Watching Douluo Videos, Bibi Dong Weeps in Fear!
Chapter 17

Breaking Through at Level Thirty Before Fifty! Gangzi Is Awesome!

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Before the actual introduction had even appeared, that single line—"Yu Xiaogang held Tang San back"—had already left everyone dumbfounded.

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "W-what?"

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "No! What does this video mean? What do you mean, I held Xiao San back?"

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "What is this video supposed to mean?! Why is it suddenly slandering me?!"

[Douluo I Bibi Dong]: "Held Tang San back? Xiaogang is the renowned Master of Theory across the entire continent. With him teaching you, anyone would receive the finest guidance!"

[Douluo I Bibi Dong]: "Could it be that, Xiaogang, you were actually on my side? So you deliberately wanted to lead Tang San astray?"

[Douluo I Bibi Dong]: "Xiaogang, so you did have me in your heart?"

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "Bullshit! Bibi Dong, don't spout nonsense. Xiao San, don't listen to the Light Screen or Bibi Dong!"

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "I'm your teacher, and I want you to succeed too. How could I possibly harm you?!"

[Douluo I Tang San]: "I believe you, Teacher. Don't get worked up. The video has only just begun; maybe it's just a joke."

[Douluo I Tang San]: "Besides, the Light Screen called me a beast too. Do you think that's possible?"

[Douluo I Tang Hao]: "Grandmaster, there's no need to worry. Everyone knows your reputation. Let's keep watching; perhaps it really is just a joke."

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "Fine, watch. Let's keep watching... What kind of trash video is this? Of all the jokes it could make, it nearly slandered this Grandmaster!"

Although the opening of the Light Screen was indeed frightening,

as they had said, the video's actual content had not yet been revealed.

Quite a few people seemed unwilling to believe it and chose to keep watching first.

And who even knew who this Medicine Elder and Xiao Yan were? Perhaps this video was merely a spoof.

Yu Xiaogang continued watching with great anticipation, carrying a trace of wishful hope.

Within the Light Screen.

[Compared with the Medicine Elder-Xiao Yan duo from Battle Through the Heavens , the Gangzi-Tang San duo from Douluo Continent is simply far too inferior!]

[Especially the two teachers—the gap between them is as vast as a chasm!]

[First of all, there is the difference in strength between Medicine Elder and Yu Xiaogang!]

[As everyone knows, the Battle Through the Heavens World is practically a dimension above the Douluo Continent World!]

[In the Douluo Continent World, the Sea God's divine artifact, the Sea God Trident, weighs merely one hundred and eight thousand jin, yet it can suppress the top experts of Douluo Continent!]

[But in the Battle Through the Heavens World, one hundred and eight thousand jin could probably be wielded even by a Dou King!]

[With such a disparity between their worlds, Medicine Elder is also a Dou Venerate of the Battle Through the Heavens World!]

[In the Battle Through the Heavens World, aside from the unattainable Dou Emperor, the strongest are Dou Saints, and Medicine Elder is only one realm below a Dou Saint!]

[If one simply converted their levels, Medicine Elder's level would at least correspond to a Spirit Douluo of Douluo Continent!]

[And that says nothing of the difference in actual combat power. Medicine Elder could slaughter the entire Douluo Continent!]

[And what about Yu Xiaogang?]

[He broke through level thirty only when he was nearly fifty! Without cheats, he could only have lingered at level twenty-nine for his entire life!]

[Even without discussing strength and merely converting levels, Yu Xiaogang's level twenty-nine is only equivalent to a Nine-Star Dou Practitioner in the Battle Through the Heavens World!]

[With strength like that, even a minor clan would have plenty of people like him!]

[Judging by strength alone, Yu Xiaogang truly deserves to be called trash!]

[Even on Douluo Continent, Soul Power at level twenty-nine is enough to draw ridicule from the entire world!]

[Moreover, Yu Xiaogang is not some ordinary commoner. He is a direct descendant of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan and has enjoyed who knows how many cultivation resources from his clan!]

[Yet he still remained at level twenty-nine under such conditions. Seen this way, Yu Xiaogang is even more useless than he appears!]

[His claim that "there are no trash Martial Souls, only trash Soul Masters" is simply him insulting himself twice in one sentence!]

[If there are no trash Martial Souls, why can't you, Yu Xiaogang, grow stronger through cultivation?]

[If there are trash Martial Souls, then isn't your Luo Sanpao clearly a trash Martial Soul?]

[It can only be said that Yu Xiaogang's reputation in the Xuanhuan World is so terrible because he himself failed to measure up!]

As the video displayed these written explanations, it even specifically showed a comparison between the teachers on both sides.

Within the video,

Medicine Elder, as a Dou Venerate, commanded the winds and clouds. With every gesture, he could topple mountains and overturn seas, an incomparably awe-inspiring sight.

Those visual effects and scenes were clearly more terrifying than even the Deities of Douluo Continent at a single glance.

Just one look from Medicine Elder was enough to make even a Title Douluo feel fear!

Meanwhile, Yu Xiaogang on the other side looked inherently sleazy. With his buzz cut and dark circles, he looked like he had just finished rewarding himself.

The Yu Xiaogang in the footage did not lack combat power entirely—his combat power was simply close to zero.

All the video showed was Gangzi summoning Luo Sanpao and continuously farting.

"Heaven-Shaking Ground-Falling Luo Sanpao!"

"Hypnotic Sleep Luo Sanpao!"

He had clearly just stunk his enemies unconscious, yet he gave it such an exaggerated name, pushing the absurdity to the limit.

Yu Xiaogang's face darkened as he watched, feeling as though he had embarrassed himself all the way to the Pacific Ocean.

Before it had even finished, Yu Xiaogang immediately began cursing at the Light Screen:

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "Enough! Change the channel! Put on another video!"

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "Slander! This is absolutely nothing but slander against me!"

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "I, Yu Xiaogang, lacked talent. I relied on my own effort and wisdom all this time just to cultivate myself to level twenty-nine!"

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "Even after reaching such a point, I'm still going to be smeared? This Light Screen is clearly targeting me!"

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "And this Medicine Elder—why bring someone from another world into this? Every world has different levels of strength. What right does that old bastard have to compare himself to me?!"

[Douluo I Tang San]: "This Light Screen is indeed being unfair."

[Douluo I Tang San]: "A person's strength does not determine the level of their teaching or their theoretical knowledge."

[Douluo I Tang San]: "Teacher, don't get worked up. Everyone already knows your cultivation level. As long as your theories remain, you are still that Grandmaster!"

[Douluo I Deep Sea Demonic Whale King]: "Hahahaha, Grandmaster?"

[Douluo I Deep Sea Demonic Whale King]: "Level twenty-nine... Di Tian, that should be equivalent to a Hundred-Year Soul Beast among us Soul Beasts, right?"

[Douluo I Deep Sea Demonic Whale King]: "Who would have thought that one day, a Soul Master equivalent to a Hundred-Year Soul Beast would dare call himself a Grandmaster in front of me? Hahahaha!"

[Douluo I Di Tian]: "If his Martial Soul ability is merely farting, he might not even be able to beat a Hundred-Year Soul Beast."

[Douluo I Di Tian]: "Luckily, we never went looking for him. Trash like that probably couldn't have drawn Tang San out anyway... It saved us from wasting our time!"

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "What did you say?! Di Tian! You dare look down on this Grandmaster?!"

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "You think you're so great just because you have divine skills?!"

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