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Chapter 286

Do You Want to Cultivate Immortality?

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Chapter 286: Do you want to Cultivation? Wait, my phone's broken?! My brand new phone! I should have left it on the shore...

After a brief moment of shock, Zheng Yu grasped the key point of the words, scratched his head in frustration, and burst into tears.

"Brother Zheng Yu, that doesn't seem to be the main point. He seems to be the River God..."

Seeing Zheng Yu's frustrated look, An Ruoxi tugged at his arm and offered a reminder.

Just then, the figure floating on the river picked at its ear and said somewhat impatiently:

"Alright, alright, it's just a phone, I've fixed it for you..."

As soon as he finished speaking, the black phone was tossed to him. Zheng Yu hurriedly caught it, pressed the power button, and the screen lit up; the phone was now working normally again...

"Thank you, River God! I'll kowtow to you." Seeing this, Zheng Yu, true to his nature, kowtowed to Mo Shang without saying a word.

"River God? I'm not a river god."

Hearing this, the figure on the water shrugged and spoke again.

Yes, the figure on the water isn't the River God, but Mo Shang, who's just looking for some fun...

"Huh? How did you emerge from the river? And these lines..." Zheng Yu and An Ruoxi were completely bewildered upon hearing this.

"Oh, it's just a joke, don't worry about it, the audience likes it." Mo Shang smiled, then spoke again.

Zheng Yu:...

An Ruoxi:...

For a moment, Zheng Yu and his companion fell silent. It was hard to imagine how bored the other person must have been to do something like this.

"So, you're Superpower?" After a moment of silence, Zheng Yu asked again.

"I'm not Superpower; if I had to say, I'd be considered an immortal..."

Mo Shang pondered for a moment, then replied, before turning to Zheng Yu and An Ruoxi and asking again, "Young people, I see you have extraordinary potential. Are you interested in cultivating the Dao?"

Hearing this, Zheng Yu's lips twitched, and an embarrassed look appeared on his face. He took a few steps closer to An Ruoxi and then said:

"Uh, well, my mom's calling me home for dinner. Why don't you ask someone else..."

After saying that, Zheng Yu ignored Mo Shang, grabbed An Ruoxi, and ran out of the woods, disappearing in a flash.

In his view, Mo Shang was a Superpower with some strength, but not quite right in the head.

After all, what kind of immortal would hide in the water and pretend to be a river god just for a joke? That's ridiculous...

"No, is the appeal of cultivating Daoism really that weak now?"

Watching the two figures disappear, Mo Shang was somewhat bewildered. He had expected them to be very excited...

"Darling, I feel like they were scared away by your abstract behavior..." At this moment, Jiang Shuyu also appeared beside Mo Shang, saying with a sly smile.

"Abstract? It seems so. I need to change this habit. I should maintain my boss-like demeanor..." Upon hearing this, Mo Shang couldn't help but doubt himself.

"It's alright, as long as you're happy..." Jiang Shuyu again, her tone filled with doting affection.

"Beep beep beep..."

Just as the two were talking, Mo Shang's phone suddenly vibrated. He took it out and saw that it was a video call from Jinlin.

As the video call connected, Jinlin's figure appeared on the screen, and a voice came out:

"Old Mo, come over for dinner later, let me introduce you to my buddy..."

"Okay, I'm coming." Mo Shang nodded slightly and replied.

Before the call even ended, he had already appeared beside Jinlin with Jiang Shuyu in tow...

"Oh, you're here..."

Seeing this, Jinlin raised an eyebrow, then looked at Zheng Xuan beside him and began to introduce him:

"This is Mo Shang, a good brother I met on the Mystic Sky Continent. This is Jiang Shuyu, his girlfriend..."

After introducing Mo Shang and his companion, Jinlin looked at Mo Shang again and said, "This is Zheng Xuan, my good buddy from before I transmigrated..."

Hearing this, Mo Shang glanced at Zheng Xuan, then seemed to realize something and suddenly asked, "Is Zheng Yu your son?"

"Have you seen my son?"

Hearing this, Zheng Xuan, who was about to greet him, suddenly paused and asked a question.

"I just met him once, and asked him if he wanted to cultivate Cultivation, but he ignored me..." Mo Shang complained, then continued:

"Oh, by the way, your son should be back soon, and he's bringing you a daughter-in-law..."

In his perception, Zheng Yu was walking this way, and he had brought An Ruoxi back with him...

As for why he talked about his daughter-in-law with the other party, it's because Mo Shang saw the karmic connection between them; the two were destined to be together...

"What? Is that true?"

Hearing this, Zheng Xuan suddenly became excited and immediately shouted towards the kitchen, "Honey, add a few more dishes! Our son has brought his wife home!"

"Gentlemen, please have a seat. I'll go make some tea..."

After giving his instructions, Zheng Xuan warmly invited Mo Shang and the other person to sit down, and then brewed a pot of tea.

However, not long after everyone sat down, the door was opened from the outside, and before anyone could be seen, Zheng Yu's incessant chatter drifted in.

"Dad, Mom, I'm home. I brought a friend back with me..."

"Oh, by the way, I met a guy by the river today who claimed to be an immortal. His behavior was extremely abstract, and he even asked me if I wanted to cultivate Cultivation..."

"Luckily I ran fast, otherwise it would have been dangerous..."

"Mom and Dad, why aren't you saying anything...?"

Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Zheng Yu looked towards the living room sofa, and his expression froze instantly when he saw Mo Shang.

"Um, what are you doing here...?" Zheng Yu asked somewhat awkwardly.

"You little rascal, you're talking behind my back, aren't you? I even fixed your phone for you..."

Mo Shang's lips twitched. If he hadn't come over, he wouldn't have known that the other party was talking about him behind his back.

"Haha, um, that was my second personality just now, do you believe it?" Zheng Yu scratched his head and smiled a little embarrassedly.

"I know a little about Daoist magic, I hope your second personality can hold up..." Mo Shang clenched his fist, a dangerous smile appearing on his lips.

"Dad, help me..." Seeing this, Zheng Yu hurriedly looked at his father with pleading eyes.

"My son, even I am powerless to help you. You have to bear the consequences of your own actions..."

Zheng Xuan spoke earnestly, stood up, patted Zheng Yu on the shoulder, and then walked to the side.

Seeing that he couldn't rely on his elderly father, Zheng Yu stopped expecting anything from others and decided to go all out!

Without the slightest hesitation, Zheng Yu bowed deeply at a ninety-degree angle, decisively admitting defeat, and said with a sincere expression, "Boss, I was wrong, please forgive me..."

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