I Will Offer the Ninja World to the Evil God
Chapter 7

Only I Am Lord Jashin's Most Loyal Dog

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Inside a dimly lit laboratory, a boy with slicked-back silver hair and a monochromatic outfit stood atop a bizarre Jashin Cult symbol.

The scene was as eerie as it could possibly be.

Yet, aside from the mountain bandit who had been dragged there, neither the Cult Leader nor Simu showed any expression on their faces.

"Where should I start first?"

Hidan licked the blood from the corner of his mouth and slowly aimed his long spear at his own heart.

"The heart? Isn't that a bit too fast?"

The tip of the spear shifted slowly.

"The lungs? That also seems a bit too quick."

Hidan fell into a dilemma, only making his decision after a few seconds.

"Then let's start with the right side of the chest!"

Although the bandit didn't understand why this Jashin Cultist wanted to self-mutilate, Hidan's appearance and manic demeanor were enough to fill him with terror.

Moreover, a voice in his heart kept telling him that when this boy thrust the spear down, something truly terrible would happen.

"Please, spare me, I beg you."

Faced with the pleas, the look of madness on Hidan's face intensified, his voice trembling slightly.

"That's right, that's right, feel fear, tremble! This is the best sacrifice for Lord Jashin!"

With that, the sharp black spear plunged downward, and an expression of immense pleasure appeared on Hidan's face.

"Ah!"

Blood bloomed from the right side of both Hidan's and the bandit's chests almost simultaneously.

Hidan spread his arms, his expression intoxicated.

Meanwhile, the bandit curled up on the ground in agony.

He was going to die.

If this continued, he would definitely die!

Extreme pain spread from his chest, but the will to survive forced him to stand up.

Clutching his chest, he used every ounce of his strength to dash toward the laboratory door.

Hidan tilted his head. "As a sacrifice, you can't just leave the altar! Lord Jashin will blame me!"

With that, the black spear was swung once more.

This time, Hidan chose to pierce his own thigh.

Just as the bandit was about to reach the laboratory door, a flower of blood bloomed from his thigh, and he collapsed to the ground in utter despair.

The strength in his body drained away along with his blood, and his consciousness began to blur.

There was no helping it; the blood loss was simply too great.

"How boring, are you already done for?"

"In that case."

Hidan raised the spear, aimed it at his own heart, and a devout smile appeared on his face, making him look like a seeker of truth.

"Lord Jashin, this is the gift I offer to you!"

The next second, the spear pierced Hidan's heart, thrusting straight through his chest.

The bandit died instantly, as expected.

The Cult Leader watched from the side with burning eyes; was this the power bestowed by Lord Jashin?

If he could obtain this kind of power...

"Truly boring."

This was the evaluation Simu gave after watching the entire ritual.

"You dare call my ritual boring? I'm going to sacrifice you to Lord Jashin!"

Hidan yanked the pitch-black spear from his chest and lunged at Simu.

No matter how many times his head was chopped off, Hidan would always be courting death just the same.

This was Hidan's ninja way!

Thus, Simu dodged the attack and then once again cleanly and swiftly severed Hidan's head.

Simu pressed Hidan's head onto the Jashin symbol and said thoughtfully, "Tell me, what do you think would happen if I sacrificed you to Lord Jashin?"

Hidan's eyes widened, his tone finally showing a hint of panic.

"You bastard Simu, what are you thinking? I am the messenger of Lord Jashin! I haven't killed enough people yet, how can I go back to Lord Jashin's side like this?!"

Simu adjusted his glasses and said indifferently, "I was just saying."

The Cult Leader glanced at Simu; while Hidan's ability was certainly bizarre, this guy Simu seemed to have even greater combat effectiveness.

At the very least, Hidan was currently completely powerless before Simu.

"Simu, since Hidan has already demonstrated his abilities, it is now your turn," the Cult Leader said indifferently.

"That's right, that's right! I really want to see what kind of abilities a guy like you has obtained!"

Hidan was equally full of anticipation.

After all, as a fellow representative of Jashin, Simu was perhaps the only person he cared about.

As for everyone else, he just wanted to kill them all!

Simu had long since prepared a draft for this matter.

"If what Hidan inherited is Lord Jashin's curse and immortality, then what I inherited is Lord Jashin's body."

"What kind of body?"

Hidan was the first to ask.

As for the Cult Leader, he merely frowned, seemingly lost in thought.

Simu glanced at Hidan on the ground and continued to explain: "Hidan's immortality and Jashin Ritual are both just one of Lord Jashin's abilities, while my Kagune are parts of Lord Jashin's physical form."

Having said that, his body began to writhe.

First, a massive purple centipede sprouted from the base of his spine.

"This is Weihe: Centipede."

Once Simu finished speaking, his ribs suddenly bulged, making Hidan's eyelids twitch, as this was the very thing that decapitated him every single time!

Two dark red limbs shot out, looking just like the scythes of the Grim Reaper.

"This is Rinkaku: Mantis."

Immediately after, eight small bumps suddenly swelled on his back, and eight dark red limbs grew out from within, with white spider silk attached to their tips.

"This is the Koukaku: Spider, used for stitching up the wounds of trash," Simu said, clapping his hands. "Introduction complete; for now, I have inherited three parts of Lord Jashin's body."

"Of course, Lord Jashin is the embodiment of all things and possesses the power to rule over everything. The mysteries within His body are far beyond my understanding, and with my limited talent, I can only contain a small fraction."

Hidan had originally wanted to retort when he heard Simu say the Koukaku: Spider was for stitching up trash, but upon hearing Simu's subsequent words, he showed an expression of agreement.

"That's right, Lord Jashin is the most powerful, the greatest!"

Simu used his long middle finger to slightly push up his glasses, appearing to be desperately suppressing the madness in his heart as he said, "My goal is to offer the entire Shinobi World to the omnipotent Lord Jashin!"

"Hahaha, that's right! We shall kill everyone and offer them as sacrifices to Lord Jashin!"

The Cult Leader watched Hidan fall into a frenzy and could not help but frown.

They were both favored by Lord Jashin, so why was there such a massive gap in their levels?

One was already setting his sights on the world, while the other was still just babbling about killing people.

However, no matter what great ambitions Simu and Hidan possessed, all of this was merely a test given to him by Lord Jashin.

As long as he could obtain the abilities of both Simu and Hidan, he would naturally present the Shinobi World to Lord Jashin with his own hands.

But the person who would offer the Shinobi World to Lord Jashin could only be himself!

Only he was Lord Jashin's most loyal dog!

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