After Transmigrating to Douluo, My Chat Group Discussions Blew Up the Real Deal
Chapter 48

The Wet-Dry Separation of a Couple's Inn, Care to Understand?

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"Ah--!"

Dai Mubai clutched his crotch with both hands, curling into a tight ball.

His complexion rapidly turned from flushed red to ashen pale, and cold sweat rolled down his forehead like rain.

His teeth chattered loudly, and his gums even seeped blood.

That kind of pain...

It was indescribable.

It felt like someone had violently stabbed him with a red-hot iron rod, or as if countless needles were frantically churning around inside.

More importantly--

He clearly felt that a certain important part had lost sensation.

It wasn't numbness.

It was completely dead.

"Y-You despicable scum!!!"

Dai Mubai raised his head, his blood-red eyes glaring fiercely at Tang San.

That gaze looked as if he wanted to tear him apart alive, every word squeezed out from between his teeth.

His voice was hoarse, carrying an uncontrollable tremble.

"..."

The entire hotel lobby fell into a deathly silence.

Everyone watching the commotion was stunned.

Some people hung their mouths open with blank expressions.

Others instinctively covered their lower bodies, their faces turning pale as if they were experiencing sympathetic phantom pains.

Still others held back their laughter until their faces turned red, their shoulders twitching up and down.

This plot twist was too sudden, too dramatic, and too...

"Pfft--"

Ning Rongrong was the first one who couldn't hold it in, directly laughing out loud.

She genuinely hadn't expected this battle to end in such a manner.

Dai Mubai's miserable state, paired with his arrogant appearance from earlier, was simply the face-slapping scene of the year!

"Who is it?!!!"

Hearing the laughter, Dai Mubai's gaze grew even fiercer.

He quickly located the source of the laughter and glared viciously at Ning Rongrong.

That look seemed intent on shredding her to pieces, brimming with violence and killing intent.

Yet the excruciating pain radiating from his lower body made even speaking difficult for him.

He could only squeeze a few words out from between his teeth, every single one trembling.

"H-Hurry and take me to get treated!!!"

The pair of twin beauties behind him had long since been frightened out of their wits.

Realizing the situation now, they hurriedly stepped forward to support Dai Mubai from left and right.

The two of them acted with extreme caution, terrified of touching his injured area, and supported the utterly disheveled Dai Mubai as they ran out of the hotel.

There was a clinic run by a healing Soul Master over there—hopefully it wasn't too late.

The three of them stumbled away, leaving behind a scene of utter mess.

Along with a lobby full of dumbfounded onlookers.

As well as...

Tang San, who slowly stood back up.

He wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, his movements slow yet resolute.

A smile appeared on his face—

It was a very bizarre smile.

It resembled the joy of victory, yet carried a twisted sense of satisfaction.

And a hint of... morbid elation.

"I won..."

Tang San muttered to himself in a hoarse voice.

"I finally won for once!"

Impatiently, he turned his head to look in the direction where Xiao Wu had been standing earlier.

He wanted her to see it—

To witness his victory, to see his strength!

To see that he was no worse than Lin Qingmo!

Yet when he turned to look...

That place was already completely empty.

Lin Qingmo's figure was gone, and Xiao Wu was gone as well.

Only the crowd of onlookers remained, along with a few curious faces.

"Damn it!"

The smile on Tang San's face instantly froze, transforming into a ferocious snarl.

He had gone to such great lengths...

Resorting to a vicious sneak attack and sacrificing his own reputation.

Only for Xiao Wu not to see it at all?!

In reality, Xiao Wu did see it.

This dramatic scene had been completely recorded by Lin Qingmo through the chat group light screen.

From Dai Mubai's arrogant halt, to Tang San's sudden assault, right down to that precisely targeted triangular dart...

Every single detail was crystal clear.

After the video was sent to the group--

The silence lasted for five seconds.

Then, messages began to frantically flood the screen.

[A Rogue Rabbit]: Pfft! Hahahahaha! I can't take it anymore, I'm dying!

Liu Erlong pounded the desk at the academy and laughed uproariously, tears practically streaming from her eyes.

[A Rogue Rabbit]: With this hit, Dai Mubai went straight from Evil-Eyed Lustful Tiger to Evil-Eyed Useless Tiger, right?

Her sharp tongue showed no mercy.

[A Rogue Rabbit]: But seriously, this Tang San is too underhanded.

After finishing her laugh, Liu Erlong's tone turned serious.

[A Rogue Rabbit]: Dai Mubai had already stopped and given him a way out. Yet he still launched a sneak attack, and specifically targeted those kinds of vitals... Truly bottomless!

Her impression of Tang San had plummeted to rock bottom at this moment.

Previously, she merely thought the kid was hypocritical.

Now--it was viciousness.

[A Rogue Rabbit]: Dai Mubai deserved it too!

