Douluo: My Little Cotton Jacket System is Too Heartwarming!
Chapter 14

Xiao Wu: "Please~ Pretty please~~"

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"Hello, excuse me, is this Dorm Seven?"

A crisp, playful voice rang out. By the door that Xiao Feng had kicked open, a very obedient and adorable little head poked in.

Hearing this voice, everyone in Dorm Seven turned to look. Even Xiao Feng, lying on his bed, was a bit stunned as he looked back. "No way, how did Xiao Wu show up early too?"

But Xiao Feng quickly set that question aside. Watching the cute little bunny at the door, he silently pulled a peach-flavored carrot from the [Unlimited Flavor Carrot Spatial Necklace] he'd just received.

Yet the moment Xiao Feng took out the carrot, Xiao Wu by the door gave a slight twitch of her delicate nose. Her big, adorable eyes sparkled with excitement as she scanned Dorm Seven, as if searching for something. At the same time, the fluffy rabbit ears on her head—whether decorations or real—perked up.

Just as Xiao Feng was "about" to take a bite of the peach-flavored carrot, Xiao Wu finally found the source of the scent. It was the carrot in Xiao Feng's hand.

The next second, Xiao Wu's figure moved like lightning, flashing past Tang San and the others. In the blink of an eye, she reached Xiao Feng's bedside and lunged at the carrot in his hand like a fierce rabbit descending a mountain.

But before her hand could touch the carrot, Xiao Feng reached out and pressed a hand on her head, smiling. "Want to eat it?"

Xiao Wu stared at the carrot in Xiao Feng's hand, her eyes sparkling as she nodded. Seeing how cute she was, he smiled again. "If you want to eat it, you have to let me get to know you first. Otherwise, no deal."

Xiao Feng thought Xiao Wu would try to snatch it with her personality, but he clearly underestimated how tempting this thing was to a rabbit. Xiao Wu stood up straight and said with a smile, "Hi, I'm Xiao Wu, Wu as in dancing! I'm a new work-study student."

Looking at the obedient, adorable Xiao Wu in front of him, Xiao Feng couldn't help but silently shout in his heart, "The anime misled me!"

That's right. This Xiao Wu, dressed in cute pink clothes, was incredibly endearing, completely lacking the weird vibe from the anime. Right now, Xiao Wu was like a little fairy who had stepped out of a fairy tale.

Her skin was as tender as a baby's, her small face neither too chubby nor too thin—just right. Especially her big, adorable eyes and rabbit ears, which were ridiculously cute. Finally, there was her beautifully braided ponytail. Xiao Feng finally understood why Tang San in the original story was so devoted to Xiao Wu.

Who could resist this?

Seeing Xiao Feng a bit dazed, Xiao Wu blinked and said, "Can you give it to me now?"

Her eyes shone with an eager light. She swore this was the first time she'd ever encountered a carrot that made her taste buds water so much. She couldn't help but swallow her saliva.

Watching Xiao Wu like this, Xiao Feng suddenly felt a mischievous urge. A smile curled at the corner of his mouth. "We've just met. Aren't you afraid I might have poisoned this thing?"

Hearing Xiao Feng's words, Xiao Wu finally snapped back to reality. "Right, I just met him. To want to eat his stuff without any guard... what if..."

Xiao Wu recalled the unpleasant memories from when she first entered the human world. Humans were far more treacherous than they appeared. For a moment, she felt a chill of fear, but she still looked longingly at the carrot in Xiao Feng's hand.

In the end, reason won over desire, but the cost was a mouthful of drool. "I want to eat it so bad. It looks so big and thick. One bite and I could stuff my mouth full. And it smells so good. But I have to hold back. Can't think about it. Can't think about it."

Watching Xiao Wu muttering to herself and shaking her head, Xiao Feng laughed. He decided not to tease her anymore. He tossed the carrot in his hand toward her, and Xiao Wu fumbled to catch it.

"You're so silly. Did you really believe me? Who poisons their roommate the first time they meet?" As he spoke, Xiao Feng pulled out another carrot like a magician and took a bite.

One bite, and he had to admit—peach-flavored carrots were really delicious!

Seeing Xiao Feng eating with relish, Xiao Wu turned her gaze to the carrot in her own hand. In the end, she couldn't resist the temptation and took a bite.

It was fine until she ate it, but once she did, Xiao Wu's face lit up with pure satisfaction. Even her fluffy ears couldn't help trembling.

"S-so good!" Xiao Wu's heart screamed.

