Shin Getter's Assault! What Do You Mean, I've Become the Demon Emperor? (Continued)

Honkai Mo Wang shrank his neck after being blasted, muttering softly, "What's so bad about being the boss? If it were me, I'd have been over the moon already..."

"Good? You call this good?!" Dante Mo Wang suddenly raised his head, the resentment in his eyes nearly taking solid form. "This godforsaken place doesn't even have anyone selling pizza! Sundaes? Strawberry swirl? Chocolate lava cake? Dream on! The Demon World kitchen only serves spider legs smoking purple fumes and screaming lumps of meat!" The more he spoke, the more worked up he became, grabbing his white hair and spinning in circles. "I haven't tasted human food in three months! Now even lava looks like ketchup to me!"

Blonde Mo Wang, squatting in the corner, suddenly poked his head out. "Why not just sneak off to the Human World to eat? It's not like you haven't done that before."

Those words were like opening a floodgate. Dante Mo Wang instantly collapsed into a heap. "My real body can't get out, damn it! Ever since I took this shitty position, my demonic power has surged so much it could crush the Human World into cracker crumbs. Forget eating pizza, I can't even enter an arcade—" He counted on his fingers as he wailed, "Arcade machines! Internet speed! Soda! All gone!"

An eerie silence suddenly fell over the group chat. Several Mo Wangs' shoulders began to shake. Someone let out a muffled snort first, and the entire chat immediately erupted in laughter. Wuxia Mo Wang pounded the floor, crying that his stomach hurt. Sci-Fi Mo Wang's light screen flickered wildly with garbled code. Even the most composed Secretary Mo Wang buried his face in his book, suppressed "kukuku" laughter drifting out from between the pages.

Dante Mo Wang raised his head darkly. Seeing