Watching Douluo Videos, Bibi Dong Weeps in Fear!
Chapter 17

Reaching Fifty Before Level Thirty! Gangzi Is Incredible!

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Before the actual introduction even appeared, just the line "Yu Xiaogang held Tang San back" left everyone dumbfounded.

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "W-What?"

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "No! What does this video mean? What do you mean, I held Xiao San back?"

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "What is this video supposed to mean?! Why is it suddenly slandering me?"

[Douluo I Bibi Dong]: "Held Tang San back? Xiaogang is the world-renowned Master of Theory of the entire continent. Under his guidance, anyone can receive the best education!"

[Douluo I Bibi Dong]: "Could it be that, Xiaogang, you were actually on my side? So you deliberately wanted to lead Tang San astray?"

[Douluo I Bibi Dong]: "Xiaogang, so you still have me in your heart?"

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "Bullshit! Bibi Dong, don't talk nonsense. Xiao San, don't listen to the Light Screen or Bibi Dong!"

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "I'm your teacher, and I want you to succeed too. How could I possibly harm you?"

[Douluo I Tang San]: "I believe you, Teacher. Don't get worked up. The video has only just begun; maybe it's just a joke."

[Douluo I Tang San]: "Besides, the Light Screen said I'm a beast too. Do you think that's possible?"

[Douluo I Tang Hao]: "Master, there's no need to worry. Your reputation is known to everyone. Let's keep watching; perhaps it really is just a joke."

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "Fine, let's watch. Keep watching... What kind of trash video is this? Of all jokes, it nearly slandered this master!"

Although the opening of the Light Screen was indeed startling.

As they said, though, the video's actual content had yet to be revealed.

Quite a few people seemed unwilling to believe it and chose to keep watching first.

Besides, who knew who this Medicine Elder and Xiao Yan were? Perhaps this video was merely a parody.

Yu Xiaogang continued watching with great anticipation, though he also harbored a trace of wishful thinking.

Within the Light Screen.

[Compared to the Medicine Elder-Xiao Yan pair from Battle Through the Heavens, the Gangzi-Tang San pair from Douluo Continent is simply far too inferior!]

[Especially the two teachers—the gap between them is as vast as a chasm!]

[First, there is the difference in strength between Medicine Elder and Yu Xiaogang!]

[As everyone knows, the Battle Through the Heavens World is practically a dimensional strike against the Douluo Continent world!]

[In the Douluo Continent world, the Sea God's divine artifact, the Sea God Trident, weighs merely 108,000 jin, yet it can suppress the continent's strongest experts!]

[But translated into the Battle Through the Heavens World, even a Dou King could probably wield 108,000 jin!]

[With such a disparity in world levels, Medicine Elder is also a Dou Venerate of the Battle Through the Heavens World!]

[In the Battle Through the Heavens World, aside from the unattainable Dou Emperor, the strongest are Dou Saints. Medicine Elder is only one rank below a Dou Saint!]

[If levels alone were converted, Medicine Elder's rank would at least correspond to a Spirit Douluo of Douluo Continent!]

[And that says nothing of the difference in actual strength. Medicine Elder could slaughter the entire Douluo Continent!]

[So what about Yu Xiaogang?]

[He reached fifty years old before even breaking through level thirty. Without outside assistance, he could only have lingered at level 29 for the rest of his life!]

[Even setting strength aside and converting only levels, Yu Xiaogang's level 29 is merely equivalent to a Nine-Star Dou Practitioner in the Battle Through the Heavens World!]

[With that kind of strength, even a minor clan would have plenty of people like him!]

[Judging by strength alone, Yu Xiaogang truly lives up to the name of trash!]

[Even in Douluo Continent, Soul Power at level 29 is enough to earn the mockery of the entire world!]

[Furthermore, Yu Xiaogang is no ordinary commoner. He is a direct descendant of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan and has enjoyed who knows how many cultivation resources from the clan!]

[Yet he still remained at level 29 under such circumstances. By that measure, Yu Xiaogang is even more trash than he appears on the surface!]

[His saying, "There are no trash Martial Souls, only trash Soul Masters," is practically insulting himself twice at once!]

[If there are no trash Martial Souls, then why can't you, Yu Xiaogang, grow stronger through cultivation?]

[If trash Martial Souls do exist, then isn't your Luo Sanpao clearly a trash Martial Soul?]

[All that can be said is that Yu Xiaogang's reputation in the Xuanhuan World is so poor because he himself failed to live up to expectations!]

As those words of introduction appeared, the video on the screen even specially showed a comparison between the two teachers.

In the video.

On one side, Medicine Elder was a Dou Venerate, commanding the winds and clouds. With every gesture, he could topple mountains and overturn seas, an utterly shocking sight.

The effects and visuals alone were obviously more terrifying than the deities of Douluo Continent.

At the sight of a single glance from Medicine Elder, even Title Douluos could only feel fear!

On the other side, Yu Xiaogang looked inherently sleazy. With his crew cut and dark circles, he looked as though he had just rewarded himself.

The Yu Xiaogang shown on screen did not lack combat power—his combat power was simply close to zero.

In the video, Gangzi could only summon Luo Sanpao and continuously make him fart.

"Heaven-Shaking Earth-Falling Luo Sanpao!"

"Hypnotic Sleep Luo Sanpao!"

He had clearly just knocked his enemies unconscious with the stench, yet he gave it such an exaggerated name, pushing the comedy to the absolute limit.

Yu Xiaogang's face darkened as he watched, feeling as though he had been humiliated all the way to the Pacific Ocean.

Before it had even finished, Yu Xiaogang immediately began cursing at the Light Screen:

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "Enough! Change it! Show me another video!"

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "Slander! This is completely and utterly slandering me!"

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "I, Yu Xiaogang, lacked talent. I relied on my own effort and wisdom all along just to cultivate to level 29!"

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "Even after achieving this much, I still have to be smeared? This Light Screen is clearly targeting me!"

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "And this Medicine Elder—why bring someone from another world into this? Every world has different levels of strength. What right does that old man have to compare himself with me?!"

[Douluo I Tang San]: "This Light Screen is indeed being unfair."

[Douluo I Tang San]: "A person's strength does not determine the standard of their teaching or theoretical knowledge."

[Douluo I Tang San]: "Teacher, don't get upset. It's not as though others don't know your cultivation level. As long as your theories remain, you will still be that Master."

[Douluo I Deep Sea Demonic Whale King]: "Hahahaha, Master?"

[Douluo I Deep Sea Demonic Whale King]: "Level 29... Di Tian, that should be equivalent to a Hundred-Year Soul Beast among us Soul Beasts, right?"

[Douluo I Deep Sea Demonic Whale King]: "Who would have thought that one day, a Soul Master equivalent to a Hundred-Year Soul Beast would dare call himself a master before me? Hahahaha!"

[Douluo I Di Tian]: "If his Martial Soul ability is merely farting, then he might not even be able to defeat a Hundred-Year Soul Beast."

[Douluo I Di Tian]: "Fortunately, we never went looking for him. Such trash probably couldn't have drawn out Tang San anyway... It saved us from wasting our time!"

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "What do you mean by that, Di Tian?! How dare you look down on this master!"

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "Do you think you're so impressive just because you have divine skills?!"

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