My Chat Group Is Really Strange, by Cosmic Overlord Dumb Dragon Beast
Good news: I suddenly transmigrated.
Even better news: I transmigrated into several hundred worlds at once.
The Slacker King of Hyperion: Let me tell you, that day, I carried a Baseball Bat and chased Otto for three days and three nights.
The Blonde from Teyvat: What would happen if we set off a Tsar Bomba in Teyvat?
The Video Store Owner: This is bad. My sister seems to have found out about my relationship with other girls. Waiting online, pretty urgent.
The Savior of Rationality: How should this Dragon Meat be cooked? Would braising it in soy sauce work?
The Garbage King of a Certain Train: Thanks for the invitation. I've maxed out every Path, and recently those C'tans have been asking me to meetings every day.
One day, when someone asked Mo Wang why he was so powerful and whether he was cheating or something—
Mo Wang answered like this:
Mo Wang: What a joke. I only ever got stronger by relying on myself!
My Chat Group Is Full of My Alt Accounts
Inside a dormitory at St. Freya Academy, near Japan.
Mo Wang was slumped in front of his desk, staring at a brand-new letter of appointment.
"Why? Why did this happen?! How did I suddenly become the temporary Captain of the Hyperion?"
Mo Wang wasn't quite at the point of tears, but his heart was already ashes.
Mo Wang, male, approximately sixteen years old.
Before transmigrating, he had been an ordinary high school student who enjoyed playing all kinds of games.
Because he forgot to turn off the gas while cooking at home and happened to be playing Genshin Impact on a certain domestic phone, he was blown into human fragments on the spot.
When he woke up, he had arrived in Honkai Impact 3rd and become a student in the Schicksal Captain Division.
He had actually been quite excited about transmigrating.
But after seeing that his Honkai energy adaptation was only D-rank, he decisively chose to slack off.
Was this a joke? With D-rank Honkai energy adaptation, he probably wouldn't even qualify as cannon fodder on the battlefield.
He might as well be a proper couch potato, then after graduation, see whether some remote branch wanted him and live there as a freeloader.
Yet, just his luck, Himeko—the Hyperion's originally appointed Captain—had suddenly been seriously injured during a mission. They had no choice but to find some unlucky bastard to take Himeko's place as the Hyperion's Captain.
And that unlucky bastard happened to be Mo Wang.
"Heavens, earth! Why did this happen?!"
Right now, Mo Wang really wanted to grab some blond guy by the neck and ask what the hell he had done to deserve this.
Why did he have to become the Captain?
He had no background, no strength, and was a complete slacker in class.
No matter how they picked, they shouldn't have picked him!
When he thought of everything this crappy world would face in the future—the Herrscher of the Void, the Far East Branch rebellion, Otto becoming a god, Kevin destroying the world...
With his scrawny arms and legs, he probably wouldn't even be enough to fill those big shots' teeth.
Of course, Mo Wang didn't have the guts to run to Schicksal Headquarters and grab Otto by the neck.
As the saying went, if there was no way to resist, then he could only slack off.
"At this point, I might as well watch some videos."
Mo Wang picked up his phone and was about to open a video app when he noticed a strange new app on his phone.
"What's this? Dimensional Chat Group? When did I download this?"
Mo Wang scratched his head, unable to remember what this thing was.
Could he have accidentally tapped it while asleep last night?
Driven by strange curiosity, Mo Wang opened the bizarre app.
The first thing he saw was his personal information.
Name: Mo Wang, The Slacker King of Hyperion Physique: Honkai energy adaptation physique Skills: Basic Combat Proficiency, Warship Piloting, Combat Command, Military Combat Techniques, Marksmanship Mastery. Evaluation: A student aboard the Hyperion from a certain spacetime. Although he possessed considerable knowledge, his excessively slacker personality made him unremarkable at school.
"Holy shit! I've been doxxed!"
When Mo Wang first saw this thing, he thought some hacker had doxxed him.
But then he felt that something was off.
What kind of doxxing came with its own app?
This looked more like the legendary... cheat ability?
"Pah! Who are you calling a couch potato? Fine, can slacking off even be called being a couch potato for a student? This is clearly normal student life!"
What student didn't like slacking off? Those who didn't like it were heretics! They had already transcended the student race!
How could he possibly be a couch potato? Impossible.
Just as Mo Wang was trying to figure out what this thing was, the app showed that several friends had been added.
Mo Wang, The Blonde from Teyvat: Holy shit, what is this? Why did I suddenly get a phone out of nowhere? And it even came with a chat app?
Mo Wang, The Garbage King of the Train: Bro, doxxing people is going too far, isn't it? Is there no privacy anymore?
Mo Wang, The Savior of Rationality: Strange. Why is everyone in this group called Mo Wang? Is this name that common now?
