Watching Douluo Videos, Bibi Dong Weeps in Fear!
Chapter 34

Tang San, Wholesale Supplier of Cheats! Soul Masters Across the Continent Cried!

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Far North.

"They're here!"

"Speak of Cao Cao, and Cao Cao arrives!"

"Who is Cao Cao?" Ice Empress asked in confusion.

Snow Empress frowned. "No idea. I only know that humans often say it."

"Still, since this new video compares Tang San and Huo Yuhao, we can use it to find out more about Huo Yuhao!"

"Maybe this guy can really surprise us!"

Ice Empress looked at the anticipation on Snow Empress's face, utterly bewildered. She muttered:

"What surprises could a human brat possibly bring?"

"Maybe my future self was just bewitched by him, which was why I got together with him."

"Also, the video said it was comparing whose cheat was stronger?"

"What does 'cheat' mean?"

Snow Empress shook her head. "No idea. Let's wait for the Light Screen to explain!"

[As everyone knows, every protagonist in a fantasy world possesses a cheat unique to them!] [For example, an old grandpa inside a ring, or a little green bottle found in the ground!] [As the protagonists of the Douluo Series, Tang San and Huo Yuhao naturally possessed their own corresponding cheats as well!] [Which of these two had the stronger cheat? Follow along as we find out which protagonist was the true cheat user!]

The moment this opening appeared, everyone was stunned.

[Douluo I Tang San]: "A cheat? Does that mean some kind of special power?" [Douluo I Tang San]: "What does protagonist mean? Does it mean that I am the protagonist of this era?" [Douluo II Huo Yuhao]: "Huh? Then I'm the protagonist of our era? Is that why it's called the Douluo II Era?" [Douluo II Xiao Xiao]: "What? Huo Yuhao, you're the protagonist?" [Douluo II Xiao Xiao]: "Wang Dong, can you tell?" [Douluo II Wang Dong]: "Tell my ass. Huo Yuhao, when did you become the protagonist?" [Douluo II Huo Yuhao]: "I don't know!" [Douluo II Huo Yuhao]: "And what does Huo Gua mean? Didn't I cultivate my strength through hard work? What does it mean to cheat?" [Douluo II Huo Yuhao]: "I, Huo Yuhao, never cheated!!" [Douluo II Wang Dong]: "You brat, even the Light Screen said it. What are you hiding? Do you have some badass cheat you haven't mentioned?" [Douluo II Huo Yuhao]: "No! I'm just an ordinary Soul Master!" [Douluo I Bibi Dong]: "Fine! I thought I was the protagonist of this era, but you're telling me it really is that little beast Tang San?" [Douluo I Bibi Dong]: "I will defy the heavens!" [Douluo I Tang San]: "Hmph! Bibi Dong, if you have the ability, then kill me! If not, one day I will be the one to slaughter your Spirit Hall!" [Douluo III Tang Wulin]: "The seniors are speaking so fiercely. Every one of you is either a protagonist or a cheat user. I'm the only ordinary person here—I don't even know how I got dragged in." [Douluo III Tang Wulin]: "But Senior Tang San, Senior Huo Yuhao, there's no point saying all this now, right? We should watch the Light Screen first." [Douluo II Wang Dong]: "I'd like to see exactly what cheat you've been hiding, Huo Yuhao!"

Tang Wulin was right. There was no point arguing now; they might as well see what the Light Screen actually had to say.

Everyone connected to Tang San and Huo Yuhao was immensely curious as they hurriedly watched the Light Screen.

These two were the protagonists of different eras. Since the Light Screen said they possessed cheats, this was the perfect chance to see what those cheats were like.

Within the Light Screen.

[First, let's look at Tang San's cheats!] [First, let's emphasize something: many people think Tang San's cheats are merely those Hidden Weapons and the Mysterious Heaven Skill, and that he cannot compare to Huo Gua!] [In reality, this completely underestimates the power of Tang San's cheats!] [Now, follow along as we see just how terrifying Tang San's cheats truly are!] [First of all, Tang San came from the Tang Sect of another world. His background determined that the powers he mastered were related to Hidden Weapons!] [Within the Tang Sect, Tang San learned the sect's most prized collection of techniques, the legendary Mysterious Heaven Treasure Record!] [The Mysterious Heaven Treasure Record contained six techniques: Mysterious Heaven Skill, Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track, Mysterious Jade Hand, Poison Classic, Medicine Classic, Hundred Interpretations of Hidden Weapons, and Purple Demon Eye!] [Among them, the Poison Classic and Medicine Classic were practically two halves of the same technique, belonging to a single art!] [Every one of these techniques was incredibly powerful and could greatly increase one's strength!] [The Mysterious Heaven Skill was the core technique governing everything. It was clearly described as an orthodox Daoist cultivation method!] [We don't know, and we don't dare ask!] [You're the Tang Sect, a sect that plays with Hidden Weapons. How did you obtain an orthodox Daoist cultivation method?] [But the phrase "orthodox Daoist cultivation method" alone showed just how formidable it was. What are Daoist techniques for? Immortal cultivation!] [Many people look down on Tang San's cheats, believing that techniques from a Wuxia World could somehow dominate a fantasy world!] [What they do not realize is that once something as profound and mysterious as Daoism is involved, it cannot be judged by common sense!] [For example, wouldn't a copy of the Tao Te Ching qualify as the supreme cultivation method in any fantasy world?] [Furthermore, as long as the Mysterious Heaven Skill was paired with heavenly treasures, it could even grant someone without Soul Power the talent of Innate Full Soul Power!] [Even without top-tier heavenly treasures, consuming decent herbs could let someone without Soul Power gain one or two levels of innate Soul Power, right?] [With this attribute alone, if Tang San wished, he could mass-produce Soul Masters! He could directly rewrite the fundamental rules of Douluo Continent!] [The Mysterious Jade Hand and Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track might appear to be auxiliary techniques, but one could cultivate hands immune to all techniques. Whether used in battle or defense, they were invincible!] [Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track could grant speed far beyond that of Agility Attack System Soul Masters!] [Even the Speed Clan, which pushed speed to its absolute limit, was not fast enough before Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track!] [With the Mysterious Jade Hand, who needed Defense System Soul Masters? With Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track, who needed Agility Attack System Soul Masters?] [As for the Medicine and Poison Classic, it benefited Tang San enormously!] [Without the relevant medicinal knowledge, how could Tang San have detoxified Dugu Bo? How could he have used the immortal herbs within the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well to mass-produce geniuses?] [Throughout his life, he repeatedly relied on the power of herbs to solve problems!] [The Medicine and Poison Classic might seem useless, but it was actually the king of support. Once the Poison Classic was used without limits, it could even surpass the strength of several Title Douluo!]

As the Light Screen introduced the strength of Tang San's cheats, it also played scenes from his future where he showed off while using different techniques.

There was not much to say about the earlier Mysterious Heaven Skill and hand techniques; their power was not especially obvious.

However, once Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track and detoxification were involved, everyone was left dumbfounded.

What?

Tang San, a Control System Soul Master, would actually surpass the Speed Clan, which pursued speed alone, in terms of speed in the future?

And he could even neutralize the poison of Dugu Bo, a Title Douluo, while still just a child?

Those two things alone were enough to make the heroes of the world cry in fear.

What kind of cheats were these? They might as well hand Douluo Continent over to him outright!!

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