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"How is it? Feeling better now? I told you, that gloomy feeling doesn't suit you at all." Mo Wang looked at the noticeably more relaxed Bronya and could not help smiling.

"But Bronya will not thank idiot Mo Wang for it." After all that tossing around, Bronya spoke to Mo Wang while catching her breath.

"Doesn't matter. I didn't say it to make you thank me anyway." Mo Wang spread his hands.

"But Bronya is very curious. Why do you know so much about Cocolia Mama? Could it be that you know Cocolia Mama very well?" At that moment, Bronya seemed to recall something, and a suspicious look appeared in her eyes.

"Pah, pah, pah! Who knows a woman like that well? Don't go spreading nonsense! She's Anti-Entropy's number one lunatic. Who would dare have anything to do with her?"

"And if word gets out, people might think I'm some kind of Schicksal traitor."

Mo Wang wore a look of utter terror.

The feeling was strangely like an ordinary resident in Harry Potter hearing Voldemort's name.

"Is that so?" Bronya stared at Mo Wang suspiciously.

She could not shake the feeling that this person was hiding something from her.

"Why are you worrying about that? Hurry up, are we playing or not? It's time to show you what the number one Kallen on the national server really looks like!"

"Let's play!"

Hearing Mo Wang's invitation, Bronya did not hesitate in the slightest.

In less than a second, she had already thrown the matter of Cocolia far out of her mind.

All one could say was that gamers sometimes thought about things that simply.

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"Bright as day for blinding, Expelliarmus to remove threats, Stupefy to knock them down and control them—what a perfect combo!" Ethan, the former head Auror who had retired early to loaf around at home, shared his insights with a reporter.

"What if that combo doesn't work?" the reporter asked.

"Very simple, my friend." The smile on Ethan's face did not fade as he replied leisurely.

"Just use Avada Kedavra on him."

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Mo Wang: For the Sake of Loafing Around, I Can Give Up Everything!

On a peaceful weekend at St. Freya, the door to the Captain's Office was gently opened.

Mo Wang cautiously poked his head out from inside.

His heart was racing as his gaze swept in every direction, ensuring that no one had noticed what he was doing.

Yet the corridor before him was completely empty. Aside from the occasional sounds of machinery operating in the distance, it was exceptionally quiet, without a single person in sight.

After confirming that no one was nearby, Mo Wang swiftly stepped out of the office, carrying a heavy box in his arms.

The edges of the box bulged slightly, as though it contained quite a few important items.

He tried his best to remain steady and keep his footsteps light, afraid that even the slightest sound would attract someone's attention.

Although he knew that no one knew his purpose, he also knew that he had to be extremely careful. If he was discovered, it would all be over.

"Good, it looks like nobody noticed..." he muttered to himself, secretly letting out a sigh of relief. Then he quickened his pace and headed straight for the hatch.

Along the way, Mo Wang kept peeking around and carefully examining every corner, making sure there were no potential witnesses nearby.

Even when passing an ordinary intersection, he lowered his head to take a close look, terrified of running into a familiar face.

"I'm almost there!" Mo Wang could already see the hatch in the distance.

But just as he was about to reach it, a voice suddenly sounded from behind him, interrupting him.

"Captain, what are you doing?" The sudden voice startled Mo Wang so badly that he instinctively shoved the box in his hands behind him.

He spun around and saw a familiar Valkyrie passing by, a stack of documents tucked beneath her arm.

Her wide, puzzled eyes stared at him, apparently unable to understand what he was doing while acting so sneaky.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem. It's you. What a coincidence. Come to think of it, isn't today the weekend? What are you doing on the Hyperion?"

Mo Wang spoke to the Valkyrie with a perfectly calm expression. Of course, that was only if one ignored how he kept blocking the box behind him, as well as the sweat running down his forehead...

"It's like this: there was a document I didn't finish processing yesterday, so I came in to work overtime today. I just finished it and was about to bring it to you."

As she spoke, the Valkyrie curiously looked behind Mo Wang.

"You've really worked hard, having to work overtime even on the weekend." As Mo Wang spoke, he followed her gaze and continued shielding the box behind him.

"Oh, right! If it isn't too much trouble, please put the documents on my desk. I'll handle them when I have time."

"Captain, what exactly are you carrying? Why are you being so mysterious?"

The Valkyrie became even more curious.

Her heart felt as if a cat were scratching at it.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem." Seeing that he could no longer hide it, Mo Wang had no choice but to use his supreme secret technique and began to deal with the situation.

"Valkyrie, stand at attention. The Captain is currently carrying out an order personally issued by the Bishop. You must not tell anyone about this!"

Mo Wang spoke to the Valkyrie with a solemn expression.

If one only looked at his serious face, he really did seem convincing.

"A secret mission from the Bishop? How come I never heard anything about it?!"

The Valkyrie curiously sized Mo Wang up, her curiosity growing even stronger.

"Ahem, why else would it be called a secret mission? All right, Valkyrie, hurry and put down the documents. Remember, you did not see me at all today. If anyone mentions me afterward, tell them you haven't seen me. Understood? That is the Captain's order."

"Understood, Captain!" Hearing Mo Wang say that, the Valkyrie's gaze immediately became serious.

At the end of the day, even Valkyries were still soldiers.

After being fooled by Mo Wang's nonsense, she actually did not suspect a thing.

"I finally fooled her."

