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Naruto: My Husband of Tsunade, Uniting Konoha
Chapter 187

Nut-Cracker Kick

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After recounting his entire experience, Uchiha couldn't help but laugh and say, "Owl, do you think your Great Grandfather is too useless, accomplishing nothing he set out to do?"

"Even my clansmen are unwilling to follow me in this rebellion?" Uchiha poured himself a cup of Sake, drank it all in one gulp, and quenched his thirst.

On the surface, he was saying this to Uchiha Kō, but in reality, he was mocking himself, lamenting how utterly unsuccessful his life had been!

Uchiha Kō was a little drunk, but he listened with great interest. "It's not that Madara was too much of a failure, but that you couldn't defeat that pale-faced but ruthless Senju Hashirama, and the scheming Senju Tobirama?"

Uchiha Kō's words startled Uchiha. Madara? This must be referring to himself, right? But why did he say that Hashirama was all show and no substance? However, his assessment of Senju Tobirama was quite accurate.

"Heh, Madara, I laugh at your naivety. You're a simpleton, and you're outmaneuvered by two cunning individuals. It's no wonder you lost," Uchiha Kō sighed.

Just as Uchiha was about to defend Hashirama's image, he heard Uchiha Kō say, "Don't rush to refute me. If you think I'm wrong about the following points, wait until I finish."

Uchiha Kō's eyes were sharp at this moment. Through Uchiha's description, he had completely figured out the character of the First Hokage and the Second Hokage.

"For our first battle, let's talk about the First Hokage, Senju Hashirama. As we all know, the village was founded by Senju Hashirama and you, while the other ninja clans came later. Therefore, at this moment Senju Clan and Uchiha Clans are the most original ninja clans."

"Senju Hashirama himself may have been a good person, but his mistake was that he shouldn't have given you hope with his own hands, and then abandoned his promises under the guise of democratic elections because of the arrival of others!"

"You must understand that Konoha was founded by Senju Hashirama, and you two are the absolute leaders. As long as Senju Hashirama only cares about your feelings as his close friend, no one who comes after him will go too far."

"Clearly, you've misplaced your trust. You believe in Senju Hashirama, but Senju Hashirama hasn't fully guided you; instead, he's indulging in a false scenario of various clans joining Konoha."

"In your heart, the village might be the place where you are with Hashirama, but in his heart, the village that includes you and is recognized by everyone is the village in his heart."

"Or rather, your weight Kamimura's and everyone's approval." Uchiha Kō's words were clear and to the point, leaving Uchiha speechless as he silently drank his wine.

However, Uchiha Kō didn't notice that Uchiha Izuna gave him a wink, signaling him to stop talking, as this was a sign that Uchiha was about to get angry!

However, he secretly agreed with what Uchiha Kō said. That Senju Hashirama was a scumbag who only knew how to make empty promises. When it came to implementation, he was easily swayed and listened to others and democracy. Ugh.

Uchiha Kō continued, "Senju Tobirama did it because he knew his elder brother too well. He knew his brother's weaknesses, so he exposed the ninja clan and spread rumors about the instability of the Uchiha Clan, causing the ninja clan to worry."

"Only in this way, with his words combined with public opinion and the concept of democracy, could he persuade Senju Hashirama to abandon his ideas and inherit the Hokage Position. He also anticipated that you would resist, and at the same time, he courted the Uchiha Clan, promoted peace, and said that you were the one who attempted to start a war."

"Guess how your clansmen viewed you? That's why no one followed you when you left. It's because the Second Hokage, Senju Tobirama, was too cunning. You can say he lacked strength, but you can't say he lacked intelligence and political acumen!"

Uchiha Kō's analysis was so thorough that Uchiha suddenly realized that he had been internally conflicted all these years, believing himself to be right on one hand and doubting his own correctness on the other. In order to get out of this situation, he decided to implement the Eye of the Moon Plan.

