"What's your name?"
"What?"
"What's your name?"
"Tony!"
"Fuck Tony!"
"What's your name?"
"Xiao Feng!"
"Fuck Xiao Feng!"
Bang!
With a crisp gunshot, Xiao Feng, far from home, returned to his homeland in spirit~~!
As for what happened afterward, Xiao Feng had no idea, because he had transmigrated!
Douluo Continent.
Inside a villa by the lake at the foot of the back mountain in Holy Soul Village—yes, an actual villa, a luxurious three-story mansion spanning four to five hundred square meters—a black-haired youth with choppy hair lay on a sun lounger on the top-floor balcony. Wearing sunglasses, bare-chested, and dressed only in colorful shorts, he looked utterly carefree beneath the sunlight.
"Treasure, are you there?"
[Dear Host, I am here.]
"I'm thirsty."
[What would the Host like to drink? Cola, Sprite, juice, or beer?]
"Bring me a glass of juice. Drinking too much cola and Sprite is bad for your health. Besides, minors aren't allowed to drink alcohol."
[Certainly. The juice will be here shortly.]
Three seconds later, the youth wore a satisfied expression.
"Nothing beats refreshing juice in this blazing summer heat!"
That was right. This man living such a comfortable life was Xiao Feng, the very person Tony had banged. This was his sixth year on Douluo Continent, and over those six years, he had learned what it meant to enjoy the pleasure of doing whatever he wanted.
The main reason for that was that he possessed a system, one called My Host My Treasure!
Just as its name suggested, it was a system that treated its host like treasure. Over the past six years, aside from certain "physical conditions" it could not fulfill, the system had satisfied virtually all of Xiao Feng's needs.
Other Douluo transmigrators only obtained systems after turning six or suffering through hardships. Xiao Feng was different. Other than both his parents dying at the start, just like other transmigrators, ninety-nine percent of transmigrators could not compare to the treatment he received.
I, Xiao Feng, may have started out with both parents dead, but I had a car, a house, and savings!
After transmigrating, he had directly obtained a considerate little padded jacket of a system. He had a huge villa to live in, delicacies whenever he was hungry, drinks and juice whenever he was thirsty. Anything that could be provided materially, the system gave to Xiao Feng, claiming, "If the Host does not live well, the System will be consumed by guilt."
"System, today should be the day of Martial Soul Awakening, right?"
[In reply to the Host, today is indeed the day to awaken Martial Souls. Old Jack is also on his way here.]
The moment he heard that Old Jack was on his way, Xiao Feng hurriedly sat up. "Since Grandpa Jack is coming, change it back."
[Understood.]
In an instant, the three-story mansion turned into a roughly one-hundred-square-meter wooden hut. Xiao Feng was no fool. His comfortable life had not caused his intelligence to deteriorate. As for getting banged by Tony, that had been purely an accident.
Xiao Feng understood the principle that a man could be condemned for possessing a treasure. It did not matter if he lived freely in private, but before others, things still had to remain as they originally were.
Six years ago, Xiao Feng's parents had lived in this little wooden hut by the lake. Unfortunately, on the day Xiao Feng was born, his mother died from exhaustion after giving birth to him, while his father also passed away from overwhelming grief. They left the newborn Xiao Feng alone in the hut. Fortunately, with the system's meticulous care, Xiao Feng had not died young.
If you asked how the system took care of Xiao Feng, there was quite a lot to it! The system buried Xiao Feng's parents, then created replicas of them to deceive others. After all, it would have been absurd for a child to continue growing up alive after both parents had been dead for years.
From the day he was born, Xiao Feng had lived in a huge villa and eaten the most nutritious food. Of course, that was only when no outsiders were around. When others were present, he still lived in the original little wooden hut.
It was not until Xiao Feng turned two and could live by himself that the system very "reasonably" allowed the two replicas to "die in an accident."
Back then, Old Jack had asked Xiao Feng to live at his house. However, through the system, Xiao Feng learned that Old Jack already had difficulty supporting himself, so Xiao Feng directly refused, saying that he could take care of himself. That had made Old Jack sigh more than once over what a sensible child Xiao Feng was.
And then? Then there was no then. At first, Old Jack would come check on Xiao Feng every so often. As for why? Xiao Feng knew that he was checking whether Xiao Feng could really care for himself. But with the system, Xiao Feng lived an exceptionally carefree life, and his body was far stronger than that of children his age. Seeing Xiao Feng grow healthier by the day, Old Jack gradually stopped coming.
A few minutes later, plainly dressed Old Jack slowly made his way down the mountain path to the front of the wooden hut.
"Little Feng, Little Feng, are you home?"
The aged voice rang out, and the door of the wooden hut opened in response.
"Grandpa, what is it? Did you need something from me?"
Xiao Feng smiled and gestured for Old Jack to come inside and sit, but Old Jack waved his hand. "I won't sit. I came to inform you that a Lord Soul Master from Spirit Hall will soon come to awaken the Martial Souls of the children in our village. Remember to come over. It'll be at the Spirit Hall Branch in the center of the village. I still need to find Little San, so I'll be going first."
"Since Grandpa won't stay, I won't insist. Take care, and I'll head over shortly."
After Old Jack left, the little wooden hut returned to its form as a three-story mansion. Sitting in the first-floor living room, Xiao Feng frowned as he pondered a question: aside from being strong and healthy, did his body, which lacked any powerful genes, have the potential to become a Spirit Master? After all, the system had told him that there was no beginner's gift pack.
(System: Hmph, only useless systems give out beginner's gift packs. I usually just give the Host whatever he lacks. I'm simply that outstanding~~)
Seeing Xiao Feng frown, the system spoke up.
[Dear Host, what matter is troubling you?]
Hearing his system speak, Xiao Feng said worriedly, "I don't know whether I have the talent to become a Spirit Master. I'm not like Tang San over the mountain. He's the protagonist, and he started out with Twin Martial Souls. Other than living a slightly better life than him, it seems like I can't compare to him in anything else."
[What are you saying, Host? So what if he's the protagonist? Before the Host of The System, the protagonist is just a little brother. What's so special about Twin Martial Souls? The System will give you three Martial Souls!]
As the system spoke, three small golden cards appeared before Xiao Feng.
[Legendary Martial Soul Card: After use, grants a legendary-grade Martial Soul that surpasses god-tier Martial Souls!]
At that moment, Xiao Feng was deeply moved. As expected of my considerate little padded jacket!
"Treasure, but Tang San has Innate Full Soul Power."
[Innate Full Soul Power is nothing! The System will give you Innate Level 20 Soul Power!]
Another golden card appeared before Xiao Feng!
[Innate Level 20 Soul Power Card: After use, grants Innate Soul Power at Level 20!]
"Treasure, you're so good to me."
[Hehe, of course. Just look whose Host you are. The Host of The System naturally cannot be worse than anyone else! If others have it, yours must be better. If others do not have it, you do! That's just how lavish we are!]
With his heart fully satisfied, Xiao Feng set foot on his path to dominate Douluo!
Before you continue