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Chapter 23

Yu Xiaogang Completely Lost His Mind! Ten Thousand Demon King Slapped Gangzi in the Face!

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There was not only text introducing it, but also footage from the story itself.

This happened to be the famous scene where Yu Xiaogang chose a Ten Year Solitary Bamboo for Tang San.

In the footage.

Yu Xiaogang stood beside an old bamboo stalk that was somewhat withered and yellowed.

Six-year-old Tang San stood at his right. At that moment, Tang San's large round eyes still held a naive innocence, without much calculation behind them.

Seeing how easy he was to fool, Yu Xiaogang took the initiative to explain:

"Xiao San, this is a Ten Year Solitary Bamboo. Its defining trait is resilience."

"If your Blue Silver Grass absorbs this Soul Ring, it should gain the attribute of resilience as well. This will be of obvious use when you employ your Blue Silver Grass to control enemies in the future."

Yu Xiaogang was a master, after all. When it came to deceiving people, he had an entire routine prepared. His words sounded logical and well-founded, as though they ought to be true.

Since Tang San did not know much about Martial Soul cultivation, he saw nothing wrong with it and asked doubtfully:

"Then, Teacher, are we going to hunt this Lone Bamboo?"

Yu Xiaogang still had a little humanity in him. He shook his head and explained:

"Not for now. If we cannot find a more suitable choice, then it will be our last resort."

After that, the two ended the conversation and left.

Tang San and Yu Xiaogang did not continue looking at the Lone Bamboo. Instead, they continued searching for other Soul Beasts for Tang San.

But just from seeing this much, many people immediately sensed that something was strange.

Although Yu Xiaogang had not directly told Tang San to absorb a ten-year bamboo Soul Ring, wasn't it still incomprehensible that he had treated a bamboo stalk as a backup option?

Many people were already frowning after watching this brief segment.

You called yourself a Master of Theory and kept saying that you would cultivate the strongest disciple, yet one of your disciple's backup choices was a ten-year-old bamboo stalk?

Just watching this scene was hilarious.

[Douluo I Deep Sea Demonic Whale King]: "Hahahaha!" [Douluo I Deep Sea Demonic Whale King]: "And you call yourself a master from the human world, Yu Xiaogang?" [Douluo I Deep Sea Demonic Whale King]: "I would not even eat a ten-year Soul Beast as a snack, yet you found a ten-year bamboo stalk for your disciple's Soul Ring?" [Douluo I Deep Sea Demonic Whale King]: "A Ten Year Solitary Bamboo? Isn't that just an ordinary bamboo stalk? It might not even produce a Soul Ring! Hahahaha!" [Douluo I Ten Thousand Demon King]: "Based on my many years of understanding plant Soul Beasts, that is indeed ordinary bamboo, not a Soul Beast!" [Douluo I Deep Sea Demonic Whale King]: "Hahahaha! Humans really are ridiculous!"

These Soul Beasts had never thought much of Yu Xiaogang in the first place, and they already looked down on him.

Now that they had seen this famous scene, along with all the previous evidence proving that Yu Xiaogang was utterly inferior to Medicine Elder

Of course they could laugh at him as much as they pleased.

Yet to Yu Xiaogang, those words were incomparably aggravating.

[Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "What nonsense are you talking about?!" [Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "Are you beasts trying to slander this master too?! How have I offended you? Why are you targeting me like this?!" [Douluo I Deep Sea Demonic Whale King]: "Slander you? You think too highly of yourself. I can insult whoever I want!" [Douluo I Deep Sea Demonic Whale King]: "You actually dared to choose some ten-year bamboo stalk as your disciple's Soul Ring?" [Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "What do you know! Lone Bamboo... Lone Bamboo, a Soul Beast's Lone Bamboo, how could it be ordinary bamboo?!" [Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "And who are you? What gives you the right to say that the Lone Bamboo I chose was ordinary bamboo? @[Douluo I Ten Thousand Demon King]!" [Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "Who do you think you are?! Could you possibly understand plant Soul Beasts better than this master?!" [Douluo I Snow Empress]: "He is the current King of Plant Spirit Beasts."