Unexpectedly, all of this stemmed from the schemes of the Second Hokage, Senju Tobirama. Although he still couldn't bring himself to hate Hashirama, the image of Gekko Hashirama cherished figure in his heart had been shattered considerably.

I've opened my heart to you, yet you still hold back. Is that fair? No, it's not!

Pure Land

Senju Hashirama suddenly felt a pang of panic. He woke up from his dream with a start. Madara, who had the ability to attack him, ignored him and looked at him with disappointment and disgust before leaving alone.

Senju Tobirama confusion, "Brother, you're awake. Did you have a nightmare?"

He actually knew everything. He heard Senju Hashirama repeatedly calling out Madara's name in his sleep, along with things like, "Come back, I was wrong, the Hokage is yours," and so on.

This left Senju Tobirama with a complicated expression. However, after Senju Hashirama woke up, he didn't intend to tell Senju Hashirama he had heard. He simply asked, "You had a nightmare, didn't you?"

Senju Hashirama's spirit sat in a corner of the Pure Land, hugging his knees, tears welling in his eyes. "Did you put in the coin? Tell me, was I wrong? If Madara had become Hokage, wouldn't Konoha be a better place?"

Senju Tobirama was stunned. He wanted to say yes, because for the village, Uchiha was a guardian deity, and for the enemy, he was a war machine, God of Shinobi. Such a person was most suitable for the position of leader.

However, what Senju Tobirama was truly worried about was whether Uchiha would exterminate the Senju Clan and other ninja clans once he became Hokage Position. What would happen to his descendants then?

Who among the other members of the Uchiha Clan could guarantee emotional stability? And who wouldn't be afraid of their clan being wiped out? He felt no guilt whatsoever for scheming against his elder brother and Uchiha.

If he had to do it all over again, he would still do the same thing. After all, he had already dismissed the Senju Clan and allowed them to intermarry with commoners. Although their bloodline would be diluted, as long as Konoha still existed, the Senju would not have been wiped out!

As for whether his descendants intend to revive the name of the Senju, he can't care about that!

"Mommy with the Senju Hashirama said to Senju Tobirama, his eyes resolute.

Senju Tobirama roared, "Brother, how many times have you searched all these years! You've searched almost every corner of the Pure Land! But you still can't find him. Why do you keep humiliating yourself like this!"

Senju Hashirama silent. He looked up at Tobirama and said, "You don't understand." Then he got up and continued searching for Uchiha's Pure Land soul.

Senju Tobirama gritted his teeth, "Damn the inherently evil Uchiha Clan! I regret not wiping you all out!"

"Especially that despicable Uchiha Izuna! One day I will find you and torture you a thousand times over in the Pure Land!" Senju Tobirama's voice was cold.

During his final battle with Uchiha Izuna, his last kick landed on himself...

This led him to never marry. Ostensibly, he sacrificed everything for Konoha, but in reality, only he and the deceased Izuna knew the bitterness and humiliation he endured.

Uchiha Kō's room

"Don't worry, brother, I avenged you before I died. That treacherous and vicious Senju Tobirama had his manhood shattered by my kick in the final battle. He'll probably be a eunuch for the rest of his life!" Uchiha Izuna patted his chest and laughed.

He then took a sip of his drink, shouted "That was great!" and then collapsed on the ground and fell asleep.

Uchiha Kō's pupils contracted. So that's how it is! No wonder Tobirama used the Flying Thunder God Slash, no wonder he cursed Uchiha Izuna, no wonder he always said the Uchiha Clan was inherently evil.

Good heavens, so it was all because of you! My grandpa, you really have shocked me!

Uchiha's pupils contracted, and his hatred for Senju Tobirama suddenly lessened by a tiny bit, but only a tiny bit. He then looked at his second brother and his younger brother Izuna, and swallowed hard.

"It's getting late, I'm taking Izuna back to sleep. Owl, you get some rest." With that, Uchiha led Uchiha Izuna away.

Uchiha Kō nodded, watched the two leave, and then returned to the house, exclaiming, "Damn, that's really something! Nut-Cracker Kick a child's lineage!"

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