Mo Wang, The Slacker King of Hyperion: Maybe, perhaps? But bro, why do your usernames look so familiar? Also, my name really is Mo Wang.
Mo Wang, The Video Store Owner: If you guys are Mo Wang, then who am I?
As Mo Wang looked at the group members, they seemed more familiar the longer he stared.
"Wait, weren't these all alt accounts I made while surfing the internet back then?"
Once he noticed this, the others in the group obviously noticed it too.
Mo Wang, The Garbage King of the Train: Wait, hold on. Are you all Mo Wang? Before I transmigrated, I was a student at XX Middle School in XX City.
Mo Wang, The Savior of Rationality: What a coincidence, bro. So was I...
Mo Wang, The Blonde from Teyvat: I'm guessing you were all probably blown up by a gas cylinder...
For a while, the group fell into three whole minutes of silence.
The Slacker King of Hyperion: Ahem. I just saw that this phone app has a memory transfer function. How about we try it?
The Garbage King of the Train: Sounds good. Wouldn't trying it tell us who everyone really is?
The Video Store Owner: Isn't that a little inappropriate...?
The Savior of Rationality: If you're going to play, don't chicken out! If you're scared, don't play!
As Mo Wang tapped the memory transfer function, fragments of memories began flooding madly into his mind in the form of compressed files.
Mo Wang: ...
All right, he finally understood. The group members really were all himself.
So when his home exploded, it had not only blown him to death, but even shattered his soul into fragments and tossed them into other worlds.
The Slacker King of Hyperion: Seriously, why was I the only one who became a loser after transmigrating? And in a super dangerous world like Honkai, too?
The Garbage King of the Train: Quit whining and look where I am.
The Savior of Rationality: Want to switch with me? You've got girls around you and you're still unhappy?
The Video Store Owner: Exactly. At least you can still fight, right?
The Slacker King of Hyperion: You siscon, shut up!
Although they had learned that they had been blown into fragments, the Mo Wangs took it rather well.
After all... this kind of cheat ability was pretty reassuring to use, wasn't it?
The Owner of a Certain Video Store: Come to think of it, doesn't this cheat ability look rather familiar?
The Blonde from Teyvat: I get it. The whole "transmigrating into ninety-nine worlds at once" thing. An old-school cheat ability.
The Savior of Humanity: I think it's more like one of those stories where the chat group is full of yourself.
The Garbage King of the Train: I think they're basically the same. I just noticed this phone seems able to share abilities too. How about we try it?
Mo Wang looked at the bottom of the phone and found that there really was a Share Ability function next to Memory Transfer.
This was perfect!
The thought of obtaining abilities from other worlds thrilled him.
"Projection Magic! Elemental power! Holy crap! I'm finally going to rise from couch-potato status!"
With that in mind, Mo Wang hurriedly tapped the Share function and uploaded his Honkai energy adaptation physique.
The Video Store Owner: Shared Hacking Skills.
The Blonde from Teyvat: Shared Teyvat cooking guide.
The Savior of Rationality: Shared Basic Magecraft and Magic Circuits.
The Slacker King of Hyperion: Shared Honkai energy adaptation physique.
The Garbage King of the Train: Shared Stellaron.
Mo Wang: ...
Just as Mo Wang happily received the things shared by his other selves, his finger froze in midair when he saw what The Garbage King of the Train had shared.
No, bro, what the hell did you share?
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Mo Wang held his phone with trembling hands, unable to bring himself to tap it.
What the hell had this guy sent over?!
The Slacker King of Hyperion: **, what the hell did you send?!
The Savior of Rationality: Are you saying our worlds aren't chaotic enough already? Aren't you afraid we'll explode?
The Video Store Owner: Don't! I'm genuinely afraid my house will blow up, okay? I still have a sister to raise!
The Blonde from Teyvat: 6. With this thing, we could probably take down the Heavenly Principles directly.
The Garbage King of the Train: Don't mess around. Just tell me, is this thing powerful or not? A universal wishing machine plus a tactical nuclear bomb. If you're unhappy, just blow up with them!
The many Mo Wangs fell silent.
All right, he did have a point.
Although Stellarons were also known as the Cancer of All Worlds, and a moment of carelessness could lead to a world's destruction.
The destructive power of a single Stellaron could even rival an entire Will of Honkai.
But there was no denying that this thing was powerful, wasn't it?
At least with this thing, he wouldn't have to fear being secretly killed.
Come to think of it, what would happen if someone killed him and directly caused the Stellaron to leak?
At the thought of that situation—rifts and Honkai Beasts fighting it out together... Holy shit, wouldn't that be absolutely wonderful?
After thinking it over again and again, Mo Wang ultimately couldn't resist his itchy fingers and tapped Accept.
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