I Thought This Was a Slice of Life!
Chapter 117

126: You Old Hack! Come Out and Die!

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He was then forcibly dragged away from the dangerous scene by those around him.

The camera then shifts to show Hikari-chan holding up a protective shield to protect Yuzuki beneath the building.

Viewers breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that Inoue Hikoo was just making a big show of things for the last episode.

But!

Before Yuzuki could speak, a series of loud explosions were heard, and the flames and blasts obscured the view.

A blinding white light filled the world, leaving only Yuzuki's soft murmur:

"Ms. Uesugi, I like..."

Yuzuki Sasaki, died!

Hikari-chan, dead!

The audience is going crazy:

"Holy crap, what is this thing?!"

"Don't panic! They haven't said Yuzuki is really dead yet; there's still a possibility she might survive!"

"This is a tactical adjustment. Everyone should trust Director Inoue Hiko...?"

The image then re-reflects the scene.

Uesugi Yuichi's lifeless voice said:

"Countless people died after that great catastrophe."

And I... have lost something important once again.

"Sasaki, Hikari-chan, I'm sorry, I failed to protect you..."

The scene shifts, Uesugi Yuichi goes to the Sasaki family's funeral hall. Looking at the black and white photo of Yuzuki Sasaki smiling beautifully, he stares blankly and sheds tears of regret.

"???"

The audience stared blankly at Yuzuki's portrait, completely speechless.

Wu Ping and Wu Xiaoyu at Great Hua were also completely dumbfounded.

They rubbed their eyes and watched as Yuzuki's mother cried and then clutched her chest, dying of a heart attack. Yuzuki's father then committed suicide on the spot.

Yuzuki's parents died!

"???"

Then Uesugi Yuichi explained again.

The patrol officer is dead!

The art critic, played by Yusho Sakura, who had feelings for him... died!

Most of the students in the art class perished in the earthquake.

Soldier, soldier, soldier!

Dead!

They're all dead!

Finally, after a series of seemingly artsy but actually vulgar narrations...

Uesugi Yu stood on a cliff jutting out over the sea.

The final narration begins:

"As it turns out, hard work and life are not synonymous at all."

In the end, humanity is still an existence that can only be fooled by fate.

"No matter how much you struggle or resist, you won't win."

Even if you win, it's just fate that made you win.

"All efforts are meaningless; it's all just pointless self-gratification."

"In this world, in this life, I am already..."

"I'm tired of it."

That's fine then.

The dejected Uesugi Yuichi then leaped into the sea.

He closed his eyes and sank into the depths of the sea.

"I am coming..."

Sasaki.

Hikari-chan.

... butterfly.

As he narrated, three illusory figures appeared, smiling and extending their hands to him.

"Ah, it's so warm..."

Goodbye, world---

Uesugi Yuichi's soul followed the three of them into the sky.

A shooting star streaked across the sky, and the four people's happy smiles appeared in the sky.

The screen went black.

Three large characters slowly emerged.

FIN.

Japan Administrative District: "???"

Great Hua Administrative District: "???????"

Asia Administrative District: "???????????????"

On this day, a huge question mark rose in Asia.

Chapter 139, 126: You old thief! Come out and face your death!

Hahahaha!

Shizuka Hiratsuka laughed hysterically, collapsing onto the sofa and sprawling out without a care, her long, beautiful legs kicking wildly in front of Shuya.

"What a ridiculous ending! I'm dying of laughter, hahaha!"

She seemed to have been tickled, her body shaking with laughter.

"..."

Shuya looked at the beautiful legs in front of him and, with the environmentally conscious thought of "why not play with them if they're free, and don't waste resources," reached out and hugged them, playing with them.

He was lost in thought, groping his long, white legs.

This is it, it's definitely going to cause a huge uproar.

He slid one hand down the curve of his calf and pulled out his phone with the other.

Sure enough, my phone started vibrating incessantly; it had been bombarded with calls.

Those who watched the show included Mai- chan, Little Senior Sister, Rena, Aoki Shin, Hirai Ryuji, and many more...

He simply removed the battery, ignoring the phone.

He froze, his hand sliding down to his feet, pinching his pearly toes.

"Ouch! It tickles! You little pervert, where are you touching me?!"

Shizuka Hiratsuka kicked Shuya over.

She stretched and got up, casually teasingly saying, "I'm going to take a shower, wanna come along?"

She waited for Shuya to do something shy and innocent, like a typical young boy.

But Shuya was overjoyed. "Huh? Is that okay? Sure!"

Bathing with a beautiful young lady! Are girls these days so good at giving out perks?

"Heh, if you acted a little shy, I might actually let you join in, but now... get lost."

Shizuka Hiratsuka rolled her eyes and looked at Shuya as if he were trash.

But when she saw that Shuya seemed to be enjoying it, she gave up.

The opponent's skill level was too high, which made her lose interest.

"Huh? You're kidding me?"

Shuya unfriendly.

"You're such a nuisance."

Shizuka Hiratsuka slipped into the bathroom, then tossed out a warm, fragrant tank top. "Here you go, we're even."

"You're smart to know what's good for you."

Shuya accepted the spoils and forgave her for breaking her promise.

Although Shizuka Hiratsuka has Gorilla personality, her looks and figure are top-notch, and as a true martial artist, she has an extremely long shelf life.

The men around her are afraid of her and dare not approach her, not even to be her friends, but Shuya says it doesn't matter.

Even if he can't beat her now, he'll definitely be able to make her call him "Dad" when he grows up.

... This "qian" refers to a fight, and it does not refer to a fight between goblins. I hope everyone knows this.

Shuya casually picked up the vest and smelled it.

"... There's a smell of smoke."

He could smell the tobacco, and felt a wave of nausea.

"Looks like it's unusable. This... I'll just keep it as a collectible."

He muttered to himself, casually putting away his spoils.

While Shuya was doing these shady things, the outside world was already buzzing with discussion.

On 3ch Forum that was just launched in the second half of this year in Japan Administrative District, it has already blossomed.

Did you watch the last episode of "Alien Baby Hikari-chan"?

"After reading it, it's hard to put into words."

"What do you mean 'it's hard to explain'? It's just dog-like."

"I told you so! Inoue Hikoo is a complete scumbag!!!"

"It seems like the people upstairs are holding a grudge."

"Because I've been scammed so many times!"

"I've been tricked so many times and I still watch it, that's true love."

"Wwwwww"

"Grass (Japanese)."

As time went on, the discussion became increasingly heated.

"I can't take it anymore! The more I think about it, the angrier I get!"

"Old Inoue Hikoo!"

"May the heavens punish them! May they be punished!"

"Anyway, I've already sent them razor blades."

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