Snow Empress was bored, so she casually chimed in with a reply.

Yet when Yu Xiaogang heard those words, he was even more dumbfounded.

The King of Plant Spirit Beasts?

Damn it, why had another King of Plant Spirit Beasts appeared?!

[Douluo I Ten Thousand Demon King]: "Hehe, I am unworthy of the title, but I do currently command the plant Soul Beasts." [Douluo I Ten Thousand Demon King]: "Human, do you think I understand plant Soul Beasts less than you do? Isn't that simply an ordinary bamboo stalk?" [Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "I... I... this..." [Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "That was only a test for Xiao San! How could I not know it was ordinary bamboo?" [Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "Xiao San, do not listen to their nonsense! Teacher was testing you, to see whether you could recognize it!" [Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "Look, Teacher did not actually make you absorb it back then. In the end, didn't I have you absorb the Datura Snake instead?!" [Douluo I Tang San]: "But Teacher, that Datura Snake appeared by accident. If it had not appeared, would that have meant I had to absorb that bamboo stalk?" [Douluo I Tang San]: "Also, the Light Screen said that my Blue Silver Grass was not Blue Silver Grass, but the Blue Silver Emperor, and that I should follow the path of life!" [Douluo I Tang San]: "Did you really delay my cultivation?" [Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "No, no, Xiao San, no!!" [Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "Who said the Blue Silver Emperor should follow the path of life? Is the Light Screen the Master of Theory, or am I?" [Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "Xiao San, aren't the soul skills I found for you very useful now? Doesn't that prove Blue Silver Grass should follow the poison path?" [Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "His Excellency Haotian, don't you agree?" [Douluo I Tang Hao]: "Agree, my ass!" [Douluo I Tang Hao]: "I originally thought you had some ability, which was why I let you find poison Soul Rings for Xiao San!" [Douluo I Tang Hao]: "But the Light Screen has now proven that the Blue Silver Emperor should follow the path of life! You have delayed my son's future!" [Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "What? No, that is not right! His Excellency Haotian, you misunderstand!" [Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "If Blue Silver Grass does not follow the poison path, then what path should it follow?! I am the Master of Theory. No one understands Blue Silver Grass better than I do!" [Douluo I Tang Hao]: "No one understands it better than you? I did not want to say this before, but I will tell you now: Xiao San's mother's Martial Soul was the Blue Silver Emperor!" [Douluo I Tang Hao]: "Tell me, do you understand the Blue Silver Emperor better, or does Xiao San's mother?!" [Douluo I Tang Hao]: "Sigh, Xiao San, stay away from this man as much as possible in the future... He truly may not be worthy of being your teacher!" [Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "What? Blue Silver Emperor? Where did this Blue Silver Emperor even come from?!" [Douluo I Yu Xiaogang]: "Why are all of you targeting this master? Why are you all jealous of this master's theories?!"

Heaven Dou City.

After hearing what Ten Thousand Demon King and Tang Hao had said, Yu Xiaogang was almost completely broken.

He had originally wanted to explain the Lone Bamboo matter, only for the King of Plant Spirit Beasts to turn around and prove that he was wrong!

Then he wanted to say something about Blue Silver Grass cultivation, only to find that Tang San's mother was a Blue Silver Emperor!

If you knew it was the Blue Silver Emperor, then why did you call it Blue Silver Grass?

Weren't you deliberately setting me up?!

As Yu Xiaogang thought of this, his fists clenched tightly. He could no longer control his emotions and directly roared curses in the street:

"Tang Hao, you dog bastard, you deliberately set me up!!"

"And Tang San!"

"You are the Blue Silver Emperor, so why did you tell me you were Blue Silver Grass?! I am your teacher, yet you dared to conceal this from your teacher! You deserve to die!!"

"Now this Light Screen is slandering me, and now everyone thinks I, Yu Xiaogang, am incompetent!!!"

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