"Is this the underworld?"
Simu slowly opened his eyes, and as far as his gaze could reach was an endless sea of black-purple mist.
This mist churned unceasingly, radiating an extremely terrifying aura.
Icy, bizarre, fear, resentment...
This was what Simu currently felt, wrapped tightly by countless mixed negative emotions.
"Since this is hell, where is the Bridge of Helheim? And what does Meng Po look like?"
Not only was there no trace of fear on Simu's face, but there was also a trace of curiosity about the unknown. Since he was already dead anyway, what else was there to worry about? At worst, he could just die a second time.
Just as he prepared to lift his feet to search for those legendary things, the mist surrounding him suddenly surged violently, then aggregated into a massive black shadow!
The shadow was huge and twisted, and Simu simply couldn't find any words to describe such a massive lump right before his eyes.
His brow furrowed slightly as a dark red crack suddenly emerged in the middle of the black shadow, followed immediately by that crack bursting open abruptly!
A pair of scarlet eyes thus manifested out of thin air before Simu.
Accompanying them was also a gust of violent and bizarre hurricane. Simu stood in place, only feeling that this wind was so strong it actually blew his entire body out of shape!
Turning his head, a face identical to his own was smiling and making eye contact with him.
Looking closely, thank goodness, it was just another head growing out of his own shoulder.
Thank goodness my ass!
Not only that, but when Simu wanted to speak, he discovered that his tongue had somehow grown onto his buttocks.
His mouth even emerged on his abdomen, with colorful intestines spilling out from the opened mouth.
His right hand was dragging his left hand, which was dragging his left foot followed by his right foot, looking like a centipede. The center of his right foot was his own nostril, stuffed with two eyeballs.
Not one on each side, but two on each side, with his own heart hanging off one side, still beating slowly.
Ah, this...
Even Simu was somewhat speechless. Was this some kind of new netherworld joke?
Fortunately, this state only lasted for a single second, and Simu's body quickly returned to normal.
Just as he let out a sigh of relief, the ground beneath his feet suddenly split open, and a gigantic abyss of a mouth emerged, almost swallowing him whole.
"Jie-jie-jie-jie..."
"I didn't expect that after hundreds of years, actually two people would come here at the same time!"
"It seems the seal of those Otsutsuki bastards is finally going to be undone!"
Mentioning those three words, Otsutsuki, the giant mouth's tone was clearly filled with rage.
Simu pushed his glasses up again. Leaving aside the cliché "jie-jie-jie" at the start, he could analyze three pieces of information from this sentence.
First, he probably hadn't died, but had arrived in a mysterious place in some special state.
Second, before he arrived here, another person had come here first.
Third, this terrifying-looking fellow before him had been sealed here several centuries ago by a bunch of people called the Otsutsuki.
Fourth, this guy didn't seem particularly smart.
Sure enough, seeing Simu standing in place unmoving, that huge black shadow proudly let out a "jie-jie-jie" laugh.
"Brat, you must've been scared stupid by Lord Jashin, standing there unable to even move!"
Simu let out a breath. So this guy was Jashin?
He neatly and decisively placed one hand over his chest, then deeply bowed and said, "Greetings, almighty and supremely great Lord Jashin."
"Jie-jie-jie-jie!"
As Simu anticipated, Lord Jashin was quite satisfied with these words!
The giant mouth beneath Simu's feet suddenly vanished, reappearing instead diagonally below the scarlet eyeballs.
Not just one, but hundreds of mouths emerged all at once, densely packed, and his speech even had an echo!
Perhaps feeling that speaking this way was relatively cool, Lord Jashin spoke again, "Brat, what is your name?"
"My name is Simu, great Lord Jashin."
Simu replied with almost zero hesitation, and his attitude became even more respectful.
This posture made Lord Jashin nod inwardly. Not bad, this kid is much better than that wooden-headed idiot just now!
Like a child with ADHD, Lord Jashin suddenly had countless eyeballs emerge amidst those opened mouths, and tens of thousands of eyeballs stared at Simu together like that.
"Simu is it? Let me ask you, are you willing to become a believer of the Jashin Cult, sacrifice blood to this Lord Jashin, and help me lift the seal early and return to the Shinobi World?"
The moment those words fell, an interface popped up in front of Simu.
Jashin-sama's Raising Mini-game has been activated! Do you choose to worship Lord Jashin? Choosing Yes grants the ability [Womb of the Creator].
"Choose no. Because your looks are quite extraordinary, you may be spared from death and become the Jashin's favorite concubine."
Simu froze. Even though he felt he was already quite perverted and had very strange tastes, he never expected that even a Jashin would be gay.
Yet if he chose yes, wouldn't a fine young man of the twenty-first century like himself be helping a tyrant do evil? This was truly—
Simply wonderful!
This hesitation of a few seconds had already made the supreme Lord Jashin quite displeased.
A few black bubbles gurgled up across its massive body, perhaps... feeling a little angry.
Seeing this, Simu dropped to one knee without the slightest hesitation, raised both hands, and shouted loudly like a fanatical believer:
"Great Lord Jashin, I will offer the entire Shinobi World to you!"
"Hehehehe..."
These words once again caused our Lord Jashin to emit a satisfied laugh.
After all, without comparison there was no harm; Simu's performance was unknown levels better than that guy from just now who only knew how to yell about killing people.
What use was killing a few people?
Look at this guy, opening his mouth and instantly offering the entire Shinobi World!
Feeling the joyful aura emanating from Lord Jashin from head to toe, Simu smiled slightly.
Although he didn't know what an Otsutsuki was, what the Jashin Cult was, or what the Shinobi World was, this didn't prevent Simu from talking nonsense off the top of his head.
After all, making empty promises was something he was an old expert at!
Having been in the industry for so many years, what empty promises hadn't he eaten? Drawing a big blueprint was just a piece of cake!
Yet obviously, Lord Jashin, who had been sealed for hundreds of years, had never encountered such a big promise before, and it was immediately intoxicated by the aroma.
"Very good, very good, very good. Since that is the case, I shall hand the Immortal Body and the Jashin Ritual over to you."
"With these two skills, you should be able to be invincible across the world!"
Simu's eyes lit up. He hadn't expected that besides the system's rewards, he could also obtain rewards from Jashin!
This really opened his eyes.
Soon, under Jashin's actions, countless black mists poured into Simu's body.
Simu could feel every inch and every part of his body undergoing changes.
Just as Simu was immersed in this wondrous change, Lord Jashin suddenly stopped.
"Is something the matter, Lord Jashin?" Simu respectfully inquired.
"Um... that thing..."
"Let's call it a day for now. The Immortal Body is yours, and as for the Jashin Ritual, let's leave that for next time."
From Jashin's tone, Simu seemed to hear the inadequacy of a married man past thirty facing his wife's teasing.
Although somewhat disappointed, since the other party had put it that way, Simu could only quit while he was ahead.
"Thank you for your grace, Lord Jashin! I will definitely offer the Shinobi World to Lord Jashin!"
The black mist surged in another wave.
"Hehehe, alright, go back."
"The day my seal as Lord Jashin is lifted will be the time the Shinobi World plunges into dark rule!"
"Yes!"
After Simu disappeared, this mass of black mist muttered quietly: "If I'd known, I wouldn't have given that brat Hidan so much stuff. This Simu looks terrific—completely the seed of a flunky."
"Tsk tsk, offering the entire Shinobi World, huh? Really not bad."
"Glub glub glub."
"Hehehe."
Praise the great Lord Jashin!
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