501 You're Really Hard

"You don't know anything. No matter how good your attitude is, you can't stand your friends showing off or your family pressuring you to get married."

Shizuka Hiratsuka rolled her eyes dramatically.

It's clear she was incredibly annoyed; Kawasaki Saki's words were merely the trigger, igniting long-suppressed emotions.

Luckily, I have a girlfriend.

Shuya patted his chest to calm himself down.

"At your age, you shouldn't be pressured to get married, okay? You're just spouting nonsense."

Shizuka Hiratsuka, growing impatient, increased the car's speed to vent her frustration.

About ten minutes later, she drove the car to the parking lot and then took Shuya to an izakaya (Japanese pub).

Shuya looked around the ordinary shop. "Do you come here often?"

"No, let's try a new store."

Shizuka Hiratsuka, hands on her hips, pointed to the street with its many izakayas:

"Let's start here and sweep all the way through, drinking until we throw up, yay!"

Her emotions were inexplicably high.

"Fine, so they really aren't planning on letting me go home."

Shuya smiled.

He Shizuka Hiratsuka entered the store; it wasn't evening yet, so there were quite a few empty seats.

The two sat down in a corner and quickly ordered drinks and snacks.

Shuya had rarely been to places like this. Even when he was still filming in high school and before he became a slacker, the crew wouldn't take him to izakayas.

It is not allowed by law.

"Puha!"

Shizuka Hiratsuka downed a large glass of beer in one gulp, then asked the waiter to refill it.

Shuya also took a sip of lemon soda, then picked up a croquette and ate it, looking quite content.

Shizuka Hiratsuka sneered, "The way you drink is so unrefined, are you even a man?"

"Do you want to test whether he's a man or not...?"

As he was speaking, Shuya swallowed his words back.

He was a little afraid that Shizuka Hiratsuka would pounce on him.

Boys should take care of themselves when they go out, especially when they encounter Gorilla.

"I'm enjoying myself, you wouldn't understand."

Shuya gave a casual explanation.

Fortunately, Shizuka Hiratsuka's attention was focused on the new drinks the waiter had brought, and she didn't notice what he had just been saying.

She drank half of it in one gulp this time:

"Haha, that feels good!"

Shizuka Hiratsuka enjoyed her meal and drinks to the fullest.

Shuya chatted with her casually, experiencing a life he wouldn't normally have.

As time passed, the store became increasingly crowded with office workers, and it grew more and more lively.

Shizuka Hiratsuka was having a great time drinking; her enormous capacity for alcohol surprised even the shopkeepers.

Shuya knew she hadn't used any special methods; she was simply relying on her strong physique.

However... if you don't use your body to expel the alcohol, you'll get drunk sooner or later if you keep drinking like this.

In a corner of the izakaya, Shuya slowly sipped his drink, listening to Shizuka Hiratsuka ramble on, casually responding.

Around 7 PM.

Shizuka Hiratsuka was tired of this shop, so after paying the bill, she dragged Shuya to another shop, just as she had said before, they were going to shop all over the place.

Shuya rarely goes out for drinks, and since he felt she was in a good mood, he drank with her.

It's quite refreshing to do this occasionally.

The two drank until 3 a. m.

"Hahaha, hiccup! Continuing! I'm not letting you go home today, hehehe... Hmm? Let go! Don't hold me! I have company, so don't bother me!"

Shizuka Hiratsuka was shouting loudly in the street.

In fact, she wasn't approached.

Shuya helplessly pulled Shizuka Hiratsuka along, and she kept trying to shove her head into the trash can to look for Shuya.

There are too many things to complain about, he doesn't even want to say them anymore.

You're drunk.

"I'm not drunk! You're the drunk one, hiccup!"

Shizuka Hiratsuka, her face flushed red, struggled violently.

Speaking of 500 chapters, my last book on Dian Niang was banned when it reached around 500 chapters. It gave me a psychological trauma, damn it.

Forget about that nonsense.

I haven't asked for votes in ages, so please give me some votes for the 500 chapters to celebrate.

Section 540, 501: You're so hard!

"Yes, yes, you're right."

Shuya felt it was best not to argue with idiots.

Although Shizuka Hiratsuka is not easily intoxicated, she can get drunk if she wants to.