Xiao Wu hugged Lin Qingmo's arm, her pink rabbit ears swaying gently with her emotions.

Her typing speed was fast, carrying an undisguised sense of gratification.

[A Rogue Rabbit]: Who told him to be so promiscuous, this is what you call getting your just deserts!

She held no favorable feelings toward either Tang San or Dai Mubai.

One constantly targeted A-Qing, while the other was promiscuous and had even abandoned his fiancée.

Seeing the two of them inflict mutual destruction upon each other now, she felt utterly delighted.

"Serves him right."

Xiao Wu muttered softly, the corners of her lips curling into a playful arc.

Lin Qingmo rubbed her head and chuckled, "Feeling that vindicated?"

"Mm!"

Xiao Wu nodded vigorously, "Who told neither of them to be good guys."

[Little Witch]: Hahaha! I'm dying!

By the roadside, Ning Rongrong could no longer straighten her back from laughing.

She leaned against a wall, her shoulders shaking, tears practically squeezed out from her mirth.

[Little Witch]: I'm afraid Dai Mubai won't be able to chase flowers and willow branches ever again, right?

She wiped away the tears of laughter from the corners of her eyes and continued typing.

[Little Witch]: I just wonder--what kind of expression will his fiancée Zhu Zhuqing have when she finds out her fiancé has been "crippled"?

This question carried obvious curiosity and a hint of mischievous intent.

[Big-Breasted Kitty]: ...

Inside the Suotuo City inn, Zhu Zhuqing stared at this message and fell into silence.

She looked at the photos in the group—Dai Mubai's miserable state as he curled up on the ground.

She looked at the mocking, sarcastic, and gloating remarks.

The expression on her face was indescribably complex.

For a moment, she didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

Coming to find Dai Mubai was originally meant to prove herself to him, to prove that she was no worse than him, and perhaps even stronger.

Yet now... Dai Mubai had turned out like this.

That fiancé who had abandoned her to flee and kept women on both arms in Suotuo City had become a "disabled individual" who needed to be supported to seek medical treatment.

The marriage contract seemed to naturally lose all meaning.

The Star Luo Empire would not want a "crippled" prince.

Yet this cruel reality stirred a trace of... comfort within her heart, alongside a sense of relief from casting off a heavy burden.

It felt as though a massive boulder that had long pressed down upon her shoulders had suddenly been lifted away.

"Perhaps..."

Zhu Zhuqing murmured softly, complex light flashing within her black pupils.

"For me, this is actually a good thing?"

She no longer needed to be troubled by the marriage contract, nor did she need to suffer because of that man.

She could truly walk her own path, purely to become stronger, purely for... herself.

This thought made even her breathing grow lighter.

[Bingbing]: Truly insidious and cunning humans.

In the Far North, the Ice Empress evaluated the scene with those words.

Her scorpion tail disdainfully whipped against the ice surface, splashing shards of frost.

"Clearly having already stopped, yet launching a sneak attack from behind, and specifically targeting that kind of area..."

Her tone was filled with disdain.

"What humans call 'honor' and 'bottom lines' are simply laughable."

The Snow Empress did not refute, merely watching the light screen quietly as a trace of contemplation flashed through her cold eyes.

[Daddy Douluo]: Emmm...

Lin Qingmo's message popped up, carrying a teasing tone.

[Daddy Douluo]: I originally came to eat melons and watch Tang San and Dai Mubai fight, but I didn't expect to witness such a grand drama. Truly didn't make this trip to Suotuo City in vain~ Time to go rest.

As soon as he finished sending that, he stretched his back grandly, his bones emitting a crisp "crack" sound.

"Xiao Wu, we've been tossing and turning all day."

Lin Qingmo turned his head to look at the young girl beside him and ruffled her head.

"Let's go, back to the room to sleep."

Xiao Wu's cheeks flushed slightly, but she still obediently nodded, "Mm..."

[The Pope Herself]: Where are you going to rest?

Bibi Dong's message suddenly popped up.

Her tone was calm, yet carried a trace of imperceptible sharpness, as if one could feel her gaze right through the light screen.

Lin Qingmo paused for a moment before replying.

[Daddy Douluo]: Right here at this Rose Hotel, we've already booked a room.

He was completely oblivious to what kind of reaction this sentence would trigger.

[Mother Tyrannosaurus]: Together with Xiao Wu?!

Liu Erlong's message instantly bounced out, carrying clear vigilance.

[Mother Tyrannosaurus]: Kid A-Qing, don't you dare act rashly!

She acted just like an older sister worried about her younger brother going astray, her tone both urgent and stern.

Lin Qingmo looked at the message and couldn't help laughing.

[Daddy Douluo]: Hehehehe, don't worry Sister Dragon~ We booked a twin room oh!

He even intentionally emphasized a detail.

[Daddy Douluo]: It's wet-dry separated, the space is huge!

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