved?"

"No, it's just... I'm not used to it."

Having just finished her shower, Ryuen Shoko was naturally stark naked. She didn't care, but Hoya Chukai had started to feel self-conscious.

Damn it, he had been too drunk yesterday and his head was hot, so he just went with it. He had originally planned to think about this later, but ended up doing it in a muddled state.

It was his fault too; he had insisted on giving her a surprise at night, which made her quite happy. Seeing him busy running around for her, she didn't say anything, but she was very touched inside. Plus, after drinking some beer, oh well~

The raw rice was already cooked into porridge~

"By the way, boss, you should be fine for class, right?"

"What did you say?"

"Nothing."

Hoya Chukai couldn't help but scratch his head. He remembered reading in books that after the first time, people usually have trouble getting out of bed. He had indeed seen red colors when he was cleaning up, so logically, it should have been her first time.

But how come the boss is completely fine?

This can only be said to vary from person to person, just like the reaction to when "that time of the month" arrives.

As for novels, they describe guys being able to go at it for three days and three nights. Is that even possible?

Exaggeration, is it all just exaggeration?

Anyway, looking at Hoya Chukai, he clearly didn't understand.

"What's with that expression? Get me my clothes, or we're going to be late."

What was said while sleeping is one thing, but now Ryuen Shoko knew that being late would mean facing a deduction of points.

As the leader, she couldn't be the one to set a bad example and get points deducted. At least, she couldn't be the first person to have points deducted openly.

"Oh, oh, okay."

He hurriedly found her school uniform, underwear, socks, and shoes. Hoya Chukai went to deal with the trash while Ryuen Shoko put on her clothes.

It was already fifty-three minutes past when the two went downstairs, leaving only seven minutes until class started. It could only be said that the two had to run for their lives.

As for the trash? The trash bag was left there; they would deal with it when they got back. There was simply no time to throw it out now.

"Holy crap, we made it. We made it."

"Get in there, you."

In the end, the two entered the classroom just as the bell rang. The entire class couldn't help but stare at them.

The homeroom teacher stood quietly on the podium, watching as Ryuen Shoko shoved Hoya Chukai inside with a slap.

"Alright, since everyone is here, take your seats. We are ready to start the homeroom meeting."

Although it was evident that the relationship between this pair had improved, Sakagami still didn't say anything more.

At least for now, the two hadn't had points deducted because of their relationship, so he would deal with that aspect later.

Chapter 77: I'll Just Say Three Things

"Everyone's performance last week was quite good, although I suspect that's because you all found out about the S-Points."

Sakagami Kazuma spoke directly about the situation as soon as he opened his mouth; after all, since Hoya Chukai had already deduced the S-Points, it was inevitable that the entire class would eventually find out.

However, according to the rules, S-Points could only be announced on the first of every month and were kept confidential at all other times.

"Although there have been instances of point deductions, the following days have been much better compared to the first day. I can clearly tell everyone that compared to the Class C of the past, you have all done very well."

Sakagami Kazuma couldn't help but look at Hoya Chukai, who was panting like a dog from running the whole way, and Ryuen Shoko in front, who wasn't even breaking a sweat; it was clear that the physical fitness of these two was vastly different.

Well, he didn't know that last night, Hoya Chukai had even held the upper hand for a time; aside from the beginning when Ryuen Shoko managed to gain some advantage, the rest of the time was spent with Hoya Chukai putting in his best effort.

After all, being in good shape doesn't mean one is strong in every type of exercise, as everyone has their own characteristics. Just like someone who can run might not be able to do a single pull-up, people are all different.

"If our class didn't have a leader yet, I would go on to talk about a bunch of other things, but before that, let's have our student Ryuen... student Hoya say a few words."

At first, Sakagami Kazuma intended to call on Ryuen Shoko, but seeing her gaze shift toward Hoya Chukai, and seeing him point to himself, it was obvious that he, the external brain, was meant to devise the strategy this time.

Ryuen? It was enough that she could fight; the concern was that she wouldn't be able to unite everyone.

"Ahem, let me say a few words."

Hoya Chukai patted his chest, feeling like he was about to die from exhaustion.

Fortunately, he had made it in time and avoided a point deduction.

"After several discussions between student Ryuen and myself, and having confirmed things with student Shiina, we have finally decided on the following matters. First, the issue of class funds."

As Hoya Chukai spoke, he looked up at everyone to gauge their reactions.

Well, although most looked rather surprised, their overall attitude wasn't overly intense.

"We have tentatively decided that starting next month, ten percent of the monthly income will be pooled together and handed over to teacher Sakagami Kazuma for supervision. Regarding this, teacher, you have no issues with that, right?"

"Yes, no problem."

Hoya Chukai had already discussed the class fund issue with Sakagami, and it was indeed something that needed to be resolved.

Just like how the class funds of the entire Class B were handed over to Ichinose, Hoya Chukai had thought about it and chose not to entrust it to any one student, but rather directly to the teacher.

Compared to a teacher, students were more prone to suspicion and doubt, and problems could easily arise. With such a large sum of money, Hoya Chukai didn't dare to keep it himself; he didn't dare to gamble with the dark side of his own psyche, as that was far too dangerous.

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