It was tough on Shuya, but he could tolerate it occasionally.

"Come on, I'll take you home."

"No! Keep drinking, sob sob!"

"Damn it, don't imitate my mom, I have a phobia of her!"

On a nearly deserted street, Shizuka Hiratsuka to Shuya's leg, acting out in a drunken frenzy.

Shuya her still lying on the ground and used all his strength to walk towards the parking lot.

"I'm not leaving! Keep hiccuping!"

She struggled to stick her feet into the ground, easily making two round holes. Then, as Shuya dragged her, these two holes turned into two deep drag marks.

Shuya finally managed to drag her to the parking lot; the road behind them was a complete mess.

Because she struggled so hard, it was difficult for Shuya to walk in a straight line, leaving the ground covered with messy potholes. The road may need to be repaired.

"Your drinking manners are terrible."

Shuya gave a disdainful look and quickly found Shizuka Hiratsuka's car.

He didn't even look for the car keys on Shizuka Hiratsuka; he simply used his Power of Will to open the door, then casually tossed her into the back seat before getting into the driver's seat himself.

The car started moving slowly.

But as the saying goes, "Don't drink and drive," he simply used his Power of Will to lift the car up and fly away, which can be said to be very law-abiding.

Shuya knew where Shizuka Hiratsuka's house was, and quickly towed the car to her house.

She was so drunk and bewildered that Shuya could only spend some time taking her home.

This is really troublesome.

They soon arrived at Shizuka Hiratsuka's apartment, Shuya parked the car in the parking lot.

Shuya didn't want to bother the security guards or cause any gossip, so he didn't go through the main entrance.

He grabbed Shizuka Hiratsuka by the waist and jumped up the outer wall. After finding her house, he skillfully used his Power of Will to open the door and go inside.

Shuya turned on the light and, unsurprisingly, saw a completely messy living room.

After he went inside, he casually kicked aside a few pieces of clothing and threw Shizuka Hiratsuka on the ground.

Even though it's a mess here, he won't care. Taking him home is already more than enough; why would I expect him to clean it up for me?

I'm afraid I'm living in a dream.

"Then I'm leaving. You can do whatever you want with it."

Shuya turned and left without waiting for her reply.

But at that moment, Shizuka Hiratsuka chuckled, "Hehe, where do you think you're going, handsome young man?!"

She stumbled and staggered towards me.

"Get out of here!"

Shuya kicked her in the stomach and sent her sprawling onto the sofa.

"It's really too unsafe for a boy to go out alone. I'm so angry and cold."

He was deeply moved.

Shizuka Hiratsuka was clearly out of her mind; she chuckled and reeked of alcohol as she staggered toward Shuya.

"Woo-gu!"

Then she prostrated herself in front of Xiu Shuya —she collapsed to the ground.

"Hehehe, where are you, handsome guy... hiccup Come give me a kiss... Hey, you're so shameless!"

Shizuka Hiratsuka kissed her own floorboards wildly.

To prevent her from going berserk, Shuya stepped on her back.

He rubbed his forehead. "So, with your drinking habits... can't you use your internal energy to get rid of the alcohol?"

Other people Shuya help dispel the alcohol, but Shizuka Hiratsuka, being Heavenly Demon Body, is immune to all magic.

He was powerless to help.

"Hiccup... You, you're so hard."

With a mysterious smile, Shizuka Hiratsuka groped randomly on the floor with her hands. "Hehehe, let your older sister check on your growth... Hehehe, after a few more years of raising you, I can start making a move, right?"

"Are you playing the Minamoto Clan scheme here?! I knew you were after my body, you're shameless!"

Shuya felt as if he had overheard some secret he shouldn't have, and a chill ran down his spine.

He felt that staying there any longer would endanger his chastity, so he withdrew his foot and strode towards the door.

I'm outta here!

"Stop!"

Shizuka Hiratsuka grabbed his calf and pulled it back forcefully.

"Damn it, let go!"

"No hand!"

"Don't touch my sister, what are you saying?!"

"Hehehe."

"Grass."

Shuya looked at her disheveled and unladylike appearance and felt no attraction whatsoever; he just thought she was some crazy old woman.

Suddenly, her expression changed, and she covered her mouth, looking rather embarrassed.