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Chapter 28

Bibi Dong's Misgivings, Xiao Feng's Strange Train of Thought

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Pope Palace.

Bibi Dong looked at the clamoring elders below. Her cold eyes narrowed as she said imperiously, "Silence!"

In an instant, Pope Palace fell silent.

"Set aside the matter of hunting down Tang Hao for now. Since we understand what happened, a mere Tang Hao is not worth Spirit Hall making such a huge fuss over. This elders' meeting is adjourned. Continue with the original plan."

"Of course, some people may take my words as wind in their ears and seek to lay hands on that Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast. But don't say I didn't warn you—Qian Daoliu was Spirit Hall's former former pope. If you aren't afraid of dying, then go ahead."

As Bibi Dong spoke, she walked out of Pope Palace. Her meaning was obvious—if someone did not even regard a former former pope as powerful as Qian Daoliu, then anyone who was not afraid of death could go throw their life away.

Off to the side, Gui Mei, who was sprawled on the floor without a shred of dignity, gritted his teeth and chose to follow her. Ever since he had been forced to follow Bibi Dong, he had long since lost all means of retreat!

Hearing Bibi Dong's words, everyone present looked at one another. In the end, they could only turn their gazes toward Golden Crocodile, the Second Worship of Worship Hall.

Golden Crocodile looked at them, calmly rose to his feet, and said, "Worship Hall's First Worship is the former former pope. The pope is right. A mere Tang Hao is not worth Spirit Hall mobilizing on such a scale. Rather than waste that time, you would do better to improve your own strength."

Afterward, Golden Crocodile left Pope Palace. He intended to go to Worship Hall and ask Qian Daoliu about the God Nine Sect and the God Realm.

After Golden Crocodile departed, Qian Jun and Jiang Mo, the two Worships, also left after him. They said much the same thing: do not go to that tiny place called Nuoding City. If you went and never returned, do not blame your own people for failing to warn you.

Gradually, all the elders left, and Pope Palace became empty. Just then, a silver-haired girl slowly appeared and plopped herself down in the pope's chair.

"No wonder countless people covet this position. The view from here really is nice."

That was right—she was Rui Mengmeng. She had seen and heard everything during the elders' meeting convened by Spirit Hall.

Sitting in the pope's chair felt quite nice, but Rui Mengmeng clearly did not like it that much. After leaning back against it a few times, she carved several words into the armrest—"Little Spider, you know what's good for you." Then Rui Mengmeng vanished in satisfaction.

Meanwhile, Xiao Feng's life settled into calmness, and his days became very ordinary.

Naturally, except for the classes taught by someone surnamed Yu. Although Yu Xiaogang had once been beaten down by Xiao Feng to the point of doubting his life, after adjusting himself, he not only did not give up in despair but instead began striving harder. He showed no intention of quitting and kept researching his theories, attempting to use them to conquer Xiao Feng.

However, Xiao Feng could not be bothered with him. In the end, whenever it was Yu Xiaogang's class, Xiao Feng simply stopped attending. Instead of wasting that time, he might as well lie in the dorm and sleep. Though Tang San found Yu Xiaogang rather irritating, he still learned some decent knowledge in his classes.

As for Xiao Wu, she was either on her way to fight or already fighting. After becoming familiar with everyone, she completely let herself loose. Relying on her own strength and Xiao Feng's reputation, she fought her way through all of Nuoding Academy and proudly earned the title of Nuoding Academy's top girl. As for the top guy, that was Xiao Feng.

Because of this, the people of Dorm Seven gained quite a few benefits as well. Yet they did not become arrogant and overbearing because of it. Instead, they became modest and courteous, causing Dorm Seven's reputation to soar. Many people wanted to join Dorm Seven, but Xiao Feng ruthlessly refused them all. Even the academy's teachers could not change his mind.

Later on, Xiao Feng's daily routine became getting up, eating breakfast, attending class if he felt like it, and skipping if he did not. At noon, he ate lunch. Of course, all that food came from the villa, because the food outside tasted far too inferior and simply could not satisfy him.

In the afternoons, he either went out shopping or slept in Dorm Seven. Once night came, things got interesting. He either teased Xiao Wu or took her out to have fun. That life was simply too carefree.

Of course, Xiao Feng had not neglected cultivation either. Every other month, he summoned back that tool dog, Husky, and harvested its refined Soul Power. Er Ha complained, "My real dad is way too fucking cruel!" But its complaints were useless. A dog with such an ability had been born to live the life of a tool dog.

Finally, there was the Eternal Lollipop. Although Xiao Feng had not been particularly interested in it, after the system gifted him two Spirit Rings, he discovered that this Martial Soul seemed rather interesting as well. After obtaining its first and second Spirit Rings, the lollipop gained the ability to change into all kinds of flavors.

This transformed the lollipop's previously monotonous taste into something no longer monotonous, while its first and second soul skills greatly exceeded Xiao Feng's expectations.

The first Spirit Ring was a three-thousand-year Spirit Ring. Its soul skill was called Speed Lollipop, and it could boost the consumer's speed by seventy percent. One had to understand what seventy percent represented. Furthermore, the effect lasted half a shichen—one hour. Such an absurd effect truly lived up to the name of a legendary Martial Soul.

The second Spirit Ring was a four-thousand-year Spirit Ring. Its soul skill was called Strength Lollipop, and it could boost the consumer's strength by seventy percent. The effect likewise lasted one hour. The skill was downright heaven-defying. An ordinary support-type Martial Soul that could boost someone by thirty or forty percent was already considered a top-tier support Martial Soul.

Take the Seven Treasures Glazed Pagoda, for example. It could only boost someone by thirty percent. To raise that boost to sixty or seventy percent, one could only do so under the effects of a Martial Soul Avatar. Yet Xiao Feng's Eternal Lollipop could achieve such an effect without a Martial Soul Avatar. If used with a Martial Soul Avatar, the effect would probably become utterly heaven-defying!

Regarding this, Xiao Feng said, "You think I'm a support-type Spirit Master? Sorry, but if I pull out the Murder Sword, I can chop you into eight pieces—the kind where you're divided into eight sections. You think I'm an assault-type Spirit Master? Sorry, I'm actually a weak little support-type Spirit Master. Go easy on me."

Meanwhile, as Husky devoured more and more Soul Beasts, its strength advanced by leaps and bounds, faintly showing signs of surpassing Xiao Feng. Even the Spirit Rings it condensed itself had reached five thousand years. With two five-thousand-year Spirit Rings, it could even challenge a six-thousand-year Soul Beast alone without taking a single injury.

Overall, Xiao Feng's strength could only be described as unfathomable. Do not let his daily playing around and apparent lack of cultivation fool you. Once he entered battle, he would beat people so badly that even their mothers would not recognize them.

After that, Spirit Hall never sent any more powerful experts to Nuoding City.

As for the reason, it had to do with the words Rui Mengmeng had left on the pope's chair. Because of this, Bibi Dong convened another elders' meeting and made everyone see those words with their own eyes. Though she was furious, she was also helpless.

Someone who could silently enter Spirit Hall's Pope Palace while a group of Title Douluo, even Qian Daoliu, stood guard, and leave words behind there possessed terrifying strength beyond all doubt. Bibi Dong would rather lose face than provoke a force suspected to be from the God Realm.

If she offended the God Realm, Spirit Hall could not bear the consequences! Therefore, she had been secretly investigating everything.

Meanwhile, because his life had become far too dull, Xiao Feng decided to devise a plan that would shock everyone!

This plan was called "Twin Stars of the Spirit Master World!"

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