In a few quick bites, a big, thick carrot was devoured by Xiao Wu. After finishing, she looked at Xiao Feng with a longing expression again. Xiao Feng smiled. "That's it. Those were the last two. One for you, one for me. All gone."

"Eh~"

In that instant, Xiao Wu's ears drooped, making Xiao Feng want to laugh. "Aren't rabbits supposed to be clever? I feel like she's just adorably dumb."

Suddenly, Xiao Feng pulled out another carrot like a magician. Seeing this, Xiao Wu's eyes lit up again. Her cheeks puffed out as she scolded, "Hey! You tricked me!"

With that, she lunged straight at Xiao Feng, trying to grab the carrot. After teasing her for a bit, Xiao Feng finally handed it over. Carrot in hand, Xiao Wu ran to the bed next to Xiao Feng's and happily started eating, looking utterly adorable.

And just then, the system's voice rang out.

[Host, the daily necessities you ordered have arrived.]

"Xiao San, our stuff is here. Go pick it up at the academy gate." Hearing Xiao Feng's words, Tang San replied with a simple "Okay" and left Dorm Seven. You might ask why Xiao Feng didn't move into the system's villa?

Xiao Feng: Come on. If I move out, how will the little bunny warm my bed?

Yeah, that's the reason. Compared to an empty big bed, he preferred a small bed warmed by someone else.

At that moment, everyone else finally snapped out of it. They all looked at Xiao Feng, not knowing how to describe it. A girl had finally come to Dorm Seven, and before they could even get a good look, she'd already fallen into their boss's hands.

The saying goes, "The bystander sees more than the player." Xiao Wu herself hadn't realized she'd already fallen into Xiao Feng's clutches. The others silently and wisely averted their gazes, not even bothering to explain Dorm Seven's rules to Xiao Feng.

Wang Sheng and the others thought: Whoever interrupts now is asking for trouble.

After all, even Tang San, who had taken down Wang Sheng in one move, called Xiao Feng "big brother." His strength was obvious. So Xiao Feng's status was instantly established. Sure, his behavior was childish, but it was fun! As a transmigrator, wasn't the point to have a good time? If you're not having fun, what kind of transmigrator are you? Doing whatever you want—that's the real transmigrator.

Soon, Tang San walked in, carrying a bunch of bags.

"Xiao Feng ge, I'm back."

Tang San first put all the stuff on his own bed, then took the items belonging to Xiao Feng and placed them on Xiao Feng's bed. He'd been puzzled earlier about why Xiao Feng bought everything in pairs, but now he seemed to understand.

Though curious, Tang San was smart enough not to ask. Everyone had their own secrets. What he needed to do was follow his father's advice and stick with Xiao Feng. He trusted his father, and he trusted Xiao Feng.

On the side, Xiao Feng quickly made his bed. A brand-new sheet and a large, thick quilt made everyone envious. Meanwhile, Tang San's bed was plain and simple—a modest sheet and a quilt just big enough for one person. Compared to Xiao Feng's... well, no comparison.

After tidying up, Xiao Feng lay down comfortably on his bed, stretched, and said, "So soft. So comfortable."

Xiao Wu glanced at her own bare bed, then at Xiao Feng's. Suddenly, a lightbulb went off. She ran over to Xiao Feng's bed and said, "Xiao Feng, can I talk to you about something?"

"Oh?" Xiao Feng looked at her with feigned curiosity.

Xiao Wu was straightforward. She pushed her bed next to Xiao Feng's, merging them together, and said excitedly, "Look, your quilt is so big. How about we share it?"

Hearing this, Xiao Feng was amused. He teased her again. "I bought this. Why should I share it with you?"

Xiao Wu hadn't expected Xiao Feng to say that. After a moment of stunned silence, she pulled out her cute act, grabbing Xiao Feng's arm and pleading in an adorable, whiny tone: "Please, okay? Pretty please~~"

In that instant, Xiao Feng's heart completely melted, but he put on a helpless expression and said, "Fine, fine, I really can't do anything with you. But I'm telling you now, no crossing the line when we sleep. If you do, I'll deal with you."

Seeing Xiao Feng agree, Xiao Wu quickly nodded and said, "Mm-hmm, don't worry, I won't cross the line."

Witnessing this scene, the members of Dorm Seven silently acknowledged Xiao Feng's position as Second Brother of Dorm Seven. Meanwhile, Tang San, standing off to the side, felt like something was off, as if something was stirring above his head.

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