My Chat Group is Just Too Strange

Good news: I suddenly traveled through time.

Better news: I traveled through hundreds of worlds all at once.

[The Slacker King of a Certain Hubelian]: "Let me tell you, that day, I chased Otto for three days and three nights with a baseball bat."

[A Certain Teyvat Blonde]: "What would happen if we enlarged Ivan in Teyvat?"

[A Certain Video Store Owner]: "Oh no, my sister seems to have found out about my relationship with other girls. I'm waiting online, it's quite urgent."

[The Savior of a Certain Rationality]: "Excuse me, how should I cook this dragon meat? Is braising okay?"

[The Garbage King of a Certain Train]: "Thanks for the invite, my fate path is already full, and recently those star gods have been calling me for meetings every day."

One day, when someone asked Mo Wang why he was so powerful and if he was cheating in some way, Mo Wang answered:

Mo Wang: "Just kidding, I’ve always gotten stronger solely by relying on myself."