Nie Yun suppressed his surprise, then glanced at Chu Xiaoxiao across from him, giving her a little look that said, "See? I wasn't lying." She rolled her eyes at him.
"Ahem! Mr. Secretary of Defense, I understand the situation now, but I'm very curious... just how did you manufacture a bomb like this, accidentally press its detonation button, and then, most bizarrely of all, forget whether you should cut the red wire or the blue wire to defuse it?!" Nie Yun's tone suggested he had never heard of such adorably idiotic incompetence.
The Secretary of Defense: "..."
Chu Xiaoxiao was equally speechless at Nie Yun's words, but wait! Setting this strange conversation aside, had Nie Yun just spoken English? Fluent English, at that? Weren't you an elementary school graduate?
Chu Xiaoxiao felt as though Nie Yun's original character profile was gradually falling apart...
In front of Chu Xiaoxiao, Nie Yun had not altered his voice. After the Mechanical Insects in his phone automatically modified it, however, what the Secretary of Defense heard was the standard "Ghost Captain metallic voice."
"Uh... sir, this bomb wasn't manufactured by us Americans, and it doesn't have any damned red or blue wires for us to cut... ahem! In fact, according to our conjecture, this bomb may have something to do with you!" The Secretary of Defense chose his words as carefully as possible, worried that speaking too bluntly would make this potential savior they had finally found throw down his glass and storm off.
Inside, however, he had already cursed him ten thousand times. Damn it, you caused this mess in the first place!
*At most, we were foolish enough to think we'd found a bag of money by the roadside and failed to hand it over to the police. Sure, we eventually discovered