Once Mo Wang saw that the Valkyrie was no longer pestering him, he immediately sprinted at full speed without stopping all the way to a small grove near the outermost edge of St. Freya.

As everyone knew, St. Freya had been built on an isolated island. Apart from a single route, there was no normal way to reach St. Freya at all.

All around it were nothing but small groves and reefs near the sea.

Hardly anyone ever came to a place like this.

As a result, a great many unknown secret areas existed around St. Freya.

"I'm finally here! My sacred land!"

Mo Wang immediately took out one item after another from the box he had brought, including a parasol, a lounge chair, wood, a barbecue grill, all kinds of snacks, and even a fishing rod.

In less than ten minutes, Mo Wang had created an incredibly luxurious vacation spot.

"Lounge chair, check! Barbecue, check! Drinks, check! Fishing rod, check!"

Mo Wang looked at his masterpiece and felt that everything was perfect.

In this hidden little grove, not only was there no one around, but there was even a small river beside it that led directly to the sea.

Barbecue, fishing, all kinds of snacks! This was simply the perfect vacation spot in the heart of every fishing enthusiast.

"It hasn't been easy, but I can finally loaf around in peace!"

Thinking about how he had recently needed to deal with mountains of official work, play games with the Valkyries, and moonlight as a psychologist, Mo Wang could not help wiping away a tear.

The last time he had loafed around was... the last time.

But all of it had been worth it!

Just looking at the scene before him, Mo Wang felt as though his Engel coefficient had shot straight through the roof.

"La la la, vacation time!"

Mo Wang lay directly down on the lounge chair and casually cast his fishing rod, his relaxed posture practically radiating comfort.

Watching the bobber sway and smelling the aroma of barbecue drifting through the air, Mo Wang felt that a perfect life was nothing more than this.

To enjoy today's vacation in peace, he had not only cleared an entire month's worth of work in one go and sent all the Valkyries off on vacation, but had also spent a fortune setting up an impenetrable net around the area.

If anyone so much as passed by, Mo Wang could make them get the hell out of here!

As far as Mo Wang was concerned today, even if the Heavenly King himself came, he would not be able to make him work.

But just as Mo Wang happily wondered whether he might catch a sea fish to eat later, a blue-haired young man secretly arrived near St. Freya on a beach less than two hundred meters away from him.

"Tch! So this is Schicksal's Far East Branch? I thought the defenses would be so tight, but this is it?"

The blue-haired young man looked disdainfully at the completely undefended beach around him and could not help laughing.

"Looks like this mission will be even easier than I imagined. They actually made me come personally—Cocolia really deserves to die."

As he spoke, the blue-haired young man headed toward the grove ahead.

However, he had barely taken a few steps when he suddenly felt the ground vanish beneath his feet.

"Huh?"

The young man looked down in confusion and discovered that, at some point, he had stepped onto a pit at least ten meters deep.

"Damn it! Who the hell digs a pit in a place like this?!"

Accompanied by the blue-haired young man's scream and a thud, the arrogant-looking young man fell straight down.

Meanwhile, the culprit behind it all, Mo Wang, was completely unaware as he began his fishless fishing expedition.

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Fishing Enthusiasts Can Really Catch Anything Except Fish

"Damn it, why would anyone dig a pit on a beach?!"

After nearly ten minutes, the blue-haired young man finally climbed out of the pit on the beach.

But the moment he placed his hand on the edge, a foul stench made him vomit uncontrollably.

"Bleurgh! The person who dug this pit is a goddamn animal! They even put shit in it!"

The more he smelled that stench, the more he wanted to throw up.

Especially with the salty, damp sea breeze mixed with the wet sand around him, the young man felt an urge to die.

"What kind of lunatics dig a pit on the beach and put this foul-smelling stuff inside? Do the people at St. Freya have holes in their brains?"

The blue-haired young man cursed as he took two steps forward, thinking about how to get away from the stinking beach. Yet fate always had a way of making people laugh and cry. The next thing he stepped on made his face turn green on the spot, as if it had been coated with a layer of green paint.

Crack! A sharp sound exploded beside his ear. He lowered his head and looked at his right foot, his pupils instantly widening as he could hardly believe his eyes—he had stepped on a mousetrap! The trap looked especially ridiculous against the sandy beach, but the searing pain was absolutely no joke... Most importantly, it had been coated in chili water!

"Aaaaaah!!!!!" His scream instantly rang across the entire beach, startling even the seagulls nearby. (You can imagine it by picturing our dear teacher Tom.)

Overwhelmed by the intense pain, the blue-haired young man clutched his foot and began hopping backward across the beach like a fish.

Yet unexpectedly, because of those few frantic struggles, his foot slipped again, and he fell straight back into that horrifying sand pit without warning with another thud!

This time, however, the time it took for the young man to climb out had become... twenty minutes.

"Kill him! I'm definitely going to kill him!"

The young man who climbed out again had killing intent filling his eyes.

Since his birth, when had he ever suffered such treatment?

No matter what, he was going to kill the bastard who had set up these torturous traps!

However, after taking another step, he stopped where he stood.

He carefully examined the beach before him and found it increasingly suspicious.

"Hmph!"

The young man snorted coldly, and powerful energy swiftly swept across the entire beach.

Countless thumbtacks, mousetraps, and even pits were all swept away by his immense power.

"Heh, hehehe! You truly underestimated me. You think these childish tricks can stop me, the Leader of Anti-Entropy?"

The young man gave an evil smile before walking toward the grove ahead.